Author's note: I finally have some motive for this story! It's going start getting good. Warning there will be blood, guts, and much more. It will not stay this way but for now, grab your blankies, lock the doors, close the blinds, it's about to go down… mwuhahahah! Also, it's gonna be kind of a short chapter. Sorry.
As me and Rarity walked, we heard the faint sound of thumping music. We came up to a very lit up Sugar Cube Corner. The sun was fading in the horizon leaving us in the light of a full moon. The only other light was coming from sugar cube corner, flashing and strobing like a rave. I opened the door for Rarity and the music almost blasted my eardrums out. There were ponies packed from wall to wall, some dancing, some having some punch and cake, while others flew around and played games. The place was bigger than you'd imagine but I still had to duck under the door frame. I let Rarity step in first before I ducked in and was suddenly greeted by a unison yell "WELCOME TO PONYVILLE". The same exact message was sprawled across the banner on the wall.
"Well, this sure is a welcome party." I said laughing to myself and on cue that pink party pony popped up (say that 5x fast haha).
"You bet! I threw it myself! Well I had help from everypony in town considering they all showed up!" She said bouncing around me.
"Wait, you mean everpony in Ponyville is here, under this roof?" I asked astonished.
"No silly! There's more partying going on out back!" She said just bouncing off into the thick crowd of ponies. I made my way through the sea of colors. There were so many. Damn how big was this town?! I finally made it out to the back yard where what I saw took the cake. There was a massive dj stand that was occupied by none other than the famous DJ PON3, or Vinyl Scratch if you prefer. The sides and front were lined with bumping speakers and the top held tons of flashing and spinning lights. The song that was playing was Spin That Record Vinyl Scratch. I thought that was a fanmade song…weird, oh well. I looked out to the massive dance floor that occupied ponies as far as the eye could see. I even saw Luna and Celestia getting their groove thing on. Everything was awesome.
I went up to Vinyl to the stand and did something I've always wanted to do. I looked up at vinyl and got her attention and screamed to her; "Yo DJ! Spin that shit!"
She smirked and happily obliged, picking up a record, laid it on the turntable, gave it a good spin, stopping everypony in their tracks. The record started playing, a nice few strums of a guitar. I knew this song oh too well. Play That Funky Music White Boy. How did they have this song? Is it different? Nope it was just the same. Everypony knew this song too because as soon as the recognized the tune, screams of cheering roared at the stage and they went bonkers, moving to grooving and just when it hit me, they shouted Play that funky music White boy. (see what I did there?) But seriously it was crazy. After I did my fair share of boogying on the dance floor/ground I decided to head back in when the music scene started to get slow.
I retired inside to enjoy some refreshments and cake as a few ponies came up and chatted with me, asking me what my home world was like, was I the only of my kind, my kind's accomplishments all that junk. One pony in particular came up to me. A miss Lyra Heartstrings. The smile on her face was the biggest I've ever seen, and I probably knew why.
"Oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh! You're a human! A real live human!" She squealed zipping all around me, examining my features I guess you could say. Well job brony fandom, really hammered the nail on that one.
She rambled on with question after question and I happily answered them. All of them, and boy did she do her history….hang on a tick…if she has history of humans…where did she get that information? This question really made me think. The thought was soon interrupted by the door bursting open. Everypony turned their head to the door, only to see dust rise and hear that one simple line that always meant trouble.
"Are your bodies ready for me hehehe."