For those who are unaware, The only reason Super Mario took up plumbing is because plumber's usually have the best storylines in porn. Too bad the industry rejected him since that role required acting skills not a plumbing license. So he went indie and tried replicating those "stuck under sinks" type sex scenes at any chance he'd get with his live-in lover, Peach. Sadly, killjoy Princess Peach has been putting her pipes out of order; Mario's sex addiction was getting out of control.
Mario's cravings go way back. As a child, he was heavily exposed to vintage Italian sexploitation films, so naturally, he developed a colossal appetite for female vaginas. Since Peach restricted him of daily intercourse, everyday he masturbated to his dad's VHS porno recordings to appease his lusting Neapolitan cock. Right now he was pissed and sad because he nutted before the dog in the video. How pathetic that was, a mutt of all things. Mario shut the TV off and stared at the mirror, reevaluating his life. All of a sudden, Peach stormed into his room!
"Mario! I have grave news!"
"What could be worse than finding out a dog is better than you at edging?" Depressed Mario gazed over his shoulder.
"Toad told me there'd been a mass disappearance of kids in the Mushroom Kingdom!"
When Mario did decide to turn around, he says, "Who gives a damn! They ain't our kids!"
"Our stocks, Mario!" Peach ripped pieces of hair in distress, "Without the youth, who will purchase our merch!? We need cash to keep the Talibans in power, remember?"
Lifting his mustache into a grin, Mario remarked, "So? we don't need kids. I've seen enough Switch unboxing video posted by balding manchildren. Nintendo will be fine..."
"You don't get it, God damnit!" retorted the princess, "You expect them to last? let alone reproduce? Pfft! yeah right... What if they die alone with zero pussy, Mario? And then what?"
The red plumber experiences a heavy dose of epiphany. Perhaps Peach was right. Even if they appear to be doing well right now, their future still hangs in a balance. They need children, he craves kids; so they may grow into the next wave of bald consumers. As Nintendo's mascot, Mario must solve this dilemma. "Mamamia! You're totally in the right, Peach! Join me to bed and instigate a sexual camaraderie to replace the children that have lost!"
"The hell we are!"
"Well, it was worth a shot" Mario sighed, "Then, I must alert the authorities!"
"What do you mean authorities!?" Peach interrupted, "You do it yourself!"
Mario wasn't initially too excited about the idea. He had literally done all the saving since the 1980s, and all he wanted was to enjoy a quiet retirement. "But I don't have it anymore, Peach"
Peach touched Mario, "The cops won't assist you. A kid named Georgie was last seen in the sewers before he disappeared. Every bit of evidence points to you. It's only a matter of time before those pigs raid our sex dungeon"
That said, Mario's lazy ass was still reluctant to go. But then Peach lifted her skirt and proposed a tasty offer of her ripe, overflowing, peach-flavored snatch, suddenly Mario went youthful again as he expanded an aching erection he hadn't gotten since his teens. He wants that peach mango pie!
"That's right, little man!" Peach teased, shaking her blonde axe wound, "If you want it, then go down some pipes and remove a child from there like an abortionist would!"
From the get-go, Mario initiated his mission, bringing along his brother Luigi to recuperate the years of fighting due to parental favoritism. The whole ordeal brought them to the dirtiest pipe sticking out along the outskirts of Mushroom Kingdom. It looked unkept, smudged with brown gunk and durian-scented. Nevertheless, Mario and Luigi treated it like its AquaLoop and leapt inside with enthusiasm. In an instant, the feces inside the tube hinder their descent, causing alarm.
"Mannaggia!" Luigi erupted, "At this rate, we'll be stuck for days, Mario!"
"Dont'cha worry, my dear Luigi!" Mario had the fortune to be a problem-solver. He suggested popping their penises out and prop them up against the walls. They did it, and as they slipped, the friction stimulated both plumbers' tools, causing them to cum simultaneously.
"OoOH YeAH! You're a genius, Marioo!" moaned Luigi as his ejaculating tallywhacker glided through crusts of excrement.
The greasy semen lubricated Mario and Luigi's bodies, however, it wasn't enough, so they figured they'd just discard every bodily fluid available. They piss and shat rotten diarrhea in unison. Even having pea soup vomit and snot to go along with it. That worked; they're now wet enough to fall at waterslide speeds. Sooner or later, the plumbers splashed into a puddle, arriving at last in the sewage system. Mario then discredited his problem-solver claim after suggesting they should split up.