He simply ignored confused glances of summoners and champions alike as he walked around aimlessly, baby Lux still suckling on his hand.

What to do? He scratched his head and let out a long heavy sigh. He looked down at Lux. "You…" He grabbed her tightly and lifted her to look into his yellow eyes. "How do I deal with you?" She giggled and grabbed his nose pulling on it. His eye twitched in anger. "Even though you are physically a baby…" He paused and glared at her. "I believe mentally, you are just fine. You simply do all this to torment me for making you drink my potion. Darn you, you little s-"

"Uhhhhhhh- Singed? Why are conversing with an infant?" Garen stared at Singed in confusion, scratching his head.

Singed looked at him for a moment before he waved his hand at him. "None of your business."

"Well… no. Sorry to bother you?" He went to turn around but stopped. "Oh! I must ask you, have you seen my sister? I've been told that she went to the zaunite quarters, much to all our surprise."

Singed froze in place, his eyes shifting from Lux to Garen and back several times before he replied. "N- no! Of course not. She would never come to me-…" His eyes widened and he shook his head. "I- I mean…come anywhere near my dorm. Yes…" He cleared his throat and backed away slightly.

Garen eyed him suspiciously as he stepped closer. "Are you certain?"

Think Singed, THINK! He looked around and saw a large group of summoners not too far behind him. He looked at Lux and gulped. "I'm so done for…"

"What?"

With one last glance behind him he flung the baby over his head and into the group of summoners. Garen's eyes widened. "D- did you jus-"

Singed was already sprinting towards the group. "Who caught the baby?!" Garen blinked away his confusion before he stormed after Singed was making his way through the group.

"Anyone catch the baby? Did anyon-"

"Who dares to throw an infant at the Master of Metal?!" His voice boomed through the entire corridor. The group of summoners all pointed at Singed who's eyes were as big as plates. "YOU!" Every step shook the earth until he stood before Singed, towering over him like a beast about to feast on a little snack.

"Oh! Me… uh- why yes. I did indeed throw in infant in your general direction. If it is not too much a bother I would like it back."

"Whoa!" Garen stepped in between the two, placing a hand on Mordekaiser chest. "Mordekaiser, I cannot allow you to hand over this infa-"

"I will tear out your bones and stick them back into you through your eye sockets if you do not remove your filthy hand from my amrour, you puny flesh bag!" Mordekaisers eyes glowed brighter than ever, his voice shaking everyb one in Garen's body.

"Right away Lord Mordekaiser!" He pulled his hand and bowed slightly.

"Now I order you to leave my presence!" He pointed down a hallway as he watched Garen hesitate. "NOW!" A cloud of dust was all that was left as Garen sprinted down the hallway.

Singed gulped as he watched Garen run away. Slowly he turned back to Mordekaiser.

Mordekaiser narrowed his eyes. He leaned down to Singed's height and stared directly into his eyes. "Why should I, the great Mordekaiser, obey such a worthless human!?"

Singed looked around for a moment before he leaned closer to Mordekaiser, much to his disliking. After making sure no one stood close enough he began to whisper to the tower of metal before him. "It's Luxanna Crowngua-"

Mordekaiser pressed the baby into his hands. "Take it! I order you to bring it far away from me before it grows up!" Singed watched as Mordekaiser turned around without another word and simply stomped away.

"Well…" He stared at Lux who began to suckle on his hand again. His face contorted in annoyance. "Maybe I should have let him keep you." He sighed and began walking again.

AN: Well ain't I a lazy motherfucker? I'm simply lazy, deal with it. Or don't, I guess. T'is up to you.

Cheerio and thanks for reading.