He'res like chapter 5? Anyway enjoy while I'm going to go and watch catching fire for like the 10 millionth time.! Kawaiimafokushi.
DISCLAIMER: Dont own Hetalia.
(Kiku POV)
After calling about 20 different people, we finally have what we need. I sit back in my chair relaxing for a moment. "Are Ukraine and Latvia going to be home?" I ask Natlya wearily. She stares at me as if I'm crazy
"It's saturday night we're talking about here. OF COURSE THEY WON'T BE HOME." She states.
"Oh right." I mumble quietly while getting my uniform off of the small washing line. "Where is your school uniform?" I ask her.
"I never wear one just some sassy t shirts and a punk skirt." She replies bored. I look at her.
"How do you get away with that?" I ask inturigued.
"The sister of Russia... Ring a bell?" She replies
"Oh right." I mumble before folding up my uniform.
School was somewhat boring as usual. I sighed as monday dragged on and punched the air in triumph when friday came around. So we finally were here. Felancio, Romano, Ludwig, Tim, Mei (Taiwan), Elizabeta, yao, Alfred, Gilbert,Natlya and I sneaking into Ivan's house with two hens, two crates full of eggs, LOADS of toilet paper, Natlya's paintball gun, LOTS of flour and some wurst grease. We tiptoe into the house. Natlya going first and scouting all the rooms out. Suddenly, the sound of footsteps coming from down the staircase. Quietly, we all follow Natlya, who is running into a huge broom closet, into the closet. The sound of girly giggles and a slamming of a door. We soon tiptoe out of the closet and enter a very clean living room. "Time to wreck this shit!" Natlya smiles while tipping over furnature. She tips over a display case therefore smashing the glass and the porcalin figures inside, I soon get to it and gently tip over a cofee table before tipping over a chair gently. Natlya soon starts shooting pink paint everywhere from her paintball gun while Yao starts pushing photos over the top of the firelpace. A few minutes later, The living room looks like somone tried to make a baking show but had failed miserably and had an issue with a tin of paint. We soon find out that Latvia is actually at a party so we become more loud and outragous. In good spirits, we all head over to the kitchen where I find some cookie mix and stuff it in my pockets. Natlya gives me an egg. "Throw it." She cheers. Sighing slightly, I throw the egg onto the fridge with a nice splatting sound before looking inside of the fridge. Alfred soon joins me and finds a tub of ice cream. He smiles at it and gives it to Mei. She throws it and he manages to get a "home run" and get the ice cream everywhere. Natalya silences everyone and holds up some bottles of Laika in glory. "Ivan will be SO pissed when he finds out." She grins while throwing a bottle across the room making a rather pleasant smashing sound. She takes a sip of the alcahol and winces. "This is so horrible." She winces before throwing it at Alfred who hits it therefore making the bottle smash onto the ground. I sheath my katana sword and smile. "Who wants to get some chopping done." I say. Adrenaline runs through my body at what seems like the speed of light. Mei soon throws a potato at me. I sucsessfully slice it in half. The potato splats to the floor and I go back to tipping the contents out of the fridge and freezer. About an hour later, we finish with the kitchen and walk up to the bedrooms. First is Ukraine's room. We walk in. I see some nendoroids and I quickly stuff some in my pockets and tip the ones that I already have onto the floor along with the bedside table. Mei, Alfred, Glibert, Ludwig and I all flip the bed while Romano is looking through her panty draw stuffing some panties into his pockets. Felancio is taking some anime figures and chucking tomatoes at the wall happily shouting "Pasta!" At the top of his lungs. "Time for a new paint job sis." Natlya smirks while once more getting her paintball gun out and shooting the pink paint everywhere. Soon, we are done with her room and move onto Latvia's room. His room is fairly small but has many closets in. I open a closet and find some hentai comics. "Score!" I shout while stuffing them into the huge duffel bag that we put our "Loot" In. I smile as Romano walks up to me and leaves only a couple of the hentai in the closet. We rummage through his wardrobe and take some chinos, some converse and some T shirts out and into the duffel bag before tipping it over with a huge crash. We flip the bed over and find another closet filled with what must be his "Porn stash." Ludwig takes most of it and kicks around the rest. Felancio throws flour over the room as well as some eggs and a chicken in there before shutting the doors. Knowing that we are running out of time, we deck the halls with toilet paper and head into Ivan's room. We check the wardrobe and I take some silk scarves before crashing it down, along with few others. We tip flour, eggs and toilet paper around the room. and rush back downstairs to the rec room. I rush up to his consoles and take a PS4, An Xbox one, the eyepeices a Wii U, A PS3, five PSPs and most of his good games such as GTA five and such. I soon then tip the flat screen TV over as well as the speaker system. I see Alfred smash up the pool table to mere peices of cloth, netting and wood while Natlya tears up his leather recliner. "Hey you guys wanna make him really pissed?" She asks. We all cheer in agreement. "Lets go and pillage his alcahol." She finishes while running down to the basement and destroying everything. I manage to spare about ten bottles of the stuff. Suddenly, we hear a car door open and close. "Oh shit everyone get out!" Prussia calls quietly, We turn everything off and file out through the front door and hide behind some bushes. It turns out that it's Latvia and Ukraine both drunk and staggering into the now wrecked house. Ludwig huffs while lifting the one ton duffel bag and running. We both run behind him back to his house quickly. We all flop down onto the floor in the living room after shutting the curtans. "So how do you think that went?" Natlya asks.
"I have never felt so young!" Yao says.
"It was so exhillerating!" Mei adds.
"Awesome." Gilbert smiles before taking a large swig from a bottle of Laika.
"It was fantastic we got so much porn." Romano laughs.
"Ja I agree with Romano." Ludwig adds.
"we could make TONS out of this!" Tim laughs looking at everything that we stole.
"I loved smashing the commies house!" Alfred smiles.
"You guys don't even know the best part yet!" Natlya smiles. Everyone waits for her to explain. "I planted small cameras in each room and so we can see how pissed Ivan gets!" She laughs. "We all join in laughing and we huddle around Ludwig's laptop to see the footage. We stare at Ivan coming through the door and head into the living room. "Ludwig make it turn to the living room." I smile. He presses a button making it switch to the living room. His face screams out rage. We all laugh at his stupidity as he storms out into the kitchen. Yet again, more rage "FUCK!" He shouts. We snigger quietly enjoying the show. He walks down into the basement. The camera flickers to there only to see Ivan actually crying. "Haha look at that looser crying over his Laika!" Tim laughs. we all snigger once more as we watch him storm up the stairs and into his room. Shock and anger contorts his features as he stares at his trashed room. "Those two fuckers are gonna get it now!" He shouts angrily. We all high five eachother as our cover hasn't been blown. "I told you Ivan would blame them." She says triumpantly. The camera flicks to her trashed room. She did this by herself and took some of her clothes with her too. Once again, the camera flicks to Ukraine's room. Ivan storms in there and drags Ukraine out. He does the same with Latvia. Both are still drunk. "WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO THE HOUSE?!" He practically screams at them. They burst out in laughter.
"Look man calm down." Latvia slurs. Ukraine giggles before throwing up.
"ME CALM DOWN?! I WOULD RATHER BITE YOUR ARSE OFF THEN CALM DOWN!" He screams again.
"Psh arse." Ukraine giggles before laughing like a moreon.
"IF YOU THINK IT'S SO FUNNY THEN YOU CAN CLEAN UP THIS FUCKING HOUSE AS WELL AS GETTING ME MORE LAIKA AND BEING GROUNDED FOR A YEAR!" Ivan shouts once more. We flick the cameras off and end up going into a fit of laughing. "Psh bite your arse off!" Tim laughs. We all end up roaring with laughter. and wearing ourselves out. Soon, we all collapse onto the floor and fall into a sleep of pure bliss