Because Of Ron Keeperoliver Chapter Fourteen

The next morning Lily was up early, hoping to beat Dobby to making breakfast. She walked into the kitchen and couldn't believe Dobby was sitting at the table, "Dobby was waiting on Missy Potter. He knew yous would want to fix it, so Dobby offers his help."

Lily laughed as she bent over and kissed the top of his head causing him to smile, then he got up and began to get everything needed for breakfast which would consist of Pancakes, Bangers, Bacon, Eggs and toast for those who preferred it over pancakes.

Harry was the next one down and he watched as his mum and Dobby worked around the kitchen, helping each other along the way. If it was too high, Lily got it. If it was too low, Dobby got it. It was a perfect union between the two. Harry entered and took a seat as the food was soon coming to the table.

The next to enter was Luna and Sirius. Lily watched as Sirius pulled the seat out for Luna and pushed it back in before she settled in it. He then filled her plate for her and handed it to her. Then he worked on his own.

Lily was thinking about how good they seemed to be as a pair. She knew Luna's ability to calm people when they get excited or angry. But what she saw with her creating a, as close to perfect Sirius she ever saw, was beyond belief.

James finally made it down grumbling about how long it took for someone to get out of his loo, so that he could shave and shower. He was glaring at Sirius the entire time. It didn't last long as he saw Sirius helping Luna with her meal. He wanted to laugh at how big of an idiot he thought Sirius to be. Then he saw Lily give him that look that backed him off Sirius. She was completely scarey when she gave him that look.

After breakfast, Lily again asked Harry to join her as she planned to meet Petunia. Harry tried to back out of this, but she promised that he would not be ridiculed this time. Especially since she didn't know she was back yet.

Harry agreed and then he thought about his last meeting with Dudley and thought he could get a chance to talk to him after what they shared before they left to go into hiding. Again Luna asked if she could join them, as she had never seen a muggle home. Lily couldn't refuse her, so she would be going as well.

After James and Sirius left for Hogsmeade, the three left for #4 Privet Drive and to set things straight with her dear sister.

The woods by the park came in handy this morning as the park was full of kids, enjoying the rides that were there for them. Harry remembered them as he walked by. How he use to use them to keep him seperated from Dudley and his gang.

The walk was too short for Harry as he dreaded every step that brought him closer to the house he learned to hate.

When they finally reached the door, it was Harry that knocked on it. He heard his Aunt walk across the floor to answer the call. When she saw Harry standing there, a tear formed in her eye. "Harry, what a surprise. I didn't think you would ever want to see us again. Dudley has gone insane trying to find a way to get word to you. Come in and set and talk."

"First Aunt Petunia, there are some people you need to meet. This is Luna Lovegood and is a very good friend of mine." and Luna walked up to her and extended her hand to Petunia which she took and shook it. "And this is the one you didn't want to meet. Petunia Dursley, I would like you to meet Lily Potter." and Lily stepped into the door, causing Petunia to faint. She fell into a table, causing a vase to crash and break on the floor. Harry looked up as he heard the thunderous footsteps of someone running down the steps.

Dudley stopped half way down when he saw who it was visiting, "Harry! Man am I glad to see you. You can't believe how hard it is to get hold of you. What happened to mum?"

Harry laughed at what was about to happen, "She fainted when she met her sister Lily and your Aunt." and Lily stepped out for Dudley to see.

Harry got disturbed when Dudley didn't pass out, but instead asked, "I thought Aunt Lily was dead?"

"She was, but you wouldn't believe how I got her back."

"It appears we have a lot to talk about, especially since we didn't get a chance to talk before you left to go back to school."

Lily brought Petunia back to consciousness and helped her to the kitchen and fixed her some tea. Dudley sat next to Luna and got into a conversation with her. Harry didn't know what to think as he thought he and Dudley were going to talk.

Dudley and Luna were doing fine until Luna mentioned she was engaged to be married and she was with child. The talk went different after that, but he still talked with her and Harry now was added to it.

Lily had Petunia crying about the way she treated Harry and even threatened to never to speak to her again unless she apologized to him. She didn't need to use the threat as Petunia wanted a chance to say she was sorry to him before she knew Lily was back. She was hoping to try and make amends with Harry over the summer. When Harry told her about Voldemort being dead, she cried even harder, knowing it was all over and Harry was safe, and now had his mum back with him."

Dudley asked him to tell them how it happened, and Harry was to nervous to tell them how, but Luna wasn't. "I'll tell them if you want me to Harry?"

"I better Luna as you get too descriptive. This past year started out bad for me. My two best friends split up and one of them took it bad and I tried to help, but someone else stepped in and did it instead. This led them to fall for each other and that left me by myself for some time. I hid myself in the castle so that I wouldn't be around any of them. I was so depressed that I couldn't talk to either of them. But it was Luna who showed two of them that they were neglecting someone that needed them, meaning me. We finally got together and found a way to destroy Voldemort and it worked."

Luna looked to Harry and said, "I think you left some of it out Harry."

Lily was laughing so hard tears were streaming down her face. Petunia and Dudley knew he left quite a bit of it out and waited for someone to explain it.

Luna's longer version of it had Dudley laughing and hiding something under the table. "Seven women and you didn't want to tell us this Harry? Have you been hiding something from us cousin?"

Harry's color change was so dramatic that he tried to hide it with his hands.

Petunia's color matched Harry's at the erotic story Luna just told, "You could have passed on becoming pregnant and you didn't. Why on earth not?"

Luna answered with pride, "Because I wanted my first time to mean something. Becoming pregnant with Harry's baby and being the death blow to Tom was more special than any other pregnancy could ever be. I also had someone that wanted it as bad as I did. He is the one I am going to marry."

"But still." Petunia continued when Lily put her hand up to put an end to this discussion.''

"What's done is done, and nothing is going to change it. Luna knew what she was getting into and Sirius will be there to help her through it. We all will. Now let's move on."

"But Aunt Lily, I wish to know all about Harry's schooling and what he accomplished." Dudley cried.

"You can talk about it later Dudley. Right now, your mum and I need to talk. Harry why don't the three of you go out for an ice cream or something." and Harry, Dudley and Luna left the two to talk.

"Harry, can't you tell me anything about your school and what you did?"

Harry pulled Luna in to his arms and held her as he said, " I might as well start from the beginning. First year was the beginning of five years of misery. In those five years, I faced Voldemort four times and the last two caused the death of someone. However, I did get one of them back. I almost lost two friends my second year. This year was the best year of my schooling, as not only did I finally defeat Tom, but I shared heaven with seven lovely women doing it. Every single one of them doing it willingly."

"That's it, no details? Luna you know how to tell a story, you tell me."

"I'm afraid I can't Dudley. Harry is a year ahead of me in class and I am in a different house from Harry."

"You're not in the same school as Harry?"

"No, It's not like that. There are four houses at school, that a student can be sorted into. Harry was in one house and I was in another."

The talk continued on until they got to the Ice Cream Shoppe and got the one they wanted. They sat and ate it, giving the two mums a chance to talk.

Lily let Petunia start out, "Lily, I'm so sorry for the way I treated Harry while he was here. I was so hurt by your leaving me to go learn magic, I thought I hated you. But it wasn't hate, it was jealousy, and I had it so bad, it extended to Harry. Vernon learned from me to hate magic and he took it to another level, trying to force him to not learn it. We knew he would get the letter from Hogwarts, but tried to keep it from him, just like everything he got from the magical world. There wasn't much, a couple of letters from a place called Gringotts around his eleventh birthday. I still have them if you want them."

"Of course he wants them, even though they don't mean anything to him. Tuney, he was a baby and you treated him like a dog. No one treats a child like that. Why did you let your feelings toward me go forward to Harry?"

"I was afraid Dudley might be hurt by him in a fit of uncontrolled magic. He had several episodes as it was and almost got Dudley hurt by a snake when they were seven. Maybe he would have been alright if we treated him differently, but I was too upset with the magic world because they took you from me."

"But why treat him like a slave? Why half starve him. Force him to do all the chores around the house, inside and out. You spoiled your own son just to add insult to injury to Harry."

"That wasn't me, that was Vernon. He tried to shame Harry to show him we were better than him."

"But you could have stopped it if you tried, and you didn't. You even took part in it. Don't try to deny it, because Harry told me all about it. You don't know how hard it was for me to keep James and Sirius from coming here to see you and Vernon. And now, Dudley has seen that Harry is not evil and even jokes with him and carries on with him. Why did he see the error of his ways when you and Vernon couldn't?"

"Because he is young and not as set in his ways. It also helped that he thinks Harry saved his life from those demented things. We were also looking at being removed from our home at the end of this past school year if Harry didn't stop the evil he faced. It was supposedly to protect us from the evil he faced."

"Didn't Harry ever tell you about the type year he had at Hogwarts? All the trouble he had and the danger he faced? Every year it kept getting worse and worse. And then he had to come back to you and it didn't get any better for him."

It went on like this until the kids made it back from the shoppe and Lily decided to take Harry and Luna home. Dudley asked if he could go with them as Harry hadn't told him everything that happened to him at school, and Lily allowed it and so did Petunia. She would try to explain it to Vernon when he got home.

Dudley's first look at a magical home caused him to go crazy, running around looking at portraits that moved and talked. He looked at Dobby and Kreacher like they were the most wonderful beings that ever existed. He watched as the food they were cooking were being tended by themselves.

"I can't believe all this is real. Talking pictures. Tiny men that have magic. The way you travel. Isn't there anything you can't do with magic?"

Harry answered, "It was said we couldn't bring the dead back to life, but that was proved wrong three times over. We got Mum, Dad and Sirius back. So, I guess we can do it all, now."

Dudley looked at Harry with Awe. And Luna went to him to set him straight, "Dudley, don't believe everything Harry tells you. We didn't bring Lily and James back from the dead, Voldemort did, and that was because Lily had the forsight to leave her and James' soul with Harry when they were taken from him. It wasn't a sure thing that Voldemort would bring them back, but any chance was better than no chance, and this time it worked."

"But didn't Harry say he was hurting Voldemort with his pleasure? If that's the case, then, in essence, it was Harry that brought them back as Voldemort wouldn't have normally done something like that, Right? It was only because Harry was creating so much pain that Voldemort thought the only way for it to stop was to bring Harry's parents back to life. That wouldn't have been able to happen if Lily hadn't taken that precautionary measure. He was carrying his mum and dad around with him all the time, setting it all up to happen."

Luna could not believe that someone made a statement that she had no come back for. "OK, I see your point, but Harry can't raise the dead by himself. It actually took all seven of us to help him. Well, just me in the end. The rest of the time it was the others that helped him. Harry said it was the best year he had where there was a death included in the year. It was finally on the other side."

The three of them took their talk up to Harry's room and they continued it there. It would take them to dinner and they still weren't done with the story.

Becasue Of Ron-}

Albus received a letter from Harry, asking to use his Pensive to show his family what he saw in the after life of Tom and Bella. He knew he had to be there tpo see that, as Harry made it sound so funny. If it was half as funny as he made it sound, it would be worth the time. He sent his answer back with Hedwig and looked forward to the visit.

The next morning, he got a floo call from Harry asking if he could come through with his family and friends. Albus said it was OK, thinking it would only be about five or six people. What he saw come through were the eight that did the ritual with their mates, the rest of the Weasleys, the Potters, Blacks, Lupins, Dudley, and the Grangers. Then he saw two mre come through as Dobby and Kreacher came through as well. Albus laughed out loud as he said, "Maybe I should have ordered pop corn for us all as I didn't think this was going to be such a huge showing."

There had to be five seperate trip made for them all to be in the vision. They all got to see it together and when they saw Tom shoulder deep in the pool of shit, Sirius got them all to laughing with his own laugh, Then when it looked like it was just him standing in it, the chute opened and they saw him working his ass off to keep from being buried in it. The laughter started all over again. Harry had to loop the sequence three times before they would let him move on to Bella.

This time it was Tonks who got them started when Bella was sitting on a rock when a man walked up to her and told her to begin. Bella had to drop the robe she was wearing then then the one man became a line of men waiting their turn to take her in all holes. Her hands were used as well. The thing became even funnier when Bella called for more men to come join the party She was enjoying it so much she had to ask for more. Harry had to redo this one five times as the show Bella put on was just too much for two or three shows. Then Albus finally got them all out, still laughing their arses off. Albus himself couldn't help but laugh. He pulled the silver thread from the Pensieve and tried handing it to Harry, but he told him to keep it for the staff and other students who may wish to see it. During the rest of the summer and many years to follow, it was the most watched vision he had in his collection.

The group was still laughing as they went through the floo. Luna had to help Dudley through, to keep him from falling, just like she did when they came through the frst time. His laughing didn't help much with the trip back.

They all sat down and talked about the visions, and even Dobby and Kreacher talked about it. "Is that how people have babies?" Dobby asked.

"It's how they are created, Dobby." Harry answered.

Kreacher said, "Doesn't it hurt Master Harry? How did they get the hole in her?"

Sirius couldn't help it, "Which hole are you talking about Kreacher?"

"Either one of them down below, Master Sirius."

Luna added to the routine by asking, "How do you go pee and poop, Kreacher?"

"What is this pee and poop you are talking about?"

"How do you relieve your self from body wastes?"

Dobby screwed up his face, "We don't have no waste to our bodies, do we Kreacher?"

"No, we waste nothing."

Sirius burst out laughing, "Merlin, they are both full of shite. No wonder I have so much trouble with Kreacher, 150 years of build up. Talk about constipation. Ouch."

It took another fifteen minutes to explain this concept to the two elves. Fifteen filled with laughter because of the looks on the elves faces.

Then Dudley came out with, "Son of a bitch, what have I been missing all this time. I haven't laughed this hard ever. If I had known magic was this funny, I would have followed Harry here in his first year. Now wait before you all go off on me. I know what he went through, but there had to be times of laughter. Those are the moments I would have liked to seen."

Dudley didn't want to go back home, so he asked Harry if Hedwig could take a letter to his mum and tell her that he was staying until they got tired of him. Everyone else had to leave to start dinner. Sirius, Luna, Tonks and Remus stayed for dinner, and Ginny got upset because Molly would not let her stay.

Dudley's day got even better when Harry, James, Sirius and Remus took him outside to teach him to fly a broom. He flew with Harry for a bit, before they let him try it on his own. Harry stayed close so that he wouldn't fall. Dudley could not believe the things the magic world had to offer for entertainment. He didn't think anything was better than his Playstation or his Nintendo, but he couldn't have been more wrong. It took them over an hour to get Dudley off the broom. He only got off when he had them promise to let him fly again.

Because Of Ron-}

Fleur and Bill were sitting at their table having a cuppa and going over what Harry told Bill about Fleur and her need. "Why haven't you told anyone you were with about this need Fleur? You may have lost some very good men because you didn't give them a chance."

"Bill, you talk like I have been with many men. In fact, I have been with three and two of them were too old for me to consider. The third, Let's just say I could do much better. Besides, I found the man I want and now he knows what it takes to have me. It will not always be this domination sex I need. In fact maybe just four or five times a year just to show me you still care. The other three hundred and sixty times will be normal sex."

Bill gulped when he heard that. Then he saw Fleur start to shake and then laugh at the look he had. "You've been around the twins too much. Warn me the next time you prank me, would you, before I have a heart attack."

Fleur grabbed his hand and said, "It is time for you to show how much you love me, Bill. Take me to the bedroom and conquer me like a man. Show me who is the head of house here. Make me yours." and that is what he did. He picked her up and carried her upstairs.

He put her on the bed and ripped her clothes off her and then tore his own off. He joined her on the bed and held her wrists to the bed as he attacked her lips with his, forcing his tongue into her mouth, where she bit it, drawing blood. She collected it and used it to fuel her desire.

Bill then went to her neck and kissed her roughly and then bit her shoulder, drawing her blood and sucking it up and sharing it with Fleur. Bill saw the feral look in Fleur's eyes and knew he was doing alright.

He went to her breasts and bit down hard on her nipple and pinched and twisted her other one, causing Fleur to cry out his name, "Yes Bill that's what I need. More please."

Bill left her breasts and moved back up her body. He grabbed a hand full of hair and yanked her head back and gave her a crushing kiss while he used the free hand to pinch and pull on her clit. Fleur couldn't move as Bill had her pinned and motionless. She tried to get him off her mouth so she could scream, but it was useless, so she did it in his mouth. "Now Bill, I m ready for you to dominate me and make me your whore. Show me how much you love me. NOW, PLEASE."

He did as she asked and lined up his cock and drove it deep into her pussy and fucked her hard, rough and fast. He left her mouth and she continued to spur him on in french. It was words he never heard her use before, and thought it must be quite explicit, yet erotic. It sounded that way to him and he pushed on even harder. He felt her going through several orgasms as he continued to be as rough as she wanted. He was glad he didn't have to do this everytime they had sex as it was quite demanding and tireing. He finally felt it coming and he pushed as hard as he could to bring them both to the end they both needed and when it hit, it was an eruption of orgasmic sensations Bill never felt the likes of which before. It was so unbelievably fantastic, he passed out from the pleasure. When he came to a few minutes later, he asked Fleur, "Was that what Harry experienced? If it was, then I can see why Voldemort was in so much pain, as much pleasure that it brought me."

"It was very close Bill, but I think you did just a bit better than Harry. Of course that is my opinion, and you are the one I chose to be my mate, so it is biased."

They fell asleep in each others arms and woke up in the same position, ten hours later. To a repeat performance. Bill now couldn't wait to be married to this hot blooded woman.

After they were done, they showered together and then dressed to go have breakfast. Bill decided to take her out and treat her so she wouldn't have to cook or clean. Which ever she did, he would do the other, and he didn't feel like doing either.

Because Of Ron-}

Daphne's wish was coming to be, as Albus contacted Remus to come see him about a full time position with the staff at Hogwarts. He asked Remus to take back the post of DADA Professor, as Professor Snape would be going back to his original post as the Potion Professor. Tonks was asked if she wanted the History Professor post as it was time for Professor Binns to be moving on. So, Tonks and Remus would be teaching together for the school and be sharing one of the living quarters. Tonks also found out that she was pregnant and would be due not long after Luna would have hers.

Dudley wished he could be attending Hogwarts as he wanted to see the things Harry and Luna had showed him. His feelings for magic turned around completely. He was taught to hate it, and now he has learned to love it. He even asked to try Harry's wand, but it was no use. Harry thought on this and he felt that maybe his wand was to strong for him, so he took Dudley to see Mr. Olivander and find out if Dudley may be a squib.

Dudley tried over three dozen wands and none worked for him. Then Olivander tried something new. It was an experiment he was doing for low magic witches and wizards. It was a wand with pine as the wood and Unicorn Hair as the core. Dudley took the wand and felt a tingle in his fingers as he gripped the wand. Then when he waved the wand, a few sparks lept from the tip, and Dudley almost cried when he saw them. It was something he did with magic. Harry turned Dudley towards him and asked, "Dudley, I want you to do something for me. I want you to wish for some light, and then hold your wand out and say LUMOS. OK!"

Dudley nodded his head and then holding the wand in front of him thought of needing some light and called out, "LUMOS!" and the wand tip glowed slightly. Dudley was practically laughing as he saw the tip glow white. Then he shook the wand, but the light wouldn't go out. "Harry, how do I turn this thing off?"

Harry and Olivander laughed at him and Harry said, "Call out NOX!"

"NOX!" and the tip stopped glowing. He turned back to Harry and he hugged him. Harry turned back to Olivander and asked what he thought.

"He is not strong, Mr. Potter, but there is something to work with. Perhaps he could go to Hogwarts, if Albus thinks he can keep up. He will need a lot of help."

Harry looked at Dudley's face as once again he couldn't help it. They were on their way to see Professor Dumbledore.

Minerva and Poppy could not believe what they had watched Albus doing since the Ritual was done. Every morning, he walked around the grounds three or four times, stopping at times to talk to either the Merpeople or the Centaurs. He would visit Hagrid in his hut and drink a cuppa or whatever Hagrid offered. Then he would join Albus on his walk.

He had just finished such a walk and was settling down to do some work when the sensor for the front gate went off and he looked into the magical mirror to see Harry and someone he didn't know waiting to be allowed entry. Albus opened the gate and Harry and his friend walked in.

Fifteen minutes later Harry knocked on the door and he was let in. "Good morning Professor Dumbledore, how are you this morning?"

"Fine thank you, just fine. Now, who is this you have with you?"

"You know his Professor, this is my cousin Dudley. You met him the other day with his mother and my mum."

"OH yes, of course. My mind must be going as I don't remember half the things I am told anymore. So, what can I do for you."

"I would like you to test Dudley for magic. He shows signs, but Mr. Olivander says they are low."

"So, I take it, like your mother, you wish to go to school here, Dudley?"

"Yes sir, I would. Harry tells me it would be hard, but I would like to try."

"Have you got a wand Dudley?"

He pulled out his pine wand and held it out in front of him and said, "LUMOS!" and the wand tipped glowed brighter than t did at Olivander's. Then he said "NOX!" and it went out.

"Is that all you can do?"

"That's all I know. I can't say if it is all I can do."

"Try this then if you will, WINGARDIUM LEVIOSAR, and use this wand movement as you say it. Now, make sure to pronounce it exactly as I said it."

Dudley did as he was asked and at first there was nothing, but Harry showed him where he was using the wrong Movement and had him try it again. This time, a paper on the desk rose up and floated around just a little then fell back to the desk.

Albus got up and went to his shelves. He came back with the Sorting Hat and placed it on Dudley's head. Dudley almost passed out when he heard talking in his head, "What is this? It isn't the start of the school year yet. Why am I sitting on this boy's head? Albus what is the meaning of this?"

"Yes, well this is Harry's cousin and I need your help to see if he has enough magic to be sorted into a house."

"I see. Not much magic there, but enough for a first year student. You don't expect to go all seven years do you, Dudley?"

"I didn't think I would get to go one year sir. So, no, I don't expect to go seven years."

"Very well then, school for one year, then your time will be up."