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Somebody (it knew who) said that it will be funny to see how this would look in slang so here it is.
~~~ Bounty hustla Azula ~~~
Dat shiznit was one of dem minutes Azula hated. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! This type'a shiznit happens all tha time fo' realz. After another successful delivery dat freaky freaky biatch had ta return ta her borin game of bizzatch. No one expect her closest playaz n' partners ?" Mai n' Ty lee ?" knew bout her secret game as bounty hustla n' shit. Ever since her wack brutha gots his dirty ass banished n' busted on foolz errand, palace becomes cold n' lonely fo' prodigious bizzatch. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch wanted trill, adventure suttin' ta clear her routine days. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch hated dat mah playas looked at her as hoe n' thought dat thugged-out biiiatch couldn't do manz thang, thatz becomin Firelord yo, but no one had courage ta openly say dat shit. They feared dat if they say suttin' bout dat all, they is ghon be dead instantly, burned ta dead by her blue fires. But sometimes silence n' strange stare can hurt mo' dat lyrics. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. So her dope ass decided dat dat thugged-out biiiatch could take care of her muthafuckin ass without mah playas help. One dizzle then Azula was travelin capital, her eyes catch sign of biatch bounty hustla draggin her freshly smoked up captured prey ta collect her reward, n' plan born up in Azulaz mind. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Biatch will become bounty hustla dat mah playas would rap but no one knows whoz ass it straight-up is.
Dat shiznit was easy as fuck ta persuade Ty lee ta help. That hoe was horny bout scam dat dat thugged-out biiiatch could hook up freshly smoked up pimp from different hoodz (or what tha fuck dat thugged-out biiiatch could do wit dem up in bed), while Mai was harder ta convince ta act as her cover rap fo' realz. And so all dat shiznit fuckin started.
Now afta two muthafuckin years Azula had built hype of cold n' fearless bounty hustla n' no one knew how tha fuck she looked. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Everyone thought dat they is dealin wit smart-ass n' fucked up playa n' his wild lil' freaky yo, but dirty sista (Ty lee).
Azula build secret base up in one of asteroidz near Agniz bordaz where dat biiiiatch would hide her interceptor spaceshizzle n' transform from bizzatch ta bounty hustla or just chillax afta long n' borin dizzle up in capital.
Todizzle dat freaky freaky biatch had ta return ta capital cuz of her fatherz wish ta accompany nuff muthafuckin diplomats travelin ta crazy oldschool Agni colony up in Terra space ?" Yu dao.
Yo, stupid diplomats muthafucka! While Azula wanted ta just roost dem fools ta ashes n' continue roamin endless space where none carried whoz ass dat biiiiatch was, she knew dat diplomacy is blingin thang no matter how tha fuck borin it be n' dat dat shiznit was straight-up wack ta defy fatherz orders.
Bein bounty hustla Azula hustled how tha fuck ta take care of her muthafuckin ass n' quickly chizzle threadz so dat no one could notice dat dat biiiiatch was gone, also Ty lee was straight-up aiiight ta help her fix afro or do make up.
Azula was waitin up in spaceport near transhiznit dat would take dem ta they destination but dem fools was late n' her impatience grew wit every last muthafuckin passin minute. Finally they flossed n' instantly covered up in fear seein Firelordz daughter standin there wit her straight-up familiar blue fire ridin' dirty up in her hands.
"Please forgive our asses bizzatch yo, but traffic these minutes is horrible." Said one of diplomats but instantly hut his crazy-ass grill they da perved-out muthafucka saw bizzatch deadly glare. Wish ta set dem fools on fire grew even bigger yo, but Azula contained her muthafuckin ass form dat foolish act, instead she just ushered dem inside royal transport.
Travel looked straight-up borin since mah playas was straight-up silent until transhiznit n' his wild lil' fuckin escort arrived at middle jump point between Agniz n' Terraz space. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Several hits rocketed shizzle n' pilots called dat they n' they escort fall up in ambush fo' realz. After nuff muthafuckin minutez of struggle shizzle stopped n' Azula could swear dat freaky freaky biatch heard suttin' land n' hook tha fuck up wit they ship. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Stinky gas started ta pour from vents n' diplomats started ta panic fo' realz. Azula remained calm n' used her handkerchizzle ta cover her grill yo. Her experience as bounty hustla holla'd at her dat dis was pirate used tactic before enterin shizzle n' dat dat freaky freaky biatch had mo' betta chances if no one knew dat dat biiiiatch waz of royal blood, so she removed her afro pin n' hid it up in one of diplomats' pocket.
After nuff muthafuckin minutes gas disappeared n' dat thugged-out biiiatch could breath normally fo' realz. Azula looked round n' found dat mah playas had fall asleep n' waz of no use. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch also knew dat pirates was bout ta enter shizzle ta look fo' anythang of value. Supa-Hoe lay on ground n' pretended ta be asleep n' waited fo' her first victim. But her dope ass didn't need ta wait long when one of mah thugs entered room n' started ta search mah playas fo' "shiny thangs". Then she felt one of mah thugs handz on her body Azula blast up n' pinned her attacker ta ground. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Da playa up in question was straight-up surprised n' dat was his fuckin lil' doom yo. Dude could only stare at her burnin red eyes n' how tha fuck sickly her afro fell tha fuck n' framed her face. Oh n' dat dat biiiiatch was holdin blue fire shaped dagger near his cold-ass throat. They starred dat fo' moment then suttin' wet hit Azula up in head n' she lost her concentration.
How tha fuck foolish was fo' her ta forget dat pirates never hit dat shiznit ridin' solo n' now dat freaky freaky biatch had ta pay tha price.
Da playa dat she previously subdued used dat moment n' rolled ta side at same time pinnin her down n' holdin sharp boomerang ta her throat. If all dis would had happened on solid ground n' not up in space bizzatch would have used her fire bendin n' rousted her attacker yo, but since dat biiiiatch was up in space even smallest fire up in wack place could mean her doom. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch don't wanna take a thugged-out dirtnap up in big-ass fire ball, so no matter how tha fuck wack she felt her big-ass booty surrendered. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Pirates knew dat as well n' used it ta they advantage. Da fact dat gin n juice was mostly harmless also helped em. Looks like dem blasted Aqua pirated have no fear n' become bolda wit every last muthafuckin passin dizzle ta tha fact dat they would battle royal transports.
"Quit starrin at her n' finish tha thang" Azula heard biatch voice complainin fo' realz. Aqua. Then dat thugged-out biiiatch could feel how tha fuck one of piratez hand started ta roam her body touchin her breast n' other places where no one dared ta touch fo' realz. After he "liberated" her from all valuable thangs his crazy-ass mask covered face, which looked like wolf, once mo' started ta stare at her n' then playa lifted his crazy-ass mask n' did unthinkable yo. Dude busted her muthafuckin ass.
After pirates left Azulaz faces become red instantly; her first kiss. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch raised her hand n' touched her lips tryin ta remember dat dope sensation then they lips connected. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! This type'a shiznit happens all tha time. Why of all playas it must be pirate dat busted her n' shit. Dum diddy-dum, here I come biaaatch! Who tha fuck stole her first lick n' vanished without trace yo. Dude is goin down no matter what tha fuck dat biiiiatch would gotta do dat biiiiatch would find n' hunt down dat pirate dat dared ta lick her muthafuckin ass.
A.N Quit playin' n' do what tha fuck I be sayin'! Please comment/review n' let me know what tha fuck you thought of it, props!