Well hello there dear readers. Welcome to chapter two of the psyco and the softie. Well enjoy and R and R. Kawaiimafokushi.

Discliamer: I still don't own Hetalia soz people.

(Belarus POV)

After the dog episdode, we all go home to drop the rather large puppy off before going paintballing. I put on the helmet and the vest while picking up a paintball sniper rifle. I see Germany's triumphant smirk adorning his lips as I fill my pockets with the pink paintballs. "Alright then people today is capture the flag." Ludwig explains. "And so scince I am the winner and have been ever scicnce paintballing started between us, I'll give you some mercy to hide. We all run off into the small paintball forest area. I climb a tall tree just off of the hill where the flag is and scope waiting. Suddenly, I see a figure rush up to the flag. "So long motherfucker." I smile as I shoot him in the back. Turns out to be Italy who just walks off to get a sandwich like he probaly has done forever. I hide myself in the trees only to see Japan just a milimeter away from the flag. I shoot him on he helmet. He curses and walks off to go and join Italy. A few minutes later, I see Germany who is about to pull the flag out of the ground when splat! I shoot him directly in the stomach. The paint splatters all over his vest. "What!" He shouts. I slide down the trunk of the tree and lift the flag in the air. "Looks like you loose Luddy." I smirk while walking off with the flag. I look at his distraught face and laugh before walking back to Felancio and Kiku. They look at me with wide eyes. "Bella you beat Ludwig in his expertese!" He almost shouts while hugging me. I laugh at both of their shocked faces. "Yep I don't think he is very happy." I snigger seeing the huge pink paint splat on the front of his vest.

"Well you beat me now I have to buy something that you want." He says getting his wallet out.

"Good game." I say offering him my hand. He shakes it.

"So what do you want?" He asks.

"This sniper rifle." I say holding up the ticket to glory. "In green." I say smiling. He sighs and gets his credit card out. He comes back out of the store with the sniper rifle... IN GREEN! "Ja whatever here." He mumbles while giving me the paintball sniper rifle. I take it gracefully.

"Danke." I say while kissing him on the cheek.

"Gratze." I mumble to Feli before kissing him on the cheek

"Arigatō." I say to kiku before kissing him on the cheek. He goes slightly red. Out of the corner of my eye, I see feli nudge Kiku and waggle his eyebrows. I ignore it of course and we all walk back to Kiku's house. We are soon met by a black and cream figure racing up to us and attacking us with wet sloppy kisses. "Hello there girl." I laugh while wrapping my arms around the dog. She barks and jumps off of me before prancing up to the front door and walking in. My eyes widen in surprise only to see the house is actually in tact and okay. "We need to have a meeting." Kiku says solemnly to the three of us. Hesitantly, the three of us sit down at a table and wait. "We need to name this dog." He starts still solemn.
"Oh i know! What about Ve?" Italy says smiling I shake my head.
"Something more errrr..." I trail off.
"What about Hilda." Germany suggests.
"This is a dog Ludwig not a big titted chick." I snap. He looks at me fuming.
"What about Hatsune?" Kiku asks.
"Too close to Hatsune Miku." I mumble. Everyone starts suggesting names. Bored as hell, I flip open a chapter of Naruto and it flips onto a girl with the most sass, spunk and general badassness I have ever seen. "Who is this?" I ask Kiku dazed by the sass.
"That's Temari." He replies quietly.
"I have a name!" I shout loudly. Everyone looks at me.
"She shall be called Temari." I announce.
"Bella I a like it!" Felancio calls smiling.
"Not bad but I prefer Hilda more." Ludwig shrugs.
"FOR THE LAST TIME IT'S A DOG NOT A BIG TITTED CHICK!" I shout. He flinces and looks away.
"I like the name very much." Kiku says politley. Suddenly, there is a knock on the door. Kiku opens the door and lets England, Ukrane, America, and France into the house. They all freeze in fear when they see me. A triumphant smirk tugs at the corners of my lips as I stare at them back. "Well hello there." I say darkly. They all have terror in their eyes before running to the living room. I slowly walk into the living room only to see everyone exchainging dvds. "What is going on here then?" I ask Ludwig. "Oh right it's porn night." Ludwig states simply. My eyes go wide and I smirk.
"Nice." I smirk before walking up to Kiku. "So this is porn night?" I say. He goes slightly pink and nods. "I like the idea." I purr in his ear. He blushes even more and calls for the lights to be turned off. Everyone soon finds a spot and I sit on the floor infront of Kiku (Who is sitting in a chair). "The hero goes first!" America smiles brightly. I scowl at Ukraine as she sits on Ludwig's lap. "Hey Kiku." I whisper.
"Yes?" He replies quietly.
"Ukraine might not want to do that as the night goes on." I snigger. He catches on and is most probaly blushing. Alfred puts the disc into the dvd player and presses the play button. The dirty movie progresses. Germany, and America look really into the movie while France just looks bored. "Really? There is a pizza guy again?" He asks bored. "Come on Francis think about if you were hungry and you were in the middle of..." He trails off once more getting into the film. I blush at the image in my mind. Kiku seems to blush slightly before shifting on his chair slightly before and sighing. "You bored?" I ask him quietly. He nods.
"Then I'll come and sit on your lap." I state before sitting on his lap. He blushes and goes slient. "Am I bothering you?" I ask him. He shakes his head before going back to watching the movie. I look over at Ukraine who is grinding herself on Ludwig's lap. She looks at me and smirks. 'Let the games begin bitch.' I growl in my mind before starting to shift the back of my dress out from under me and shift a little. I hear a small groan from Kiku before he slaps his hand over his mouth.