Author's Note: Yes this is supposed to be a funny story but hey, there may be sad parts here and there. Still accepting any ideas and oc's. Thank you and enjoy!
I walked out into the morning that appeared like fuzzy moving blots to me. My vision finally cleared revealing a bustling town of ponies of different colors. Some had wings, others had horns, and others had neither. None of them were the ones I knew. Here and there I'd see a background character that I recognized from fan made stuff. I wonder if they had the same name, personality etc. I'd rather not ask at this time though, but it was kind of cool, thinking that maybe fan made stuff was actually truthf-. The thought stopped me dead and one dominated my thoughts. Cupcakes. I shuttered at the thought of the gruesome fan fiction story. It was a great story, well written and all but just….poor Rainbow Dash! I cringed at the mere thought and shook it off. No way, just a story ha...haha…I hope. While drifting into la-la land known as daydreaming I finally snapped back to attention to notice many, I mean many like a whole crap ton of round, oval eyes locked on to me. Some in fear, some in curiosity, and others in 'What the heck is it wearing?' After a long, awkward starring contest between me and hundreds of ponies I built up enough courage to squeak out a small, "Hi".
Everypony dropped into a bowing motion, their heads facing the ground. My eyes widened.
"Oh no no! don't bow, not to me." I stepped over to one pony and bent down to try to stand her up until I was interrupted by an intentional throat clearing. If you looked really hard you could see one of those anime sweat drops on me as I shot up and turned to meet face to face with a quite majestic white alicorn, with a mane that looked like a cloud of sparkling cotton candy, and a very stern face. It was good ole Princess Celestia accompanied by her Sister, Princess Luna and a few guards. Instinct took over and I dropped to my kneeing, showing my respect to the two princesses, bowing my head. Great, my plan which was to introduce myself to just the small town of Ponyville quickly changed to introducing myself to the two rulers of all the land. Awesome.
"My sister and I have come for a party that we were invited to." Celestia said, in a dominating voice. One that wasn't loud but still could be heard. She looked down at me, I felt her expecting eyes over me as I let out a single *gulp*.
"So you must be the guest of honor?" She asked me.
"Y-yes your highness." I stuttered, as everypony began to stand. I stayed kneeling until her voice turned comforting. Weird right? Celestia? Comforting? I'm kidding of course. The Sun Princess was talking in a fairly nice tone.
"You may stand now." She said, offering a smile, and I did just that. I stood up, hands behind my back, trying to appear gentleman like. Both Luna and Celestia appeared to be smiling at me. Great, this is actually really really perfect. Both of the Princesses found no threat in me and seemed like they almost trusted me. Yes! Maybe this'll rub off on to the citizens of Ponyville and I won't be seen as a freak of nature. Ok Scotty, roll with it..
"It is quite an honor to meet you both." I said, letting my top half lean forward in a small bow. (oh lady killer right here, er...mare killer..). Celestia offered her hoof for a hand/hoof shake. Now when royalty is offering you to shake their hoof you don't want to give them just a swell 'how do ya do?' You want to appear sophisticated right...right? Well that's what I tried to do, so when held up her hoof the only thing I could think of doing was lower myself, bring it to my lips and kiss it. Ok, so I would've never thought this but she legit tasted like cotton candy.
I snapped out of my gentleman-ish kind of phase and brought myself back up with a small blush on my face to see that Celestia herself had a bit of a blush herself.
"Eep, uh, sorry Princess, I got a head of myself for a minute there. My apologies." I said.
"It's quite alright newcomer, besides, what is your business here in Equestria?" She asked, her eyebrow rising.
"I guess you could say I'm simply passing by, at least that sounds better than what my true business here is." I replied chuckling.
"Oh? What is you true business here." I could see that she was getting a bit concerned. Oh great Scott, (ha...Great Scott! Sorry anyways) concern the princess.
"Oh, no you see I, well I accidently…I fell into this world and I don't have any idea how to leave, or if I even want to leave for that matter. So, there is my predicament Princess Celestia, Princess Luna…any help you can offer would be greatly appreciated." I asked, in hope that they, basically the most powerful beings in Equestria (or are they?), could know something about the portal I came through.
They looked both looked at each other, contemplating something, I don't know I sadly can't read minds. It looked as if they were thinking if they should help me or not, wondering if my story was true, wondering if all I wanted to do was leave or did I want something more? To invade this world with my race and utilize their resources for my own race. No! I just want to go home! Or...do I want to go home? I don't know I just want to know that going home is an option I guess…
"What's the rush?" Princess Celestia said, finally breaking the starring contest with her sister.
"Why not enjoy the party planned for you? We'll work on investigation tomorrow, but for now it's time for a party." She said, smiling at me, to Luna, and to all of Ponyville that had gathered around without me noticing.
"Agreed sister." Luna said, leaving the crowd to cheer, whooping and hollering. Ready for a night of numerous festivities.
I wasn't though; I couldn't appear at a party in a jacket, t-shirt, jeans, and sneakers, especially since they were dirty from sleeping on the ground. I felt kind of embarrassed standing before the two sisters in my current attire. They both knew what was up but they didn't mind. (Phew, thank goodness…still it didn't feel right).
The two sisters walked off toward a building that seriously looked like it was made out of every kind of pastry and goodie known to man and/or mare. I sat back, thinking 'that building looks sooo familiar'. Then here comes realization with a nice b**ch slap, It was Sugarcube corner! No way ermagerhd! The sight of the famous sweet shop made me not notice the unicorn that came up beside me. She tapped my shoulder with her hoof, and I looked over to see that it was Rarity. I snapped out of the trance that Sugarcube corner put me into and fell back into a new one, thanks to the gorgeous mare.
"Dear, as one of your friends it be awfully cruel of me to let you attend your soirée without a change of apparel." She offered, grimacing at my nasty threads.
"I'd be mighty thankful, but I'd have no way of paying you. I could be able to make it up to you in some way?" I said, frowning.
"Oh pish-posh darling, anything I could do for a friend. I'd just have to get measurements, some preferences, and inspiration and I'd have an outfit ready in time before the party." She said with a sparkle in her eye. I could see inspiration building already. I could see it now, like she would be Frankenstein and I'd be her monster, oh boy. Though I trusted her and hey, free suit right, however I wanted? Heck-yeah. I wasn't going to let it be free though, I'd think of a way to repay her some way, anyway really.
"Come now, it's time for your makeover!" She squealed lightly, trotting of towards god knows where. I had no idea where anything was in this town, the show only showed key parts of the town.
I gave a small gulp. Crap what have I gotten myself into? I followed the white, purpled mane colored unicorn to a building that looked like an amusement park carousel that got an extreme make over.
"Welcome to The Carousel Boutique!" she piped in. The door handle began to shimmer with a light glow that matched the glow eradiating from Rarity and the door flew open revealing a showroom lined with very fashionable outfits suited to that of the mannequin that adorned the attire.
I couldn't help but marvel at the dresses and suits that filled the room, and then the next thing I was adoring was the beautiful, blurry sky above. There was also a nice sharp pain running through my head. It appears that the door frame was a tad bit to small and I ended it up smacking face first into it. My eyes fluttered closed, trying to regain any thoughts I had before making out with the doorframe. I opened them reluctantly to the concerned face of Rarity poking my cheek with her hoof.
"Are you dead? Please don't be, I'm a fashion designer, not a funeral director." She said, pulling one of my eyelids up.
"Yes, I'm fine. I just find the doorframe very attractive and decided to kiss it…hard…" I said sarcastically.
"Considering you are of a much larger structure, you should really watch where you are going." She included.
"I'll be sure to keep that in mind…if the thought doesn't get knocked from my head, with as much times as I've gotten hit upside the head…"(oh you only got hit twice you big baby suck it up, sorry, just talking to myself don't mind me). I stood shaking my head a little bit to get my bearings, and crouched down to enter the boutique. This place is gonna give me a headache… (Baddum tss).