Heyyy I'm back and with another update :) So next up is a rather popular pairing and one of my favourites so I hope you enjoy!

Greetings readers I see you are back once again, I haven't understood why you are all so persistent on reading this but I will not complain, today's discussion is about a troublesome man who has done well for himself. He is one of a pair and is hardly seen without the other. That leaves two, well this time I'll be talking about Fred Weasley, don't worry I'll be mentioning George in the future.

Fred Weasley, where do I even start, he is a good man a real honest slightly annoying but a good man nevertheless. No matter how many times he's annoyed me with his childish and irresponsible behaviour I hold quite a soft spot for the elder twin.

I guess I should talk about the upsides that would be there if I dated Frederick Weasley; he is a clever man. He doesn't often show it but you can't be stupid if you are to run your own joke shop, he is a businessman who works hard for something that he is so passionate, and that is appealing.

Another upside to dating Fred is his appearance, I don't want to sound like a stupid fan girl but wow he is truly something. I remember watching him play Quidditch in his final year and had to admire the muscles and that body of his as he flew through the air. The way the wind caught his shaggy red hair exposing his freckled skin and cheek grin. Fred isn't unattractive on the ground either, the school robes would try to hide his body but when he stretched you'd see a section of tight skin escaping from the confines of his clothes. Yes there was one thing you could say about Fred and handsome was it.

A third positive to dating Fred would be his humour, even though he can annoy me so much I will always find him hilarious, he is so caring that when you are upset he'll always try and cheer you up with one of his cheesy jokes or a silly prank, all he wants to see is a smile on your face. He doesn't ask for much just that.

A fourth advantage is simply about where he is from instead of who he is, Fred comes from a large and loving family who are supportive of his dreams and what he is achieving (even his Mother). They make you feel like you're a part of the family and not just a friend, if I was to marry Fred then I know that I'd instantly be accepted and known as Hermione and not just Fred's wife. I'd also have a large family with him having six siblings I wouldn't be pushed to have many kids as they'd be no doubt that Molly and Arthur would have many grandchildren.

Another benefit to dating Fred Weasley is something he couldn't help but it's something I want and have never admitted. Fred is a twin and before you get thinking that I've always wanted a twin that isn't it, I've always wanted twins, two little babies at once. I don't know why I want twins and looking at Fred and George you'd think it'd put me off but no, I still want twins and statistics show that having a child with a twin or someone with twins in their family you are more likely to fall pregnant with twins.

With the good there is always the bad, and with Fred there is no exception. He is just too childish for me, I mean everyone has their childlike moments no matter how old you are but sometimes I think that Fred hasn't grown up and that he still believes that life is a big game even though the war has ended.

He is also a bit of a bully, how he used first years to test their experiments on angered me to no ends, how could he do something so cruel, so Slytherin. He also always picks on Ron, it just isn't fair he doesn't deserve to be treat like that, a large reason for his fears and self-confidence comes from the way the twins treat him.

Even though the business is a slight positive it's also a negative, you see I want someone who works hard for a living but gives us time together to be a couple and a family, but when I think about that I don't think Fred would be able to give me that, he is so passionate about his shop that he spends all his time there literally.

I guess when I think about it Fred doesn't seem the type to settle down and want a family, while I'd like one young, young enough to play with my children he'd probably want one when he's in his late thirties if he wanted one at all. He doesn't strike me as a father either, a boyfriend possibly so, a husband definitely not.

Fred is often paired with Angelina Johnson, Alicia Spinnet or Katie Bell, he is rarely placed with male characters, I think this is because he is straight and shows a large amount of interest in girls.

Now let's start on the pairings I am in with Fred, the most common one I find is the bookworm and the prankster. This is usually a pairing in the walls of Hogwarts and it's often something that shocks the student body. Nobody expects the Bookworm and the Prankster to fall in love, it usually involves me trying to wrong my ways for Fred's attention and Fred will right his ways to gain my attention. It ends with us both dating and been happy however you always like to throw in the jealous and angry Ron who falls out with me and hates his brother but at the end we all become friends and he is finally ok with us being together. Right to start off I would never change myself for a boy it just won't happen, also I doubt Fred would straighten his was to be with a girl. Secondly there is nothing going on between Ron and me so he wouldn't be too bothered with us going out as long as we both didn't get hurt. I guess I'm alright with you writing this as it's rather simple plot that ends with happiness but if you do write it, then write it with some originality!

A second pairing is another Wife and Husband, me and Fred are married we usually have a couple of kids and we're really happy. This style is mostly a one shot. However there is another version to the husband and wife one and it involves me informing Fred that I'm pregnant, it's often done in a clever way instead of me just telling him. I like this style even though it's unrealistic; if I was to have children with Fred I'd want to tell him in a way that was unique.

Thirdly a pairing I've noticed is one that shocked me, I call this incest and Hermione, I'm sure you can work it out. You have me in a sexual relationship with not only Fred but George as well, and to make it worse you have the sex scenes as a threesome. Stop right there! What are you thinking? First I wouldn't sleep with both twins and second it is just wrong how can you have two brothers even think about doing that to each other it's just disgusting. Please do not write a fic where you make me have a relationship where I'm dating and sleeping with both boys. If you so desperately want me to have sex with either Fred or George then please just pick one.

That is really all I have to say about this pairing really, I don't mind you pairing me with Fred he is good looking and has a wonderful personality but when you're choosing which style of fic to write, please think to what I've said. You wouldn't like it if you came upon yourself having sex with your best friend's twin brothers together. I'll be seeing you all soon and don't worry reader I will be back, love Hermione.

As I already said Fred and Hermione is one of my favourite pairings, so here are a handful of stories I recommend for you to read.

Order Meeting by Wickedswanz

Birthday Surprises by Clover Bay

We Start and End with Family by luvscharlie

Birthday Boys by luvscharlie

The Rules of Brotherhood by x Kate Alone x

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