Beckett could hear people whispering about her and looking at her out of the corner of their eyes. Every time she would turn around, people wouldn't look at her, or they would be staring right at her. Dropping her paperwork on her desk, she made her way to the bathroom to see what the problem was. She looked in the mirror and realized what the problem was. She was getting big, and not in the normal way. Her height and level of fitness was making her pregnancy weight look like one too many donuts. Her stomach was bulging just so, and her boobs were uncomfortably big. And it didn't help that they hadn't told anyone just yet.

She sighed deeply knowing she had no control over it. She left the bathroom and ran into two of her colleagues. "Hey Tina, hey Rosie."

"Hey Beckett." They said in unison as they pushed into the bathroom.

Kate leaned against the door, eavesdropping on the conversation.

"Did you see her?"

"I know, right?"

"She's so fake now that she's married to him."

"She probably got a boob job to keep him."

"He, she's gotta keep him somehow. She's a mental case."

Beckett's face twitched, a sure sign she was about to cry. Trying to stop the tears building in her eyes, she took a deep breath. She went back into the bathroom knowing they wouldn't say it to her face. She hid in the stall for a moment, the room quiet. She regained her composure and walked to where they were.

"So, Kate, anything new?" Tina said.

"No, nothing's new in my fake life. Just a basket case with a breast job to keep my husband. Which FYI, is false."

Both women's eyes widened. "You heard?"

"Mhm." She stood there with her hands on her hips.

"Well, did you?"

Kate glanced at her boobs. "No, I didn't."

"But you're."

She cut Rosie off. "Pregnant." She leaned forward, narrowing her eyes.

"Pregnant?" Tina repeated what she had said, shocked.

"Yes, and if one day you're pregnant, it's the closer you're going to get to having boobs." She wasn't holding back, her hormones making her to crazy things.

"What are you saying?" Tina responded.

"You're flat chested." She said, starting to walk away.

"Well your butt is huge." Tina shouted down the hall.

"At least I have a butt." Beckett muttered under her breath as she went.

"Katherine Castle!" Lanie approached her friend.

"That's me." Beckett said, liking that her friends called her by her married name.

"What;s this I hear about you telling Tina she's flat chested?"

"Well she is." She said raising an eyebrow.

"Was it you that said it. or the hormones?" Lanie said, a laugh threatening to escape.

"Half me, mostly the hormones, though."

Lanie snapped her fingers. "Oh, I like these mood swings. Very sassy."

"Lanie, I've always been sassy." Beckett raised an eyebrow.

"Yeah, but this is a different kind of sassy. I like it." Lanie pursed her lips.

"She also said I have a big ass."

"What did you say?"

"Told her at least I have an ass."

Lanie finally let her laughter out. "Well don't piss this mamma off!"

Hope that made you laugh it made me laugh.