A.N: Heeeyy! How are you guys! So, I finished my exams and I can rest now! Yayayayaayayaya! I can draaaw! So this is the first chapter! (the other was the prologue) Hope you'll like it guys! R&R!

Ace Attorney doesn't belong to me.(what a shame)

Chapter 1

F*ck yeah atroquinine !

''Oi ! Edgeworth !''

Simon was waiting front of the Edgeworth's house with Gregory, it was a hot September and a sunny day. For their first real school day, Miles was keeping his father and his friend waiting"Yeah! I'm coming!" and a very awake Miles with a toast on his mouth made his way through the door. "Stop going to sleep that late son."said Gregory, Miles glanced at him "Okay, I'll."

Bird boy took off a paper from his bag"So…our first hour is with , oh hell…". The two children and the math teacher entered the car.

Driiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing

All the students went front of the door of their class waiting for their teacher. "Hey guys…" said a sleepy Klavier to the others"Please, make our class look like a farm, I have to make my brother never wanting to put a feet here!"

"You know, I heard you. Of course, with you, I don't even need to call Mother, I'll talk to her after school, at home."

"Crap, I hate you." Klavier was already glaring at his brother with teary eyes, he really wanted to punch him. "Children, make your way to your seat"

'And here the fun begin and all of you'll read will just wtf stuff'

"So, first of all, I think you all know about the daily speech of the beginning of the year so I won't bother you with this. You also know that I'm not a teacher who'll teach you about math or anything like that…I'll teach How to be good citizen." Said Kristoph calmly.(oohh how ironic of you Kris')

"Not like you." Responded his brother who was glaring at him.

"Keep…no…shut up Klavier."

"You claim to be a teacher! See how you talk to your lovely little brother!"

"Lovely? Who told you that you were lovely?"

"Mother."

"Hey, guys." Whispered Miles to Simon, Godot and Franziska. "I brought pop-corn."

"Whenever she tells you that you are lovely she forgets to put her glasses on."

"I told you stupid brother! I'm merely capable to share beautiful rumors about you! You won't stay a teacher forever!"

"I'll never let you spill rumors about me, now shut up. So, children, for this first lesson I'll teach you how to defend yourself when someone is putting you in troubles."

Klavier turned to face his friend to whisper something to them"Guys, wait and see how a wonderful citizen my brother could be! Here is the proof that my brother study pharmacology."

"You mean that he uses teargas bomb like a ninja?". Everyone looked at Simon "What?"

"What the….!"

"What is it teacher?" said one of the students.

"Someone took my bottle of atroquinine!"

"Atroqui-what?"

"Are you crazy bruder?! You took atroquinine with you for what? Who do you want to make insane? You wanted to make me insane? There's no psychiatrist who can catch me if I escape!"

"That wasn't for you! It was for my experimentations!" 'No, really, I wanted to make you insane.'thought Kristoph.

"HahahahahahaHahahaha, I'll *huc* kill you aaaall! Ahahahahaha *huc* Nah…hhuhuhu I'm hungry!"

"What the-? Grossberg! Did you eat all the atroquinine?"

"Shut up! *huc* table!"

"What? Hey Mr. Hemorrhoids guy! Tables aren't comestible! Stop eating your table!" Simon was shouting at his turn.

"Bjkhjhguihguihgi"

"Huh?"

"BHIUhihIKUGHiuj! Want to eat!" Grossberg snorted.

"AAArrrggghh! Let go of MY coffee! STUPID! LEAVE MY COFFEE BEANS COLLECTION ALONE!"

Grossberg jumped and was now trying to eat Franziska's riding crop. He looked like a Neanderthal and his eyes could make people do on their pants.

"Aaaaayyy! You foolish fool! Stop foolishly eating my wonderful and precious riding crop! Miles Edgeworth! Take him away!"cried the little girl eyes closed.

"How do you want me to do that! I'm not superman!"

CRAAASH

"That wasn't me! This foolish sound is not from my riding crop!"

"Ja, we know open your eyes and let go of my shirt!"

Kristoph was holding a collapsed Grossberg in his strong arms.

"Ehh, man! You didn't kill him, did you?"

"He deserves death for eating my precious coffee beans Klavier! Teacher did well in hitting him with that bottle! Thought he has a pretty strong head, even if he looks that weak."

"He deserves more than death for what he did!"

Kristoph sighed 'This won't be an easy year…'

"I'll take him to the hospital…erm…no…to a psychiatrist, it's better."

"I heard pretty strong noises from this class…is everything okay -"

The teacher hid the bottle behind his back quickly.

"Oh, don't worry headmaster! I'll take care of him..and…for the tables Grossberg just didn't take his breakfast this morning…end of class children, the bell rang you can go…" 'My darling atroquinine…I'll talk to your parents little guy, they have to buy me a new bottle!'

"AAAhhh! I LOVE YOU MISS FEY! MARRY MEEEE!"

"Erm…please…Godot…let go of my leg!"

"You have a soft skin Miss Fey!~ " said Godot.

Klavier approached the two of them, took Godot from the collar and dragged him without a glance.

A.N: Klavier is strong enough to hold an adult in his tiny arms or to carry a desk on his own.

"Erm…thank you Klavier. Don't be harsh to him."(Not like me, nah I'm kidding)

"Don't worry headmaster! He's my friend after all! I think he didn't take his 20 daily morning cups of coffee."

"So what do we have now?" asked Miles nonchalantly. Simon took the program off his bag, and made a silly face.

"What with that foolish face Simon Blackquill?"

"We have art with Phoenix Wright , it's just that I wish he will teach us about manga!"

I'm sorry it was short hehe! It's my first fanfiction ever so...

Let me know what you think of it!