AC: Another funny story with M'arrillians eating meat for the first time.

Short story 4: The wonders of hamburgers

The three M'arrillians were waiting for Remi to come. He told them he was bringing some food humans eat. Gal'Drad remembered what Remi gave him when they first met. It was something delicious and he remembered it was French fries. Gal'Drad could only imagine what it could be. He was sure it will help him get a little over the humiliated story he told to anyone else.

Aval'par was more cautious about it. He didn't know anything about human food and he was wondering if it could be dangerous for him and the two others. He wasn't like them and fully trusting him.

Blak'drin wondered what it was. He never heard anything about human's delicacy and it made him curious.

They were waiting for him.

"Why does he take so long?" Aval'par grunted. "He's just wasting our time."

"Don't worry about it. I ate twice of his food. I hope he brought French fries again." Gal'Drad said, almost purring.

They noticed that and they wanted to taste it too.

Remi ported in the house, just behind Blak'drin and he walked by his side.

"Sorry. It was hard to obtain the food and transport it. I dropped some on Klay and he challenged me in a match. He then slipped and knocks himself out. So the match was forfeit and I was here not too much later than expected." Remi said with an apology smile and satisfied smile.

They didn't comment on this. Gal'Drad looked at what he brought and it wasn't French fries. It was something else.

"No French fries?"

"Nope. You never said you loved it. So I brought this instead." Remi showed.

Gal'Drad had his tail on the ground.

"The French fries." He sobbed quietly. He remembered it was when he just met Remi, so he never showed to him his taste. It was biting his butt right now.

The M'arrillians looked at the thing he brought and they didn't know what it was. It was two breads and meat was in the middle of it with red thing. They looked at Remi and they saw an injury on his right hand.

"Did you just add blood in this?" Blak'drin asked wondering if human delicacy was painful to make.

"This...Oh no. It's something back in my house. This is ketchup. It's a condiment to make it taste better." Remi reassured them.

"Good." Blak'drin said relief.

"It's called hamburger. I brought two for each of you and one for me." Remi said.

They took it and looked at it.

"It's what exactly?" Aval'par asked cautiously.

"It's food that you shouldn't eat too much often. It's delicious, but not healthy food." Remi said.

They all hesitated to eat.

"It's safe to eat it. It won't kill you unless you ate too much for a while." Remi said.

That didn't reassure them.

"I ate two and it didn't kill me. I'm smaller than you and have a smaller appetite. Even compare to someone as small as H'earring." Remi commented.

Blak'drin had enough stalling and ate a big part of it. He tasted it and he could feel the lipid in his mouth. It felt like a festival in his mouth. If his eyes could shine even more, it would. He ate the rest of the first hamburger.

Aval'par and Gal'Drad saw his reaction and they knew he loved it. They also tasted it with a big bite. They had the same feeling.

Gal'Drad tail rose up and ate the rest. He preferred the French fries, but he loved it nevertheless.

Aval'par took a smaller bite in case it was poisoned. After the bite, he didn't mind. His tentacles, which he still hadn't got over the hentai story completely, twitched with pleasure.

They took the second one and ate it while Remi picked his own hamburger. He heard them finishing eating while Remi moved it closer to his own mouth. He suddenly stopped when he felt something wrong. He looked in front of him and he was right.

The three M'arrillians were glaring at his own hamburger, wanting to eat it too. Remi looked at them and he knew something wrong might happen.

"I told you I'll brought two for each of you. The last one is for me." Remi said.

"Give it!" They ordered.

"This is worse than people that felt in need to drugs." Remi said.

He opened his mouth and bit it. The M'arrillians reacted and they jumped at him. Remi moved to the left and collided head first. They were on the ground and grunted in pain while Remi ate as fast as he could. He only ate half of it when Aval'par stole it with his tentacles and tried to eat it. He didn't have time as the others tried to obtain it. It was loud.

Outside of Gal'Drad house, some M'arrillians heard it and looked at it.

"Since Gal'Drad is back, he's unusually loud," one of them said.

"Maybe he's losing his mind or the others drive him crazy," another commented.

"Think we should call the guards?" A third one asked.

An explosion came inside. They ran away from the house, not wanting to be in a cross fire.

Remi moved at a corner. A few ice spikes where in the house now. Even so, it was still less bad than Aval'par vomit.

"I'll never bring hamburgers again." Remi commented. "It's too dangerous. They acted like...Oh...I guess they never eat meat and bread in here."

It was a cavern. Fish and worms were pretty close to their main menu. It was their first time, and Remi will make sure it will be the last time.

Blak'drin was the one who ate it in the end. Aval'par was crushed or splashed under him and Gal'Drad caught in his pincer. When he finished, he let them go.

"...Waouh. You all manage to make me regret something in Perim. That's a first." Remi commented.

They looked at him.

"More!" They said like they were zombies, maybe about to tear him apart.

Remi looked at them and ported out, not reappearing for three days in front of the three.

AC: They loved it too much for and manage to scare Remi out of the Deep Mine for 3 days. Gal'Drad wasn't freaky with the French fries since he was playing cautious and wasn't that much expressive until befriending Remi.

Fifth story: Nature hates Remi.

It will be pretty short, but it will be the revenge of Gal'Drad.