It was a dark, starry night in New York City as Spider-Man and Black Cat stood on an apartment rooftop. Both of them were panting after a difficult battle with the Green Goblin.
Norman Osborn now lay down on the ground, unconscious after the brutal takedown he'd suffered at the hands of his most hated adversary.
Now our two heroes were breathing heavily and the night seemed open for plenty of possibility.
"Boy, we sure cleaned his clock" jokingly said Spider-Man
"Yeah, he's down for the count" said Black Cat
Black Cat began looking over Spider-Man. Most of his shirt had been torn away in the fight and she had to admit, he was pretty toned.
His abs glistened under the moonlit sky and his biceps were surprisingly large for someone so skinny.
Finally, her eyes settled on his ass and it was truly a glorious sight to behold. It looked incredibly firm and the red and blue spandex that clung to it only made it look more inviting.
Suddenly, Felicia wasn't so tired anymore. All she wanted to was jump on this spider and ride him all night long.
"Hey Spider" said Felicia as she seductively bit her lip.
"What's up?" said the Web-Head
"That was a pretty tough fight we won, but I'm in the mood for something a bit more-"
Black Cat then struck a lewd pose and said "daring"
Spider-Man immediately caught on to what she was suggesting and grinned.
"Oh really? And I bet you've already got something planned, doncha?" said Spidey in a sarcastic tone of voice.
"Smart boy" said Black Cat as she began embracing Spider-Man
Spider-Man returned her gesture as he embraced her back.
The two of them then started making out with each other with a rigorous determination. Black Cat began feeling up Spidey's upper body and it felt like stroking the statue of a Greek God.
To sum it up, Felicia Hardy was in Heaven right now.
After 5 minutes, Black Cat broke the kiss off and said "why don't I get those pesky pants off of you?"
Spider-Man cockily said "go right ahead."
As Black Cat unzipped Spidey's pants, her eyes widened! Instead of the Web-head's penis like she was hoping for, she found herself staring into the face of a black automated machine gun jutting straight out of Spidey's pants.
"Eat lead sucker" said Spider-Man
Before Black Cat could react, bullets erupted from the machine gun and hit Felicia square in the face.
As the cat burglar fell to the ground, Spider-Man pulled off his mask and Felicia was horrified at what she saw.
Instead of Peter Parker, the man behind the mask was the famous French Leader, Napoleon Bonaparte!
"Baguettes, berets, and Eiffel Towers" said Napoleon
Napoleon then grabbed Black Cat's dead body and threw her into the sun.
As she burned up in the sun's surface, Napoleon disco danced to the Bee Gees to celebrate.