Dark, dusty, and smells of evil. The trip down didn't actually take long but it was dark, the only light that we had was coming from outside annnnddd now it's gone. The door fell on its own, all three of us rushed up to open it but it was stuck. Nothing was going to move it and now we are stuck in the darkness and now I'm freaking out what are we going to d- oh…hey that's right, I have a flashlight.
I dropped my bag on the ground in front of me and felt around for the zipper, and once I got it open I had to feel around for the flashlight. A-ha! I found it. I brought it out and clicked it on and it zapped to life. Phew, now that that problem is solved let's see what we've got down here. I looked over to see that Prince's horn was glowing like a personal torch and Thrash was walking around a little, exploring what little parts Prince could light up.
This part of a cellar had nothing really special but it did have a 3 separate hallways. Huh, déjà vu (kind of).
"So are we gonna split up or somethin?" Thrash asked.
"No, nononon. Have you even seen a horror movie? They split up and die. So no, we are sticking together." I replied almost immediately.
"Sheesh, didn't have to be mean about it." Thrash responded.
"So, uh which one do we go down first?" Prince asked.
I shined my light down all three of the hallways, and all three of them went on forever (or so it seemed.) Though they all had what looked like a ton of rooms to be explored.
"Crap this is going to take forever, if they are even down here." I said.
"Well, we best get started lookin then huh?" Thrash said.
"Right, but which way first?" Prince asked. Before any of us could answer there was a fourth voice.
"Wow, it did work. I owe you ten bits." Said the first voice, and then came the second.
"Or there is some other way you could repay that." Came the other voice.
Prince, Thrash, and I slowly looked down the middle hallway to see…them.
It was Princess Molestia and Pinkamena (who had a eyepatch on….ohh that's right..the whole Prince stab in her eye…ouch. Though, why always them? Aren't there others?) While the Princess looked quite pleased to see us here, Pinkamena was eyeballing (ha get it? One eye? Oh, I crack myself up) Whiteheart and I. She had the fire like a demon about ready to butcher us, which she probably was going to, no doubt.
While Whitheart and I stood beside each other shivering in fear Lightning didn't understand the scare factor here.
"What's the matter yah big babies? It's just The Princess and some pink pony. I thought you worshipped Celestia or something." Lightning said, unfazed. Molestia let out a small giggle.
"Silly pegasus, I am Princess Molestia, not Celestia." Molestia said with a small bow and a wicked smile that screamed; "I will violate you and all of your dreams."
"And I'm not some pink pony; my name is Pinkamena thank you very much." She stated.
"Whatever, now can yah please point us t-"Thrash started but I covered his mouth with my hand.
"Thrash, shut. Up." I said. He fought back a little with some muffles but soon subsided.
"Now, if you three are done we have some questions for…well one of you but will find other uses for the other 2." The Princess added.
"Or how about you take the one you're looking for and the rest of us will be on our way." Thrash said, pushing away from my grasp.
"Thrash be quiet." I said.
"Oh no, I want those two! The one with the horn and the odd, nonpony looking one." Pinkamena said.
"Or how about this; we leave, you leave. You go back to wherever the heck you guys came from and we'll take Applejack, Applebloom, Sweetiebelle, and Scootaloo off of your hooves?" I said, trying to agree on something here.
"Nah, we'll just take all three of you." Molestia said as her horn lit up. Oh crap she was going to teleport.
"Run!" I screamed, and we all took off, each of us going down a separate hallway just as they teleported right where we would be standing. Well crap, we got separated anyway, let's just survive; they can handle themselves can't they? Yeah of course they can.
Just then in the middle of my thoughts a bolt zipped past and struck the soon approaching wall ahead of me, and then another. Ah jeez! She was shooting at me! I gotta hide or run? Hide or Run?! Well I can't really run with a wall in my way and into this room! I turned to the left sharply into a darker room, shined my light all around, memorized the room and shut the light off. Darkness consumed me faster than I could shut off my flashlight.
I crawled over to the darkest corner I could find and played the worst waiting game of my life. The room I was in was some kind of workshop where if I decided to fight I bet I could find some helpful tools. The walls were lined with all sorts of hardware, as well as benches covering every corner of the room. It was so quiet I could hear my heart beating against my chest which hurt like a b**ch. Furthermor- oh crap…ok shut up shut up…she's here. I could see her outline standing in the door as her horn sparked to life. She's gonna find me, she's definitely gonna find me she's- oh…yea! With a great idea popping into my head I slowly searched the floor around me in search of an object, any object! Yes! I picked up a screwdriver. (What are you gonna screw her? Baddum tss) Shut up. No I'm going to throw this, distract her, and run some more. Sheesh.
I brought my arm back and let it fly! …Right into the top of the table which made the loudest noise possible. Well I'm dead, been nice knowing you all, just a little advice don't drop the soap because I was about to experience that scenario tenfold for the rest of my life.
She slowly approached. I felt around on the bench to see if I could find anything and oh, did I find something.
"Gotcha." She said. I gripped a hammer in my hand. I flipped the bench over with all my strength and blurted out the worst line possible.
"It's Hammer Time motherbucker!" I said as I swung the hammer hard against anything, I could. It turned out to be her face, good. As she stumbled back I ran to the exit of the room and turned around. She had recovered just enough to look back at me.
"Oooh oohh." I said as I hammer timed it the hell out of there. (What? If you use hammer time in a saying you have to do the dance. Rule of the universe.) It's true; anyway, here I was running from certain doom. Again. I hope the other two are doing alright.
I ran up to where the three of us once stood, the middle of the three hallways. I could hear the hoofsteps quickly approaching behind me. Alright, I guess it's fighting time!
"Raaahhhh!" I shouted, my battle cry echoeing throughout the empty cellar as I turned around to face my attacker. "wha-…what?" I said looking around. She was freaking gone! Gone I tell ya! Oh this is no bueno, pas bien, not good!
Oh hey hang on a sec…who's that down there…? Down the hall I just came down…it's not the gray colored princess oh no…they look smaller…wait…they? As in 2, not one…but two? Yup…two stood at the end. I didn't want to take my eyes off of them but something made me turn to the other hallways. Guess what…there were more! Two in each. Aww crap. Please let one of the groups be Lightning and Prince, just please. It wasn't, how did I know? Because they started approaching me. Closing in on me, slowly. My head twisted from one hallway to the other as I shined my flashlight down each. One had Pinkamena and Fluttershy? No…that's not Fluttershy…that's what was it murdershy? I don't know! The next one had he Rainbow Dash that was at the party…the one that you'd think she came from the Rainbow Factory and beside her stood a very paranoid looking Twilight. The last hallway held the last two of the group of crazies; Little Miss Rarity and Applejack…who I dunno, looked just like the normal Applejack but different somehow…Hmm! Let me just think about this as they get closer! That sounds like a swell idea!
What else am I supposed to do?! The cellar door is shut tight and they're all blocking my only chances of getting out. Could try the cellar door one more time? Well better than nothing! I ran for the stairs, tripping on the first few, and scurrying up the last until I reached the door.
Get me the hell out of here! Just then a tug was felt at the end of my jeans and I was pulled into the everlasting
Ending Note: The next 2 chapters will be from the point of Prince Whiteheart and Lightning Thrash. Thanks for reading!