Chapter 2: High School AU

Because high school AU tropes are the coolest, and the author is too lazy to update her other stories, therefore, a one-shot it is!

Let's start off by making a rough draft of the story first...

(Temporary) Title: High School Love

Fandom: Code Geass

Pairing: Suzaku/Lelouch

Setting: High School

Genre: Romance, fluff, comedy

Must-have requirements:

-Cross-dressing Lelouch - presumably for a school festival

-Trapping Lelouch and Suzaku in an enclosed place - best when Lelouch is cross-dressing

-Kissing - like real kissing, not just a peck

-Lemon

-Someone catching them in a compromising position - Milly with a camera

-Tissues, in case Suzaku has a nose bleed

Summary: The school festival is here, and a certain someone has to dress in a drag! No points for guessing who ;) But Suzaku seems to be enjoying the view a little too much... SUZALULU 4EVA!

Okay, time to start writing. Hmmm...

The author couldn't come up with an idea on how to start.

Oh, to hell with all the side plots! The main plot is the lemon, so let's just start with the lemon!

But no... There need to be something to support the lemon, and there has to be an introduction of Lelouch in a dress.

Sooo... Let's just start with Lelouch in a drag! Uhh, dress.

Suzaku stopped and stare at the sight before him. He felt hot, and he felt justified to feel hot.

For before him stood the beauty that was Lelouch... in a dress.

'Yays!', the author thought as she seems to internally jump in joy, 'description time!'

Cue the author taking a long time - but not long enough, that has to be saved for lemon - to describe Lelouch in a dra-ahem, dress.

Long flowing black silky smooth hair, huge amethyst eyes, brought out by the mascara and light shade of eye shadow, pale smooth skin.

And the dress.

A beautiful masterpiece of clothing, it was black - which obviously brought out Lelouch's pale smooth skin, black (long flowing silky smooth) hair, and huge amethyst eyes even more - with detailed details and shiny jewelry and... stuffs.

Ah, to hell with the dress! Time for lemon!

No wait, they have to get stuck in an enclose place first!

But damn... if only Suzaku could jump at Lelouch now.

Anyway.

Milly proceeds to somehow order Lelouch, who was in a dress, to bring something from the storeroom.

Lelouch, who was in a dress, and who was not physically challenged in any form, had Suzaku come with him to help carry the things.

Suzaku, who was ready to help his Lelouch anytime, and who was not in any way having dirty thoughts, jumped in joy at the thought of having some 'alone time' with his precious Lelouch (with pale smooth skin and long flowing black silky smooth hair).

Only after Lelouch and Suzaku left on their mission to the storeroom did Milly snapped her finger as she remembered something.

"Oh, I forgot to remind them about the stuck door! Oh well, they will remember it... I hope... not."

Smirk Milly did.

Lelouch and Suzaku thought nothing of it when the storeroom door closed with a bang.

Lelouch, because he was (not) a princess who rarely does errands and was here in this storeroom for the first time.

Suzaku, because Lelouch's ass.

After retrieving the things they were ordered to, Lelouch tried opening the door. Only to find that the door was (surprise, surprise) stuck.

'Damn,' thought Lelouch.

'Yesyesyesyes YES,' thought Suzaku.

'Lemon time,' thought the author.

Lelouch turned around, only to discover in surprise that Suzaku was very, very near behind him.

Blushing, Lelouch averted his eyes from Suzaku's intense stare and stuttered out, "T-the door... It won't open."

In a deep, lust-filled voice, Suzaku answered, "I know...," and trailed his hand up Lelouch's thigh and up that short, short skirt. "Shall we find something to amuse us while we wait for our rescue?"

Blushing even harder, Lelouch whimpered.

Oh, wait. Did the author mention the storeroom was very, very small?

Yes, the storeroom was very small. Because Suzaku won't deliberately make passes to Lelouch like that, right?

Yeah right. And Nina's straight.

(Oh you did not reuse a previous joke in the last chapter, LeAwesomeOne IX!

What? Most of the (very little) reviewers liked it!)

Cue the lemon scene which made the previously 500 word fan fiction become a 3000 word fan fiction.

Anyway, spent and tired, and dressed but not so appropriately yet, Lelouch and Suzaku collapse into a heap of sweat while cuddling and spooning, nevermind the dirty floor.

And then they heard a camera snapped.

And saw Milly standing by the door, evil smile plastered on her face.

The end! The author smiled, satisfied at writing a more than 3000 word PWP fan fiction.

Time to upload and get loads of reviews!

A/N: Well, lo and behold, I updated! The original high school AU was supposed to be something different which I was in the middle of writing after completing the first chapter, but it was too long - really uber long, because the author did not decide to just jump into the lemon - so I scrapped it.

Thank you to Angel-Rei-chan1, I-Love-Trunks1, AnimeLover011714, Guest, SailorKickass270, pft980811 and Nikkirose and PhantomhiveQueen for their awesome reviews.

Special thanks to Angel-Rei-chan1 for her awesome input and inspiring one of the jokes in this chapter.

I am Groot.

Uhh, that meant, REVIEW, btw. To those who have watched the awesome Guardians of the Galaxy. :D