"Is that a ba-"

"No." Singed replied not paying a second thought to the summoners and champions who asked about the baby in his arms, calmly suckling on his thumb. He looked down at Lux for moment before he quickly pulled his thumb away. Her eyes watered and a deafening scream filled the Institution of War. Singed groaned loudly and stuck his thumb back in her mouth. His eyes narrowed as he glared at Lux. "I hate you."

Singed.

"Hm-?" He looked around in confusion for a moment.

Singed?

His eyes widened as he realized that one of his summoners had established a connection to his mind. "Summoner Valdar? To what do I owe the pleasure?"

Our rift match is beginning shortly, though you have not yet arrived at the summoning room. Would you want me to teleport you to us?

A match? Today?! Now?! He looked around frantically.

Is there a problem? Valdar asked calmly.

"Uhhhh- I, no. Well, more or less. I-"

Then I will proceed to teleport you.

Singed could already feel the magic surge through his body. "Wait! No, no, no, no!"

With a bright flash he stood within the circular room he knew too well. Viktor, Sivir, Blitzcrank and Rammus, they all stared at him, then at the baby Lux, then back at him.

"Is this a joke or something?" Sivir asked, placing a hand on her hip.

"BEEP-BOOP analyzing."

Viktor's eyes only narrowed as he crossed his arms.

"Ok." Rammus turned around not caring all that much.

"I can explain!" Singed said waving one of his hands at them frantically.

"I'm intrigued to hear as to why you brought a little fleshbag along with you." Viktor said coldly.

"Well..." Singed was cut off by the runes in the floor glowing brightly.

"Explain yourself later." Sivir said grabbing her boomerang from her waist.

"BEEP-BOOP analyzing complete. Infant human identity as Lu-"

Everyone, except Rammus, stared at Blitzcrank before they entered the Rift. They all blinked a couple of times and simply chose to ignoring what Blitzcrank was about to say. They all bought their items, Sivir and Blitz going to their botlane, Viktor running to mid and Rammus disappeared into the jungle.

Singed looked around, unsure of what to do as he considered he had Lux with him.

"Hey! Singed? You gonna buy anything?" The yordle shopkeeper asked somewhat confused.

"Uh- yes." He cleared his throat. "The usual please."

He arrived at his outer turret and not too far away he could see Mordekaiser.

The master of Metal eyed Singed and laughed loudly. "So we meet again, Mad Chemist!" His voice boomed across the lane. "I will most certainly enjoy thi-" His eyes widened at the sight of baby Lux. "That infant…"

Singed watched the Master of Metal turn around and simply walk away. He looked down at Lux for a moment before he smirked. "Maybe you're not completely useless." He looked up immediately as he heard something stir in the river bush to his right.

"At first I wouldn't believe it, but I should learn to trust my nose more blindly." Nidalee strutted towards the middle of the lane. She chuckled as she eyed Singed and the baby. "Meow." She said in her seductive voice.

Singed flinched and took a step back.

She giggled and sat down cross legged. "Not good with women?"

"Would I have to be?" He asked taking another step back.

"Well according to that baby in your arms, you must have managed to create at least one love potion." She smirked at him.

"W- what?! You dare assume I would waste my time on such things?!"

"So it wasn't a love potion? But rather an act of pure love?" her smirk grew larger.

"Pffff- I don't have time or demand for love. A woman would only get in between me and my work."

She went onto all fours and slowly crawled towards him. "But don't we women have some…appealing aspects?" She lowered the cloth covering her breasts ever so slightly, showing off more than usual.

Singed looked at her unfazed.

"No?" She pouted before getting up and turning around. "Nothing appealing about women?" She stretched and bent down, her hands touching the ground. She waved her behind slightly.

"I couldn't care less." He said as he covered Lux's eyes.

She got back up and crossed her arms. "Any normal woman would be offended by now, though I enjoy I good challenge."

"A challenge? We don't have time for such things, we have rift match right now." His eyes narrowed.

She smirked. "This match is over anyways. Morderkaiser refuses to go back to his lane and maybe you haven't noticed though the minions aren't spawning. My summoner said they encountered a major problem." She slowly walked towards him, making sure to stay out of his tower's range. "I like to play with my prey." She threw her spear aside and licked her lips. "Did I mention it's mating season?"

His eyes widened in realization. "Oh- I ain't having any of that!" He ran back along his lane only to stop exactly halfway. With a bright flash Nidalee stood only a couple of meters away from him. "Why do you wish to torment me like this?" She slowly walked towards him as he backed away until he hit the wall.

"With just your poison trail you can't do much." She dragged her index finger across his chest.

"I would appreciate if you stoooooo- ahhh-" He grabbed her finger before it reached any private areas. "Would you mind keeping your hands to yourself…"

She pressed herself against him and licked her lips. "But why? I'm certain both of us would enjoy ourselves."

Singed raised Lux above his head, keeping her away from Nidalee. "This is an invasion of my privacy a- and highly inappropriate! And the summoners are watching! A- and-"

"Isn't it obvious that I don't care?" She inched closer to his face, a mischievous smile on her face.

Singed looked around in panic and saw Rammus standing not too far away simply watching silently. "Rammus! Help me!"

"Ok." He slowly made his way towards him and Nidalee.

"Rammus leave us alone for a bit will you~" Nidalee asked flashing him a smile.

"Alright." He turned around again and walked away.

"What!? You traitor! Come back and free me from this big breasted beast!" Singed yelled furiously after Rammus who disappeared in his jungle. He yelled a few more curses until Nidalee grabbed his chin and made him look at her again.

"Let's not get distracted~" She slowly rubbed her chest up and down his body. "Don't you like it when I-" Her eyes widened as Singed pressed Lux into her face and into her hands.

"Hold that for me, okay?" He smirked at her.

She looked at the baby in confusion. "Uhh- what am I supposed to do with the ba-" She could see Singed running down his lane towards his turret. "No fair…" She pouted and stomped her foot angrily.

Singed hid behind the turret and took deep calming breaths. "Okay… I need to get the baby back before she does anything to her." Singed peaked around the turret, expecting to see Nidalee though she was nowhere to be seen. "Dammit! I need to think these plans through! I'm a scientist for crying out loud!" He slapped himself in the face. "I have to get that stupid baby back…" He sighed and ran into the jungle.

He made his way along the rugged dirt path, the trees seemingly swallowing up most of the sunlight. While he did know his way around the jungle he didn't like it one bit, and certainly not while the bestial huntress could be around any corner waiting to pounce on him and violate him. He shuddered at the thought. That woman, nothing but a pesky nuisance to me. He groaned as he reached the river that separates the two teams' jungles. He lowered his head and sighed. "Piss and balls…" He kicked a stone out of frustration and walked towards the enemy's jungle. "I have a bad feeling about this."