A/N: Lol sup. This chappie is late-ish...:D soz But enjoy! Oh, and some of the quotes thingamabobs are stolen from Phineas and Ferb.
Disclaimer: I own neither Hetalia nor Phineas and Ferb. Wut a weird combo...
"IGGY! IGGY! I GOT A SURPRISE FOR YOU!" America grinned, running and leaping at a surprised England and knocking them both to the floor. The world meeting had just finished, and most of the other nations had left already.
"Get off me, you wanker!" England glared at America, trying and failing to shove him off. He was slightly pissy, must have been because he tripped over that shoe earlier in the day. America just grinned even wider (his face looked as if it was about to split in half) and buried his face into England's chest.
"Lol, nope."
"Weren't you going to show me something?"
"OH YEAH!" Immediately, America leaped off of England, who breathed out a sigh of relief. He could breathe now~ Hallelujah~
He stood up, just to be dragged out of the door by his arm.
"Wh-where are we going?"
"McDonalds!"
"NO! We are not going to go to that unhealthy place!"
"Come on! Just once? I've got a surprise for you there!" America stopped and turned to face England, puppy-dog eyes turned on at high. England gave in and sighed.
"Ok. Just this once. The surprise better be good." America cheered and took off again.
They walked over to the McDonald's a few blocks down, America skipping and whooping and England walking dejectedly behind.
They turned into the fast-food restaurant and took a seat near the window.
"So, do you want anything? It's all on me." America offered. England turned, surprised. America had never, ever offered to pay for lunch before. But…
"No thanks. I feel kind of full…" England lied. Truthfully, he was actually pretty hungry, but no way would he eat this unhealthy shit. He would just make something for himself when he got back. His food was a lot better, anyway. No matter what the other countries say…
America soon came back, his arms loaded with milkshakes, fries and hamburgers. He sat opposite England and started chowing down on everything. England sat awkwardly, having no idea what he was doing here in the first place. Right…the surprise.
"So, America…what was the surprise you were going to show me?" England asked, curious. America stopped eating, wiping at his mouth with his sleeve. England cringed.
"Welllll, I wanted to ask…w-would you be my boyfriend?" America was blushing now. Sudden change in attitude much…
People around had stopped to stare, cooing. England stood, surprised. He felt anger starting to boil inside of him.
"You…you brought me here for this? Who the bloody hell asks someone out in McDonalds? I-I…if you wanted to ask someone out, you could have chosen a more romantic place for that! And did you even consider if I like McDonalds? HELL. NO. I do not want to be your boyfriend, you stupid pig." He glared.
"Rejected." A girl whispered. Everyone else quickly looked away. America could feel tears start forming in his eyes. He looked down.
"I see." England stormed out. America couldn't bring himself to look at his food anymore. He felt the tears slowly start dripping down his face. He stood up and walked out of the front door, heading back to his house.
It wasn't until he was in his house comfortably wrapped in blankets with a tub of ice-cream on the couch did he start letting the tears flow freely. He started bawling, stuffing his face with ice-cream at the same time. What a sight…
He turned on the TV, deciding to watch whatever cartoon was on to feel better. Oh look, Phineas and Ferb was on. Right. The last episode for the season was meant to come out today. He had completely forgotten about it after the episode with England.
"Inators? Why? What does this one do?"
"Ah, that is my Do-Over-Inator."
"What's a Do-Over-Inator?"
"Really? It says 'do over' right in the name. It does the day over again…"
Wait. America stopped his crying when a sudden idea hit him.
"If I could create that machine…I can do the day over again! And that means…I can keep trying to ask England out! And then, once I succeed, I'll stop the machine!"
America leaped out of the couch and went into his basement downstairs, where he kept spare parts from his building and tinkering about.
He started collecting the parts that he needed for the machine. Don't ask me how he knew how to build the machine. I'm only telling you what I know. Which is…most of the story. But, back to the main plot. He was nearly done collecting the parts.
For the rest of the week, he continued working on the machine. Days and sleepless nights were spent on the machine.
Lots of different nations had called to check up on America because they were worried about him and wanted to cheer him up after word had gotten around that England had rejected him, none of them he answered.
"America! Where have you been? Want to go out drinking with Denmark and the Awesome Me?"
"America-san, I have a new game you can play. Want to come over?"
"America! Are you ok? Call me back when you get this message. ('Who are you?') I'm Canada…"
"Ve~ America! Germany and I are worried about you! Want to have some pasta?"
"America, want to become one with me? Kol kol kol…" Ok, maybe not Russia.
But lots of nations were concerned, even more so after America didn't respond to any of their calls. Even England was starting to regret being so harsh on America. But his pride kept him from going and checking up on America.
After a week, America had finally finished the machine and worked on all the kinks.
He really should have finished watching the episode. I mean, the machine does have one major drawback that he hasn't figured out about yet.
"Okay, this paper towel represents the space-time continuum. Normally, it moves in a straight line,but something has disrupted the flow. Now time cannot move forward and it puts enormous strain on the fabric of timeand tears the fabric! So now there is a little less space-time fabric to work with. The days are getting shorter. Now, you take this shortened piece of space-timeand loop it again. Do this enough times and pretty soon you do not have anything left. And when you don't have anything left, the universe ceases to exist."