Chapter 4
A Short Detour
Immediately after the conflict between Chance and Jacob, I just about gave up all hope of us ever leaving this world, this was just great I got sucked up into a tornado away from my precious computer- alas, poor lappy! -I was into a fucking bubasaur of all Pokemon, and Chance decided to go psycho and try to fight Jacob, I saw no way this could get any worse. How did I even get into this mess anyway?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Flash Back~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I don't know how long I was out after the sudden over sized dust-devil pretty much ate me and five of my closest friends for a mid day snack. all I knew was that I was hurting pretty much in every place imaginable, I was lying on my stomach and it felt like I had the world on my shoulders "I think I broke my ass" I muttered into the grass beneath my face, it smelled nice, a delicate mixture of morning dew and fresh-fallen flowers...I missed the scent of dried wall paint already. Hesitantly, I pushed my severely aching body out of its rather uncomfortable position and immediately noticed that my vision was a perfect twenty-twenty something that I had not experienced since I was just a baby. it wasn't welcome. the second, and arguably the most important, thing was the fact that my limps were abnormally short for what i was used to and were a very odd sickly green color, almost lime. of course me being a calm and intelligent young lady, i reacted like any other rational human being would... I started to panic.
In truth, I cant remember most of the next five minutes other then the fact that I was in complete and utter hysteria. I vaguely recall trying to run and falling flat and my face like five thousand times due to the way my limbs moved now. sometime or other I forgot about the feeling that felt as if I was hit by a train and discovered that, at the very least, I could scoot around on my ass to move around. of course that didn't help much ether. fact is, when you see your previously soft and round stomach turn into a scaly reptilian underbelly, you tend to freak the fuck out.
after a good while I got tired of being freaked out and decided to find some sort of food considering I haven't eaten all morning nor was I going to. trust me its a lot easier to focus on where you are when you aren't running around like a complete idiot screaming your lungs out as high as you can. I couldn't help but stare at the at the lush forest at which I was in that was full of apple trees. it was quite beautiful I must admit, a dark blue sky above me which still had a few stars shinnying, and to my left the sun was just beginning to shine over the horizon... since when do I get up at the butt crack of dawn? slowly but surely my mind became more alert and I was able to balance my self on my four legs, what was I, a frog? taking my first few steps as a freak of nature reminded me of my baby years when learning to walk was a pain in the ass, but it was interesting trying to move around on all fours. After a good half hour I pretty much had walking down just as the sun came up, it felt as if i was reborn, like a newly hatched chicken from its protective shell ready to face the world, but now was the problem of gathering supplies. my first task was to head butt a trees, get wood...er, I mean find food and water, I don't play popular video games, what are you talking about reader?
I got up and started to walk west, what is this strange place? I pondered where I was before I smashed into a yellow dog like thing, did life just hate me today? "My apologies!" I exclaimed " It was my fault really, I'm sorr-are you a...Pokemon?" my sincerity's abruptly stopped at that rather odd question. my suspect glared at me in a menacing way, he is a jolteon, I know this for a fact because there aren't many lemon yellow dog type Pokemon...to my knowledge at least. "of course I am, what kind of question is that? you your self are a Pokemon to! and a bulbasuar no less" he said as his left ear twitched. I picked up my front left limb "is that what I am?" I thought to my self, then again bulbasuar made alot of sense considering it was my favorite in the old red and blue games. "any way I need your help if you are willing to give me it" the jolteon asked "I don't see why not" I said, he sounded really familiar. " well... funny as this sounds, me and five of my closest friends were transported here by a rather...strange tornado thingy, I'm not quit sure how to explain it" he said.
I was shocked, I thought I was all alone here "I hope you don't mind my asking but is your name...Aaron?" I decided to ask, he looked at me with a astounded look on his face "yes, that is my name...how did you know that?" "because its me, Zoei!" I yelled happily. "OH! hi zoei, have you seen any of the others?" I burst into giggles. "I've been flipping out all morning. and besides your the only one I have seen hide or hair of." I said "well come on we need to start our search for everyone else." "agreed" he said. and with that, we began our search for civilization, which was ironically a half-hours journey west. I'm sure you have heard the story up thus far. now if only i could get chance to wake up...wait, is there a fourth wall here I'm missing?