Hey peeps welcome to third chapter!

Rickjames196: Yeah he was possessed by the real one, like in the bible. He does still learn the shadow clone jutsu. The rest of your questions will be answered in the next chapter. This story is basically a what if AU sort of story. Lol, I think everyone's perverted side keeps them coming! (Pun intended)

Kumar9900: Thanks for letting me know your opinion. Anko's part in this is in the working along with Kurenai's. I'll think of something for Hana and Mei.

Takai153: Yep I agree I did rush the lemon a bit. Hopefully I'll do better next time.

Let's start chapter 3!

As people in Konoha went about their daily business high above them an orange blur flew silently.

Naruto had been jumping dashing and sprinting across buildings while trying to keep a hold on Shikaru. Naruto could see his apartment come into view. With one final leap Naruto flew straight on to the staircase of his apartment, just barely landing in a crouched position.

After his shakie landing Naruto wasted no time in running up to his door. Now there was only one problem. How would he get in? When Naruto had ripped his clothes, he forgot that his key was in one of his pockets. He was now left standing there with a semi-naked girl in his hands.

"Oh crap. Oh crap. What am I going to do? I can't ask my teammates or they'll laugh and I can't ask the old man because he'll ask too many questions! , Naruto asked the air.

"That's quite the predicament you have their Naruto-kun. Perhaps I could help you?"

Naruto froze at the sound of the soft female voice. Slowly turning around with the additional weight of Shika in his arms he came face to face with the owner of the voice.

It was definitely a female. She wore a white zip up hoodie, matching white skirt and white women loafers. On her head sat a white cap. Her skin was creamy and unblemished. The woman had dark brown hair which was slicked back. Her eyes were brown and she stood taller than Naruto. She stood there staring with a smile on her face.

"Kaori-san", Naruto whispered with fear while trying in vain to avoid eye contact. It was known far and wide that Kaori a nurse at Konoha's hospital was one of the few people that utterly terrified Naruto. When angered she became the embodiment of female fury, cold and deadly. She could pressure even the toughest of men to crack when she put on her patented 'You had better spill before I introduce you to my torture instruments', smile. This led to many asking why she wasn't in the Torture and Interrogation Division. She was now peering directly into his eye

"You didn't answer my question Na- Ru –To- Kun. Would you like me to help you get in to your apartment?" she asked in a singsong voice. The stare that she was giving Naruto said she was going to be Very "upset" if he did not comply. Naruto for his part did an amazing job of not incurring her wrath, by simply nodding his head rapidly.

"Good now of course you will also being explaining to me why you smell of sex and why there's a girl in your hands? You will, right Naruto?" she said with her smile almost straining its way into a frown. Many people would swear up and down that they had never seen the young woman with a frown on her face, so her frowning could only be one of the darkest of omens.

"Y-Yeah of course", Naruto stuttered out. Kaori walked right in front of his door and started to take deep breaths in and out. Naruto was about to ask her what she was doing and how it was supposed to get him into his apartment. He was going to ask until she lashed out with her foot and sent the door flying into his kitchen.
Kaori took the surprisingly still unconscious Shika into the apartment. Naruto could only blink. The old man had once warned him about how women got scary around a certain time in a month. 'Maybe today is that day for her', he thought.

Shaking those thoughts of away Naruto entered his apartment. Kaori, while Naruto had been thinking had taken Shika to his room to lie down on his bed. As she was walking back to the front of the apartment she noticed that Naruto's home had cob webs and dirt in many areas and was really small. Problems she would quickly rectify once she found who the hell he was sleeping with and why.

Kaori came out of the small hallway and saw Naruto nervously tapping his foot while sitting at a small table. He stopped when she cleared her throat. Naruto looked up at her. Just as she was about to question the blonde, there was a POOF and a cloud of smoke. The smoke cleared and revealed Itachi in her ANBU gear.

They both were surprised by the appearance of the female and gave a shout: "Itachi/Itachi-neechan!"

Itachi meanwhile smirked behind her mask. Even though she wasn't guarding him anymore it still seemed like she was protecting him.

"Naruto-kun it's good to see you again however Hokage-sama has asked me to find you and bring you to his office. Oh hello Kaori-san I didn't see you there. What brings YOU here?'' the Uchiha girl asked with hostility at the end.

Another widely known fact was that Uchiha Itachi and Sataki Kaori hate each other. The reason why is unknown. One theory was that as dominant women they couldn't stand the thought of the other in their territory. Another theory was that being of different professions they couldn't get along.

The theory that was most accepted by the people that knew them was that they both wanted to be the strong mother figure in his life. Of course no one thought their feelings could be more.

The temperature in the room drop and killing intent spread through the room.

Hello my friends. Sorry it took so long but homework finals and stuff comes first. Anyway the character Kaori is an actual character in Naruto not an oc. However the last name is something I put randomly. She's the nurse that tells Rock Lee not to do his training in episode 55. Probably by tomorrow afternoon my profile will be updated with some new story ideas or challenges. Ja Ne ~ Arson Uzumaki.