"Whatever you say, buddy!" Spongebob followed Patrick to his room, unaware of what's going to happen. As they were walking towards the room, Patrick put his arm around Spongebob. Spongebob looked at Patrick, and gave him a small grin. He returned the action. Patrick opened the door, and walked towards the bed. They sat down, and prepared for a talk.
"Spongebob, I think it's time for me to tell the truth." Spongebob looked at Patrick; puzzled by his remark. "What do you mean, Patrick? Didn't you tell me it all today?" Patrick looked straight into Spongebob's eyes; maintaining unbreakable eye contact. "Spongebob, I only told you a little about what I felt about you. It's time for me to tell all of it." Spongebob looked away from Patrick's unavoidable gaze. "Okay, but please make it quick. I have to still attend that date, you know?" Patrick nodded in response.
"Spongebob, I loved you for a long time, but there's more to this thing called love. I'm actually jealous of you and Sandy being together. I ask to myself, 'Why can't it be me? Why does it have to be Sandy?' I was supposed to go to the date with you, but I couldn't bring myself to. It was impossible for me to get up and see you two together. When you and Sandy left to go on your date, I was torn apart. I couldn't stand to see you two together! I went home, and I watched every single memory to cheer me up. It just made everything worse...I just collapsed on the floor and I just bawled all of my feelings. I went to my bed, and cried myself to sleep. I literally want to do everything with you, Spongebob. I want to hug you, kiss you, love you, I even want to have sex with you! Please...Spongebob. Can't you see that I'm suffering here?"
Spongebob was shocked. He coudn't believe what he just heard. "P-Patrick, I'm so sorry. I didn't know! Oh, why am I so stupid!?" Patrick put his hands on Spongebob's shoulders, and looked at him straight in the eye. "It's not your fault, Spongebob. It's my fault." Spongebob looked at Patrick; astonished of his response. "No, Patrick. It's my fault entirely. I should've confessed first, I should've told you my feelings, I really don't want it to be like this, Patrick! I just want us and everybody to be happy!"
Patrick leaned over to give Spongebob a hug. Spongebob started to cry hard. His sobbing was so loud, it woke up Squidward from his nap. "It's okay, Spongebob, calm down. It's okay. I love you...so damn much" Spongebob looked up at Patrick; eyes swollen. "I LOVE YOU TOO, PATRICK UAHHAHAHHH!"
Hearing Spongebob cry was the worst for Patrick. He couldn't believe that he hurt his best friend. As Spongebob was crying, Patrick was welling up; about to cry in unison with Spongebob. The waterfall of tears started to fill up the room. Puddles were everywhere.
Meanwhile, Sandy was still waiting at the Krusty Krab for Spongeob to come back. "Oh where in tarnation has that little square dude went? It has been one hour since he's been gone!" Sandy went to go to Patrick's rock, so she could find out what they're doing. "He better not be cheatin' on me." Sandy muttered under her breath. As she walked on the street, she thought to herself "What's wrong with Patrick? Patrick isn't usually the guy that would not go to anything with food in there. What happened?"
As she approached Patrick's rock, she heard the tears coming from the room.