"197, 198, 199 and 200!" Ahri smiled with glee as she finished counting the small flasks. Each flask contained a glowing pink liquid that swayed slightly as Ahri brought it up to her face. "You did it Singed, you actually did it." She said somewhat amazed.

Singed rolled his eyes. "Of course I made it, I am a professional chemist."

"You really helped me out here!" Ahri said as she jumped up and down happily.

"Well, I still have 3 hours of community service left. Maybe you could let off a little earlier so I ca-"

Ahri leaned forward and gave him a small peck on the cheek, much to his discomfort. He grunted in annoyance and wiped his cheek. "Certainly, after you put the flasks on the shelf." Ahri smiled at him.

"Fine." Singed sighed and began stacking the flasks on the large shelf.

It only took him about 5 minutes to put all the flasks on the shelf though not a second passed without him mumbling curses to himself.

Ahri clapped her hands, gaining Singed's attention. "Lovely."

"Can I leave now?"

She giggled. "I'd like for you to stay until the grand opening."

"I'd rather not."

"But I want you to and I didn't dismiss you just yet." She grinned at him.

Singed lowered his head in defeat. "Alright... when is the grand opening?"

Ahri looked over her shoulder at a clock hanging on the wall. "In about uhh- 10 minutes actually."

"What? Already?" Singed asked her confused.

She nodded her head and giggled in excitement. "I can't wait either! Oh- can you grab that bottle of champaign and fill up those glasses? I still need to prepare some other things… and go into the backroom and change into the suit I had made for you."

Singed slowly turned to look at her. "You made… a suit for me?"

"Why yes, be thankful! You can't wear the same clothes every day and especially not at the grand opening of my shop!" She glared at him angrily.

"You have got to be joking… there is no way I will wear a suit! I will not do such degrading thi-"

"Wear the suit or I'll make you do more community service, this time at the primary school in the town nearby."

Singed instantly turned around and stormed into the back room" Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck my life…" He mumbled angrily as he began to change into the suit.

AT THE GRAND OPENING! YES I NEED TO YELL THIS!

"-and with this, Ahri's Love and Romance is now open!" Ahri pulled open a large velvet ribbon that held the double doors together. The crowd of women/Taric and the men said women dragged along entered the store. Singed watched them, wearing a pink suit and holding a tray in his hands. Oh how he just wanted to fling the tray over his shoulder and storm out, but he couldn't and he was fuming because of it.

Singed sighed and began walking around, offering the customers champaign. What a bunch of idiots He thought as he watched a crow of women gather in front of the love potions he created. He stood next to the group and he recognized some of the female champions like Luxana, Shyvana, Akali and even Riven though she stood furthest away from him, who knows why.

He leaned against the shelf and closed his eyes for a moment before he felt someone poke his arm.

"Singed?"

He opened his eyes and stood stiff as a board. "Miss Janna?" He eyed her for a moment before he leaned back against the shelf. "What brings you here?"

"Well I could certainly ask you the same question… and what are you wearing?" She giggled as she looked at the suit more closely.

"Oh- ha, ha… yes, Ahri forced me to wear this piece of clothing. Usually I'd rather die but I had no choice this time." He sighed.

"Oh- poor you." She patted his head and laughed. "No but you should wear a suit more often… well not a pink one but still. It'd suit you well."

"Hm- I doubt I will ever again." He yawned but stopped as he heard something crack. "Did you hear that?" He asked looking around for the source.

"I- I think it might have been the shel-ahhhhh!"

The shelf Singed was leaning onto broke, he lost his footing and fell to the ground. He could hear several surprised screams and glass shattering. He slowly opened his eyes and stared at the huge pink puddle on the floor with about every female champion standing in it. He could see them inhaling the pink fumes that rose form the puddle. "Uhhhhh-"

"S- Singed…" Janna asked shyly.

He looked at her, one of his eyebrows shot up. "Yes Miss Janna?"

She looked at him, her face flushed. "I- I…"

"Stop mumbling and speak up."

"W- would you like to go out with me?"

Singed's eyes widened. "What?"

"Hold on lady! I saw him first!" Caitlyn said as she grabbed Janna by the shoulder.

"Let's not be unreasonable. You can all have your turn but I'm first." Irelia said pushing the two ladies apart.

Singed watched in horror as more and more women joined to fight over him. He felt a pair of hands gripping his shoulder. "You should get out of here."

He didn't turn around, instead he just got up and let the person drag him away from the growing crowd.