Not the biggest fan of this pairing but the idea of it all just came to me and I decided I should really it get it written down; it's slightly different to the previous ones as Hermione's reaction won't be pleasant. If this is a favourite of yours I don't want the chapter to seem offensive to you but this is probably what Hermione would think to it all. Enjoy.

Hi again everyone and welcome back to Hermione speaks out, it was only yesterday I discovered this pairing and I've looked at it and unfortunately I'm so disappointed in all of you. I promise you all right now that this chapter shall not be long because of my feelings towards the pairing, to be quite honest the explanation to describe this person only needs a few words, the most feared wizard of all times. Yes you have paired me up with Tom Riddle also known as Lord Voldermort.

What are you thinking? Have you eaten something that's made you delusional? Are you just blind to what is around you? The idea of putting me with the Muggleborn hating wizard is just offensive, ridiculous and darn right stupid. But I should really do this like I have done with all the previous ones so I will start with the positive notes of being partnered with Voldermort.

Well I hate to break this to you all but there are no positives to being paired up with Voldermort.

So moving on to the negatives I think I shall start with the fact that I am a Muggleborn I'm not sure if you know what this means but let me explain it means that both my mother and father were not consumers of magic which means that they are deemed as Muggles, because I'm a witch because my parents are Muggle I was a Muggleborn Witch there for it makes me a Muggle. So now let me tell you why this affects me been paired up with Voldermort, his goal ambition is to rid all Muggleborn Witches and Wizards in the in the Wizarding World now tell me why would you pair me with Voldermort if his ambition is to kill me. It's just stupid I don't want to be paired up with a man who wants nothing more for me to be dead.

The next negative to this is basically down to Harry. I am to fight beside Harry and Ron as the Golden Trio we're expected to be the greatest threat to Voldermort and his Death eaters. Harry is my best friend I'll die for him if it means Voldermort and the Death Eaters will be killed or locked up for the rest of their lives I'll never betray Harry and his destiny they can rot in hell for all I care Harry is to be the saviour of the Wizarding World. You can see my dedication to my best friend and to think you'll pair me up with the man who is trying to kill him is hurtful and it angers me to no end.

I'm not a shallow person I go for a man who's intellectual, humorous, brave, generous, kind and loyal basically a really nice guy but I'm sorry even if Voldermort had all of this I still wouldn't go near him, the man has no nose for Christ sake, he looks part snake and he's quite green. I know looks aren't important but it is important for him to actually look human not like his father shagged a snake and he was the result. Do you know what I mean?

The next is the age, the man is around the same age as Professor McGonagall I thought Lucius Malfoy's age was bad enough but this is ridiculous how do you expect me to even be anywhere near a man who's nearly 4 times my age it's preposterous. Plus it's creepy like I said in my previous one he doesn't even look human.

I could go on forever with why I shouldn't be paired up with Voldermort but really the reasons are all down to him wanting to murder me, murder my family, destroy everything I believe in, being so horrible and cruel, only feeling hatred and wanting people to burn, Voldermort is truly the devil.

So moving on to stories that I've researched into with this pairing I've seen a few stories and lucking romantic ones involving me and Voldermort are not common there are some so I will start with this.

I guess I'm going to call this completely wrong and sick pairing. You've read my reasons above to how I feel about Voldermort so it's pretty obvious what I'm going to say. Don't do it I don't want to know how I'm secretly betraying Harry because I love Voldermort this will never happen even under the Imperius Curse. Do not write these kind of fics especially fics that are rated M for sexual content if I ever find one of these you won't be fearing Voldermort you'll be fearing me I'll come to your house and turn you into a frog, mark this as a warning writers.

One of the most common fics I've seen where Voldermort and I are paired together is called father daughter paring. You somehow like to have me be the long lost daughter of the Darkest Wizard of all time, I was put up for adoption and now I'm going to return to my long lost father and reveal everything I know about Harry and the Order with a click of my fingers, usually I have a glamour charm on me which is removed on my 17th birthday and then people say I look drop dead gorgeous. I somehow end up dating one of the Slytherins in this story. Now I understand you're trying to create a bit of creativity in fan fiction I've discovered there are many stories involving me out there but if this is your sort of thing I'm sorry to disappoint you all but I've already turned 17 and I look exactly the same as I did last year I do not have a glamour charm on me. I don't want these stories written about me because there is nothing I like about them I don't want to be seen as some evil, untrusting, sly, betrayer who doesn't value friendship and what is right in the world.

The other style of story I've discovered is called Victim of evil, this is all about me been captured by the death eaters and thrown to Voldermort who locks me up, starves me, tortures me, breaks me into pieces and eventually kills me with the killing curse when I don't reveal anything to him. Now stop I don't know how you'd feel about reading that someone wants to have you tortured, raped and killed but I don't. I don't like reading these reviews to what you have written and see people putting oh wow this was amazing I loved it. How dare you, you people are just as bad as those that write these stories, do you want me to sit down and post a story about you laid there as curse after curse is cast on your broken body because if you do I suggest taking a trip to the hospital. I'm asking you no begging you not to write these stories they are hurtful and they upset me.

There probably is many more Voldermort and me fics out there but after reading the fics I read I didn't want to read anymore. I mean some of you out there may find Voldermort interesting, his history is very different to many and his beliefs were rare amongst people around him but if you so desperately want to write a story about him why don't you write a story with someone else.

The most perfect person for you to partner him up with is Bellatrix Lestrange I sometimes wonder who is more insane Voldermort or her. She loves the man who looks a little bit like a snake; she'll do practically anything for him. If you're into the kinky stuff write a story with them in that, we all know Voldermort doesn't love and Bellatrix is a lover of pain you've a perfect story just there.

An interesting one you could divulge in is Voldermort and Albus Dumbledore, supposedly he's the only man Voldermort fears you could have a story where he's at Hogwarts and Dumbledore confronts him, or even lectures him, turns him away from the Defence against the Dark Arts profession, something different.

There is even a plot line you could take involving Harry and Voldermort, a conversation as they fight before Harry slays him for the last time, there's even an opportunity to where Harry is in the graveyard in our fourth year after he watches Voldermort being summoned, and you could delve into how Harry felt.

Peter Pettigrew turned out to be a loyal servant to Voldermort, why not write a fic with them two or even Lucius Malfoy featuring in a Voldermort fic. Hell there are so many Deatheaters why not write about one of them or just make one up and have that Deatheater been Voldermort's sex slave. To be honest I don't really care who you have him with as long as it's not me.

So far I've been lenient with many of the parings so far saying certain styles you could write but this one is a complete no, do not write fics about Voldermort and I it's not appealing and I find it very insulting, now I've got a Potions class to attend to so now I've got to sit there and listen to Snape droll on while been annoyed and if I'm late he'll blow off the roof if you know what I mean, I'll see you guys later maybe next time my opinion won't be so biased, Hermione Granger over and out.

Turned out a bit longer than i first thought haha, what did you think, drop us a review :)