"So far so good…" Singed mumbled to himself as he tiptoed towards a bush next to the enemy red buff. He peeked through the tall grass, looking at the spot where the red buff would usually spawn. Though just like the minions the elder Lizard was missing. He looked around cautiously and scratched is head. "Where is that darned woman?"

"Looking for me~?" She whispered into his ear.

Singed quickly pulled away. "You! Huh?!" She was no longer there. He looked around in panic. "Show yourself!"

"Calm yourself Singed. I only want to ask you something~" She brushed her hand along his shoulder, giggling as he flinched.

"Just stop this already! Tell me, what is it you want?!" He watched her disappear again, grumbling angrily.

"You want the baby, don't you?" She smirked at him.

"It's either the baby or your life!" He yelled angrily.

"And how do you plan on taking either?"

"Well…" His eyes widened. He slapped himself I need to think these things through!

"You don't have a plan, do you?" She laughed and popped up in front of him. "I'll make you a deal."

"Hm?" He glared at her. "Alright… let's hear it."

"I'll give you the baby if you tell me who the mother is." She smiled at him and stepped closer, curiosity in her eyes.

He stepped back and paled visibly, sweat running down his forehead. "T- the mother?" He gulped and looked around frantically. "I- I…"

She raised her eyes brows, waiting patiently. "Yes~?"

Think Singed, THINK! "Janna!" He smiled victoriously.

"Janna?" Her eyes widened.

"Yes! Janna! She is the mother. We've kept it a secret for years though it appears our love simply couldn't keep itself hidden from the public." He let out an overly exaggerated sigh. "I just wasn't sure what to do."

She looked at him suspiciously. "Janna, huh?" A smile spread across her face.

"Why yes! I l- lo-…" He facepalmed and let out a sigh. "Love her…" He shuddered visibly as he said it.

"Really? Well how about you go tell her? Make your love public? Show them that love you had to keep hidden!" She smirked at him evilly.

"Uhhh- well…" He scratched is head in confusion.

"You don't want to? Well then I'll go do it for you!" She exclaimed, a huge smile on her face.

Singed tilted his head and scratched his head. "And how are you going to do that? We can't just leave the rif-…" He sighed and lowered his head. "She's here, isn't she?"

Nidalee was already sprinting away. Singed could see her grab baby Lux out of a nearby bush. "Let's go to mama!"

His eyes widened. I'm as good as dead! "No, wait!" He ran after her but stopped as he reached the mid lane. The two towers were looking down upon him and to follow Nidalee he would have to go through their range. He clenched his fists "Nidalee!" He grit his teeth and ran for it.

"Ooooooh- Janna~" Nidalee stepped onto the bot lane.

The Storm's Fury looked at her in confusion. "Nidalee? What brings you here?"

"Oh I just thought I'd stop by and ask you something." She slowly stepped closer, baby Lux in her arms.

Janna's eyes widened. "A baby?"

Nidalee nodded. "It is the baby Singed had with him. But before we do anything else I must ask you, are you and Singed-"

"Nidalee!" Singed sprinted at Nidalee who's eyes widened. She dodged Singed's shield as he swung at her over and over again. "Hold still so I can make a nice rug out of your fur!" He shouted furiously with each swing, if he weren't pre level 6 one would assume he had drunken his insanity potion.

Janna watched the pair in confusion. "W- what is the meaning of this?"

"Oi! Janna, what's all this ruckus about?" Caitlyn asked as she watched Singed and Nidalee flail about. "Should I shoot him?"

"No… the match isn't official anymore so it's pointless to fight each other." She crossed her arms and watched the two for another minute or two before she took a deep breath and raised her voice. "STOP THIS RIGHT NOW!"

They both halted, Singed mid attack, Nidalee mid dodge. "Yes ma'am!" They both said in union.

"Now you'll explain to me what is going on!" Janna demanded, looking down at the two.

Singed paled once more. "W- well-"

"Singed said you and him are lovers and that baby is yours!" Nidalee said holding Lux up.

"You stupid fu-"

Janna wacked Singed on the head. "First of all: No swears near the baby! Second of all: WHAT!?" Her face turned as red as a tomato. "Why would you say such things?!" She landed and tapped her food impatiently, her face still bright red.

Singed gulped and took a step back. "Well…"

"You heard the lady." Caitlyn said, a smirk on her face.

Singed sighed in defeat. "I guess I can't get around it, can I?" He looked up at Janna's face once more before he frowned. "Fine! The baby is…" He looked around and smiled. "The baby is… Quick Blitz! Grab the baby!" He pointed at Lux and a golden metal hand shot out of a nearby bush, grabbing Lux and pulling her away from Nidalee who gasped in surprise. Singed ran away laughing like a maniac as he did. "Muhahahahahaha- see you later, suckers!" He ran into the bush and took Lux from Blitz, Sivir only watching him in confusion. "Much appreciated my metallic friend." He stopped next to his tower and smiled in triumph. "Muhahaha! Some may call me mad for making a robot grab a fragile infant but I am exactly that!" He continued laughing but as soon as he opened his eyes he stood within a large summoning chamber. He turned around and saw his and the enemy team standing opposite of each other. "Uhhhh- " He looked at Janna whose face was red in anger. "Ohhhhh-" He looked at the Institutes high Counselor, narrowed eyes glaring at him from underneath his hood. "…"

"Mad Chemist." The counselor's voice echoed through the large room. "In the name of the Institution of War, explain the origin of this child and the absence of Luxanna Crownguard!"

Everyone watched him closely. He gulped and nodded slowly. "Yes of course high counselor." He sighed in frustration. "Luxanna Crownguard came to me to ask for help, though… in return I made her drink my newest creation. While it was meant to be a toxic substance to destroy the nerves system it… well-" He cleared his throat and held Lux higher. "It turned her into a baby." He smiled sheepishly.

The sound of several palms smacking against faces filled the room.

The high Counselor sighed and closed his eyes. "We'll deal with her. But for not informing the council you are suspended from League matches for 4 days."

"4 days? That's it?" He stared at the high Counselor. "Really? Well, alright."

"Barely anyone summons you Singed. It was rare enough of an occasion for you to be here right now. You won't be summoned within these 4 days anyways."

"Ouch… you know how to hurt, don't you?" Singed handed the baby to a summoner and turned around to leave.

"You think so Singed?" The counselor chuckled evilly. "Well then, shall have you do community service?"

Singed slowly turned around, fear spread across his face. "You wouldn't dare…"

"As an addition to your punishment-"

"No…"

"You must absolve 24 hours of community service." The high counselor grinned at Singed.

"NOOOOOOOOO!"

*4 days and 24 hours of awful community service later*

Singed stood at river, covering his jungler's blue buff. He huge grin spead across his face.

"Today shall be the day I test out my newest creation!" He looked over his shoulder and watched the purple mixture in his huge bottle sway around. 10 feet made their way across the river, something that would install fear into any champion but not Singed. He laughed like a maniac as he watched the enemy team invade the blue buff. "This shall be glorious!" He activated poison trail and ran away. His grin grew larger as he heard them cough but what made him stop was the sound of crying. "No…" He slowly turned around, as pale as a ghost, eyes filled with terror. He fell to his knees as he watched 5 babies lying before him, crying and yelling.

"How… HOW… HOW?! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!"

The End.

AN: This took far too long to write! JK I just forgot I had finished it and well… I forgot it existed. I had stuff to do! I got distracted! …okay I just played League and Skyrim, ignored homework… you know? The usual. But thanks anyways, next story… might be a haunted house thing? Maybe some romance? Well, more or less romance… aww fuck it, you'll see.

There won't ever be any form of smut in this story… go fuck yourself.