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Chapter Four

EmPOV

I groaned and rolled over, the sun hitting me full in my face. The smell of sex still lingering in the air. I flung my hand and nearly jumped out of my skin when my hand connected with something warm.

I forced an eye open and was met with a sea of blonde.

Jane.

Everything came rushing back.

I was pissed and needed to get some steam off so I had called Renata's. One of the best high-end escort services around. I was a regular there and Renata herself always knew what I wanted. I was never disappointed.

Last night, however I didn't need one of the usual girls. I wanted something edgier. Jane fit that bill perfectly. The naked girl in the bed with me, was every man wildest dream come true. There was nothing that she wouldn't do.

She rolled over and opened her ice blue eyes, then she gave me a smile.

"Morning handsome," she purred.

"Morning," I said.

"Got that edge off now?" she said stretching her lithe body.

I stifled a yawn and nodded. "Yeah, thanks for that."

She sat up and shrugged, making her breasts jiggle with the movement. "You pay well."

That answer brought me crashing back to reality. And it me feel cheap, even though she was the prostitute. I watched as she rolled out of the bed, completely comfortable in her nudity.

"I'd love to stick around and have mindless chat with you playboy, but I have an early client," she said throwing on her silk robe. "You know the way out don't you?"

And she was gone before I could even reply.

With a sigh I got out of the bed pulled on my clothes. Twenty minutes later I was pulling up in front a very old-looking apartment building.

This was where Bella Swan lived?

Maybe she wouldn't say no to the money after all.

If she did get pregnant, she wouldn't want her baby growing up in a place like this.

Right?

I got out of my car and headed towards the door of the building. A small old lady smiled at me as we passed each other in the door way. I stepped aside to let her by.

"Good morning young man," she said with a smile.

"Good morning," I told her, returning the smile.

She went out and I continued in; apparently Bella lived on the third floor. And the elevator was broken. Lovely. I started the climb lost in my thoughts. The few people who passed me were polite but didn't seem too interested in me. Which was good and bad at the same time.

Didn't these people read the newspapers? Or watch television? I was practically a celebrity and none of them seemed to recognize me or even care. I didn't know if my ego could handle much more today, and it was barely eight in the morning.

Finally I made it to Bella's door. Apartment 143. I knocked on the door and waited.I'm betting she wouldn't be too happy to see me, especially this early in the morning.

The door opened and a shirtless man, with a head full of copper hair stood there yawning.

Wait a minute.

Was I in the right place?

I checked the number on the door again. 143. Yes. I was in the right place.

"Who the hell are you?"

-TA-

BPOV

Some idiot was banging on the door.

I rolled over and looked at the clock. Eight-oh-five. Were they fucking serious? Today was my day off and I never got up before ten on those days. Edward better get the door or he'd have to bail me out of jail.

I could hear him grumbling as he shuffled towards the door.

"I'm coming," I heard him muttering. "For fuck's sake stop with the knocking."

I agreed with him there. I was gonna kill whoever was at the door. Seriously. Finally the knocking stopped. I figured Edward had answered the door. It was really quiet. I yawned and stretched a bit. Then I heard his voice. A voice I really didn't want to hear again in the near future.

Emmett fucking McCarty.

What in the blue blazes was he doing at my place?

Just great.

Now I knew I was going to jail.

I scrambled out of the bed and flung open my bedroom door.

"What the hell are you doing here?" I yelled.

"What the hell am I doing here?" he asked looking over Edward's shoulder. "Who the hell is this?"

Edward was standing there with an amused smirk on his face. I grinned at him. I took a deep breath and tapped Edward on the shoulder.

"I got this babe," I said ducking under him to stare at the imposing intruder.

"Who I have in my house is none of your business Mr. McCarty, now how can I help you?"

I watched as he took a deep breath and started to talk again, "I'm sorry. I had a rough day yesterday..."

"No shit," I interrupted. "Like I didn't."

"Are you always like this?" he snapped.

"Like what?" I asked putting my hands on my hips.

"Such a..." he sputtered. "Such a bitch!"

Oh!

I was a bitch huh?

He thought I was being a bitch? He hadn't even scratched the surface.

I stepped back, gave him a smile and slammed the door in his face.

I could hear him sputtering on the other side.

"You haven't seen bitch yet buddy."

I turned around and looked at Edward and we both broke down into giggles.

"I take it that that's the baby daddy?" he said nodding his head towards the door.

I groaned.

"Please don't remind me."

"He's gorgeous. His pictures do him no justice," Edward said as we made our way into the kitchen.

I rolled my eyes at Edward.

"Could you not mention the obvious so much?" I asked sticking my tongue out at him.

"Just stating the facts hon," Edward said with his patented crooked grin.

"You're lucky you're so cute," I told him.

He batted his eyes and placed a hand on his bare chest dramatically, "I do declare, are you saying you would throw me out if I wasn't?"

I giggled, "That is the worst Southern accent I've ever heard."

"Hater," Edward said rummaging around in the fridge.

"Nah, I love you."

"Think he's still out there?" Edward asked.

"That's his problem," I said.

"You know eventually you'll have to..."

"Don't wanna think about that now," I cut him off. "Six weeks is a long time."

Edward held up his hands and turned back to whatever it was he was doing.

"What are you doing?" I asked.

"Making breakfast," he said.

"See? Another reason I keep you," I said reaching up to kiss his cheek. "I'm going to bathe be back in a bit."

"You're lucky I love you too. This slave work is not me," he said waving the spatula at me.

I laughed and went to my bedroom. I looked out my window just in time to see Emmett climb into his fancy car.

Ugh.

Well there went my perfectly happy day.

A/N: Since TVD was so good tonight, I had a burst of inspiration. Now I'm all tuckered out and my ear is still hurting...sigh. Meh. Anyways...Mickeyluver33...for the millionth time...GET OUT OF MY HEAD! lol Love you chica. *hugs* As for forgiving Em...pffft not happening anytime soon. He has a lot to learn, and Bella is just the person to teach him ;)

Night darlings. ~ Riney