A/N: Hey guys, two different story updates in one night, I'm on a roll! This one came from a request from 9Laura8, who asked for Greg teaching Nick to flirt with girls. This was a great prompt and I had so much fun writing it so I hope you have fun reading it, enjoy!

Summary – Greg offers to teach Nick how to flirt with girls, but Nick's finding it all to weird and then Hodges walks in…

You're A Flirt

"What's up with you mister doom and gloom?" Greg asked when he entered the break room to find Nick sat at the table with his head propped in his hand, spinning a coin on the table. "Come on, it's Friday night. We got the whole weekend off!" Greg said happily as he sat opposite his friend.

"Yeah" Nick mumbled "And I ain't got nothing better to do than try and beat my high score on Call of Duty" the Texan said with a sigh.

"Man that's rough" Greg said giving his friend a sympathetic look "you need a girl in your life or you might just end up at the next Star Trek convention with Hodges and Archie" the younger CSI teased.

"God forbid" Nick said going wide eyed at the thought. "Anyway, you're not such a Romeo yourself."

Greg pretended to look offended "I'll have you know I have been seeing someone the past few weeks and we have really hit it off."

"Really?" Nick said raising an eyebrow "Who?" he challenged.

"I'm not telling you"

"So in other words, she doesn't exist."

"Oh, she's real all right…"

"Don't! Go any further" Nick said raising a hand and Greg laughed.

"Come on man you just need to get yourself back out there!" Greg said encouragingly "Hit the clubs the casinos, I'll even be your wing man"

"What you're just going to play the whole 'have you met Nick' routine? Because that never really works"

"Oh ye of little faith" Greg said placing a hand on his heart "you wound me."

"Look I just don't think I'm up to it ok. I haven't had a date in a long time; I'm a little rusty when it comes to talking to girls."

"Well then let me help you" Greg said sitting cross legged on the chair and leaning forward, placing his hands together and resting his head on them. "Hi my names Missy it's nice to meet you" he said fluttering his eyelashes.

Nick raised an eyebrow "you have got to be kidding me" he said leaning back in his chair "Dude, there is no way I'm practicing flirting with you."

Greg scoffed "Oh, well how rude" he said folding his arms, keeping up the act.

"Greg" Nick said with warning tone.

"Oh lighten up will ya" Greg said with a light laugh "Come on, practice makes perfect." He said with a wink. "We're just messing, unless you don't think you'd be able to resist my seductive charms" he said with a lopsided smile.

Nick stared at him for a moment "are you for real?"

"Well then prove me wrong" Greg challenged. "Just promise you won't fall in love with me afterwards"

Nick rolled his eyes once more "I think I can manage that" he said bluntly. "Alright, Hey Missy I'm Nick, it's nice to meet you too" he said leaning forward in his chair.

"Mmm Texan, you must be dangerous" Greg said putting a hand in his hair and widening his eyes to make him look innocent.

Nick tried hard not to laugh "Well I promise you're safe with me, I'm a CSI ya see"

"Oh really, do you have a gun? Guns are hot" Greg said biting his bottom lip and Nick rolled his eyes. "You're not going to arrest me are you" he said with a pout, holding out his wrists.

"Never. A pretty thing like you" Nick said sarcastically.

Greg gave a dismissive wave of his hand "Oh stop you're making me blush" he said running a hand through his hair.

"Ok this I getting weird" Nick said raising his hands.

"Why? Come on you know you like it" Greg said biting his lip.

"Stop that!" Nick demanded, although he knew Greg was only kidding around he was starting to feel a little uncomfortable. "Greg" he said sternly when the younger man started to seductively lick his lips "Greg stop…come on stop that!" he exclaimed but then he couldn't help but burst out laughing.

"Alright, alright" Greg said laughing too "this time I'll pretend I don't speak English…"

"No, I'm not doing anymore" Nick said standing from his seat and heading to the door.

"Come on I'm only trying to help you, spoil sport" Greg retorted.

"No Greg, I'm not flirting with you anymore!" Nick exclaimed and he turned to leave only to freeze in his tracks "Hodges" he said in utter horror as the lab tech was stood in the doorway wide eyed and eyebrow raised.

"What the hell did I just walk into?" he asked looking between Greg and Nick.

"Oh nothing" Greg said pretending to make his voice break "It's just Nick, he's just…he's broke my heart" he buried his head in his hands and made sniffing sounds as he imitated the fact he was about to cry.

Nick looked between Hodges and Greg, his mouth moving but no words coming out. What the hell is happening! Eventually he turned to Hodges "This isn't…. I didn't…he's just…"

"I'm out of here" Hodges said slowly backing out the room and then hurrying down the hall.

"That was fun" Greg said with a smile before going to make himself a coffee.

"Why the hell did you do that!?" Nick exclaimed "You know what a blather mouth Hodges is, he'll tell everyone some made up story… and all you can do is make coffee!"

"Whoa, just chill" Greg said raising his hands defensively "It was just a joke, there's nothing to worry about. I'll explain don't worry" Nick just continued to look at him in disbelief. "Nick you got to loosen up, don't get so embarrassed all the time. I mean Catherine and Grissom have both caught me dancing in a headdress and playing the drums with a rubber glove on my head and that still hasn't stopped me from doing stupid stuff because that's just who I am. So, don't you think it's alright to be yourself sometimes, and to feel a little embarrassed in front of a pretty girl. She probably feels just as embarrassed as you do."

"So you did all that just to prove a point?" Nick said pointing at the table. Greg nodded his head and sipped his coffee. "Well, I don't exactly approve of your methods but I think I get what you're saying" the older CSI mumbled.

"Right, just be yourself. Just like I was being my crazy self" Greg explained.

"Ok, then I'm going to bar" Nick said heading to door.

"Alright, bye babe" Greg said "I love you!" he called after him.

"Shut up!" Nick called back but both CSI's were laughing.

Oh I really hope you liked it XD It was so much fun to do and I hope it was still in character, I wanted to get Nick's reaction just right ;)

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