I is back with another pairing, please enjoy, and it is a fan of mine so be nice :)

It's nice to see you all back for the next chapter of my little story, now today's partner is a shocker I'll tell you that much. When I came upon it my mouth dropped, I just had to read what it said, I had never thought anyone would think this, he has a wife and a child and yet you still put me with him. Has that little clue given you the idea who he is yet, if not let me tell you, he's rather tall, and has long blonde hair, cold grey eyes and a cruel personality, have you got it? Yep I have been placed with Lucius Malfoy. It was definitely a surprise. I had never thought you'd pair me with him! If you haven't noticed he is double my age. There is also a key thing that you seem to be missing, why don't you re-read what I've said so far. You found it? Well if you haven't I'll say it again. He has a wife and a son, that screams danger and a no go zone.

So after my rambling I think it's time to talk about the – positives. This might not take awhile but here we go.

The most obvious reason being, he is the richest man in the Wizarding World, it is superficial but what do you expect with Lucius. I wouldn't have to worry about the cost of items nor would I worry about paying bills and buying food.

The second thing I've thought of is probably the real only good thing about him, he is intelligent. I could never date a man whose mirror talks more sense than he does. At least with Lucius I'd have an intellectual conversation that would be inspiring as well as interesting. I'm sure he'd make it challenging as well, he would argue with me but also test my intelligence at the same time. It actually sounds quiet thrilling in a strange way.

I guess he is handsome, well you wouldn't expect a wealthy man to not look after himself would you? The stubble that he is now sporting is actually a very hot look for him and if I was his wife I would make sure he kept it.

Now for the easiest part, the negatives for being Lucius Malfoys partner…

I guess I'll start with the fact that he is married, If I was married I would hate to know that someone a lot younger than me is sleeping with my husband of 20 years, no actually - I would hate all together knowing my husband was having an affair. Also I would hate to be someone's fancy woman, their dirty little secret that is kept hidden but having sex on the bed of his and his wife.

The next issue, a boy named Draco. Lucius has a son the exact same age as me, well a few months younger but alas how weird would it be to know your father was with a person a few months older than yourself. I would also hate it if I was to marry Lucius because Draco would be my son in law; he's only 9 months younger than me for crying out loud.

The third dilemma, he is a Deatheater. The hideous mark on his left arm is everything I'm against and am. He has slaughtered, raped and tortured so many people it makes my skin crawl in disgust. How can you pair me with him when you know he has done this? You know I'm a Muggleborn so why pair me with someone who hates exactly what I am.

And on we go the next reason, it is basically his personality it is absolutely horrendous, he is cold, sadistic, cruel, egotistical and so many more. I want someone who is warm, loving, caring and gives a damn about others and Lucius Malfoy is the opposite of this. He would drive me insane and I'm pretty sure I'd have a lovely stint in Azkaban for murder if I was in his presence for too long.

Again I'll mention something that I said in the above he is double my age I cannot be seen dating or anything in that criteria with someone who is old enough to be my father. It is slightly sick that you can even think of something like that.

I've noticed that there is a lot more negatives then positives but I honestly cannot round it up to equal amounts. I think now is the time to leave the positive and negatives and move on to the next section: pairings.

A common one I've seen is after Hogwarts and after the war and I'll call it Man and Wife. The name speaks for itself. Usually Narcissa has died or the only Malfoy loyal to Voldermort. Lucius and Draco turn to the light side and after the war has ended Lucius and I start a relationship and finally get married. The fics are often short and have a little aftermath on events that have happened before the present time. It usually has Lucius looking after our baby in the middle of the night because it is crying, we are always very much in love. The idea of the story is sweet but when you pair me up with Lucius it's stranger than anything else. I just can't imagine him changing sides and falling in love with me, as well as having a baby with me. It's just strange. I'm beginning to learn that even when I say don't write these stories you still do, so I'm still going to tell you not to but if you do would you allow me to have twins; one boy and one girl?

Another style of a pairing you place us in is a time travel couple. After an unfortunate event I have been sent back in time to Lucius Malfoy's seventh year. Of course I try and stop myself from falling from him but I begin to realise he isn't as cold hearted as I first thought. But I'm not the only one falling; he is falling hard for me, we eventually become a couple but a few weeks/months later I have to travel back to my own time. This ends with heartbreak as I still have the feelings for him but Lucius has had years to move on and is now a father and a husband. This is a silly idea as I will always get hurt and it is not something I want to face, I understand that with Lucius being the same age as me goes against the too old category, but heartbreak is something I don't want to suffer.

Another style of pairing is father/daughter, strangely you like to have me adopted and then I discover that my real parentage is in fact the Malfoys. Lucius will either take a warming to me or will want nothing to do with me. I personally don't agree with this it hurts me too much that you want me to be ripped from my real parents so you can shove me with the cold Malfoys. So please don't do it, I love my parents.

The final pairing is a sick one, Master/Slave, I am Lucius's sex slave and he'll use me at his wish, he'll be rough, uncaring and animalistic. He'll hurt me and just leave me all bloody. Sometimes though this style of pairing is a sexual bondage fic where you'll have one of us tied and we'll do passionate, kinky, dominating things to one another. Firstly how dare you make me his slave, I'd rather die than let Lucius Malfoy have his way with my body however the second option in fact amuses me but only if I'm the dominate one. The only reason this amuses me is because Lucius is a man of action and power and in that situation he'll be the submissive one.

Overall the ideas you make for stories are definitely varied, but I still don't understand why you place me with Lucius. If you want to write a fic with him then I suggest either a romance one with his wife Narcissa or a father/son one with Draco, but please not me.

I've said all I have to say about this now so I'll be seeing you all soon, goodbye.

I personally like this pairing, and as I'm a fan of this couple then here are a few stories that I like, they're all Hermione/Lucius, i actually don't think the four stories below all fit with the pairings above but never mind. Please review and enjoy reading.

Between Two Malfoys - by Likuts

Working it Out - by miriam01

There is no Charm - by Just a penniless writer

Blessings - by Ladyx