The Twilight Twenty-Five
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Prompt: 15. Insidious
Main Character: Paul Lahote
Rating: M
Word Count: 100
Paul stood at the screen door, dressed for Halloween, decked out head-to-toe in pink, with a cape and a giant 'P' on his chest.
"'P' for Paul?" Bella guessed.
He licked his lips, "Nope! 'P' for 'pussy' because no pussy in La Push is safe from Paul the Pussy-chaser!"
Bella choked on her drink. "So that's your insidious plan? Wear pink and watch the bitches fall at your feet?"
"Bitches love a man in tights," he sneered, stroking his obvious bulge.
"I think I'd enjoy you more out of them," she muttered.
Jake coughed, spraying his beer all over Quil.