Hey guys! I bet you are anxious for some Pripper! Unfortunately not much was reviewed so this is the only Pripper fan fic I'll be updating

"Skippah? There's something you should know...Its about why Kowalski is in his lab." Skipper just stared. "Do you remembah that pink mist?"

"Uh-huh."

The rest of what Private was saying, was a blur to Skipper. He just nodded and kept studying Private's face. "Did it hurt?" Skipper asked suddenly. Private looked at him confused.

"Did what hurt?"

"When you fell from heaven."

Private stared at him wide eyed then slowly backed away into the lab. He closed the door. "Kowalski..."

"Hmm?"

"SKIPPAH USED A PICK UP LINE ON ME!"

"Maybe this could be a good thing."

"A GOOD THING?! LEADAHS DON'T USE PICK UP LINES ON THEIR PRIVATES!" Kowalski pushed Private out. "Jerk!" Private huffed.

/

He sat in front of the TV, bored. A episode later, he heard Skipper talk again. He has been following him, using those LINES. "Did you sit in a pile of sugar?"

"No, why sir?" Private responded in a flat tone.

"Cause you have a pretty sweet a**." Private froze with a blush. Skipper wrapped his flippers around him and nuzzled his neck, making the younger squeak. "I tried my best to not feel anything for you. Guess what?"

"U-Um Wh-What?"

"I failed."

"I-I see that."

Uh any ideas for the next chapter. This chapter was based on pick up lines so IDK