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KCLutz445, please keep Em calm. Tell him I love him and I miss his sexy ass too.

Disclaimer: I am no Stephenie Myer. I just like playing with her babies.


Chapter One

EmPOV

Something was wrong. I could just tell. I had watched as the nurse entered Kate's room, I checked my watch, fifteen minutes ago. It shouldn't take that long to get the job done right? But what did I know?

Okay so the length of time didn't signify that something was wrong, but when the nurse flew out of the room, that sent of the warning signals in my head.

Ten more minutes passed before the nurse returned with the head doctor in tow. They were headed towards me. Yup. Something was definitely wrong.

"Mr. McCarty would you please join me in my office?" the doctor asked.

"Is something wrong?" I asked.

"Let's go to my office," he replied averting my question.

I stood up and followed him, and the extremely nervous nurse into the office. I eyed the door of the room Kate was in again, before closing the door behind me. The doctor was already seated at his desk, rubbing an aged hand over his tired face.

"Dr..." I began.

"Gerandy," he supplied.

"Yeah, Dr. Gerandy what's the problem? Did something go wrong with the procedure?" I asked dropping into the chair.

"Well, that depends on how you look at it," he said with a grimace.

"Did it happen or not?" I asked impatiently.

"Go ahead Nurse Selby," the doctor said with a nod towards the still jittery nurse.

"Mr. McCarty, I'm afraid there's been a mix up of sorts," she said.

"A mix-up?" I asked.

"Would you care to describe Ms. Denali to us?" Dr. Gerandy asked.

Okay, now I was lost.

"Model-like, blonde hair, green eyes..." I paused. "Why?"

"The procedure was a success, however it seems that it was a success on the wrong woman," the good doctor said.

Wrong woman?

Okay this was getting more confusing by the minute, and I was getting agitated. I had other things to do, and this was almost a waste of my time. Damn my meddling grandfather and his stupid clause. If I didn't love the old coot, I would've told the lawyers to go fuck themselves. I wouldn't even have to be here had he not stipulated in his will, that I produced an heir so that I could obtain the full amount of the trust fund he had put in place for me.

Back to the wrong woman.

"Wrong woman?" I asked foolishly.

"Yes," the doctor replied. "It would seem that Ms. Denali had a change of heart and left."

Left? Left and gone where?

"That's not possible," I said.

"I assure you it is, and she has," the doctor said.

Wait a minute. The procedure had been a success. Wrong woman.

"Who the hell did you inject my sperm into?" I asked angrily.

"We were getting to that," he said turning to the nurse. "Nurse would you please get Ms. Swan?"

The nurse bobbed here head and flew out of the room.

"How did this happen?" I asked rising to my feet.

"I assure you that this has never happened before," Gerandy said.

"With all due respect Doc, telling me that at this moment doesn't mean shit to me," I snapped.

"I'm truly sorry," the doctor said.

"So what happens now?" I asked running a hand through my hair. I needed a haircut.

"That's entirely up to you," the doctor said.

Just great. I should sue them for fucking incompetence or something.

How the hell was I going to sort this mess out?

There was a tumult of emotions coursing through my body. Of all of them anger was most prominent. Anger at the incompetence of a clinic that obviously didn't think to verify the name of a patient before carrying out a life altering procedure, and anger at the bitch who had seemingly run off with my money.

Somewhere I could hear my grandfather laughing his ass off at me.

"Serves you right for trying to usurp me boy."

Old coot.

I wanted to punch something. Hard.

That however would have to wait, because the door opened and the nurse and the woman who could possibly be the mother of my child walked in.

-.- TA -.-

BPOV

Well this day was obviously destined to go to shit.

I could already hear my mother bitching about how she knew this was a bad idea.

This was just my luck. I came to get pregnant by some unknown man, and instead I could now be carrying someone's, a real someone's baby. The someone who was in the doctor's office.

Could I sue?

I should sue. This was not what I had planned. At all.

I had no idea what kind of person I was about to meet. I had no idea what to expect from the man who I could be having a baby with.

I groaned and fiddled with the hem of my shirt. Where the hell was the nurse anyway? Probably gone to break the news to the poor guy.

I felt for him somehow. He didn't have me figured into his plans either, so this probably was just as big of a shock to him as it was to me.

The door opened and my head swung around to land on Nurse Incompetent, came in.

"The doctor will see you now," she said looking at the floor.

'Can't look me in the eye huh?'

Dumb ass.

I took a deep breath. This wasn't entirely her fault. Then something clicked in my head. The blonde who had rushed from the room.

That witch.

She was the one who was supposed to be here.

Now I felt really bad for the guy. Maybe she couldn't have gotten pregnant the conventional way and this was his way of assuring they got a family. And she ran. Selfish cow.

I hopped off the table and followed the nurse out of the room. My mind was whirling. with scenarios. How was I going to deal with this? How were we going to deal with this? I wasn't giving up my baby.

The nurse pushed opened the door after knocking once. I saw the doctor, who smiled apologetically at me and then I saw him.

Oh sweet baby jeebus.

This was him?

He was abso-freaking-lutely gorgeous.

From the tip of his very expensive looking shoes, to the loosened tie at his neck. My eyes travelled up and I swore I stopped breathing for a minute. The most gorgeous blue eyes were boring into me, and an errant blonde curl slipped on to his forehead, making me want to brush it back tenderly.

Well at least if I did get pregnant, my baby would be beautiful.

Maybe this wouldn't be so bad.

Then he opened his mouth.


A/N: Next we see what Emmett says, knowing Em...it's probably going to be something he's going to regret or is gonna bite him in the ass.

Now I'm off to watch Captain Jack Sparrow. (God I love that man)...RL sucked ass today. Meh. Laters lovelies.