A.N: Hello People and hopefully if I post this on the actual day, MERRY CHRISTMAS! Or Happy (input holiday you celebrate)! This is like a joke chapter which is why it's titled "Demon Hunter 101 Episode-" I'll be doing plenty of these in the future. The first one was originally suppose to be a Halloween chapter, but at the time my iPod was taken. Anywho, hope you enjoy!
Demon Hunter 101 episode 37
A Hunter-Filled Christmas!
"It's Christmas!"
Lucy laughed at Kuma who practiclly ran into the guild in a very revealing outfit. Although all the girls were wearing one. Kuma wore an off the shoulder busteire type dress with it stopping at her thighs. It was a deep red with a black belt that accentuated the waist with long sleeves and circled with fluffs. Her legs adorned black boots with heels that reached the thigh, almost covering her Fairy Tail mark. Her hair was in its usual high pony yet some was let down to be curled down her back. She wore bright red lipstick with golden shimmers and her eyes were done in a smoky black and red type of blend, making her amethyst eyes look more dangerous than they already were. She wore a chain link earring with spikes and a cross and her favorite black nose stud.
They didn't call her Temptress for nothing.
"Its tomorrow, calm yourself!...This is so embarrasing!" Lucy cried, shifting in the elf costume Mirajane forced her into. It was a green, hoodie like top that cut off just after her breast with a golden zipper. Her skirt was flowy and stopped right above the knee with red fluffs much like Kuma's. She wore furry red boots and green and red striped fingerless gloves that edged past her forearm. Her hair was in loose ringlets with a green and red beanie. The hoodie had a white Fairy Tail mark on the left breast side. She wore light pink gloss and deep green eyeshadow that made her brown eyes look way to innocent.
All in all, the hunters looked hot.
"Me and Momma went matching! And I know! I just want to see what everyone says to my presents!" Kuma exclaimed as she took herself a seat and ordered a peppermint hot choclate. Mirajane got right on it. Speaking of the devil, Erza walked in, wearing the exact same outfit. The only diffrences was that she wore no makeup and all of her hair was in a high pony tail. She looked unearthly beautiful as she waved and sat with Lucy and her daughter.
"Well Dont you all look cute! Mira? Can I get another barrel?" Kana called, sashaying over in bright red short-shorts with golden accents and a red tube top like shirt. She wore simple strappy stilettos and her wavy hair had been pulled back and a Santa Claus hat sat on top of her head.
"Alright Kana! Just a second, I gotta go to the back. Here's your peppermint hot choclate and your fruit cake shake, Kuma. Lucy. Erza, here's a piece of strawberry cheescake I left just for you!" Mirajane smiled, her clothes too looking undoubtly sexy. She wore a jacket like shirt with blouse like sleeves and also a hoodie with white fluffs circling her angelic face. Her stomach was bare and she wore red boy shorts that were covered in shimmers. She wore simple red slippers since she was running around the place and her hands showed off red gloves.
"Thanks Mira!" They all said in unison as the barmaid went to retrieve Kana's alcohal.
"Anybody you ladies are trying to impress with your girls pushed up like that?" Kana asked slyly, eying each woman with a secret smirk. Lucy blushed and immediately denied while Kuma put thought into it and Erza looked in every which way— like the one she was trying to impress would pop out of a corner. Kana snorted and looked at Lucy.
She knew fully well that she wasn't hitting on Natsu like people wanted to believe. No the blonde woman wanted her men like a typical YA novel. Cryptic. Sexy. Brooding. Smart: that limits it to two men in the guild, though both are bat-shit crazy. Laxus Dreyar and Gajeel Redfox. Considering Gajeel practiclly beat her ass off of her, it wouldn't be him. Not that Lucy would hold that against him! She even said that Gajeel reminded her of an over protective brother when they were out on hunting jobs. So that left one man.
Laxus Dreyar.
How THAT would work out, Kana wouldn't even try to put a puzzle piece in place. Lucy was just so amazing that maybe even a relationship with the rebellious thunder mage might be in sight.
Next under her evaluation was Kuma. The girl sipped happily yet hypnoticlly on her drink. Kuma didn't know what she wanted. After all she was fourteen. But she has two hot guys wrapped around her pretty thin waist that she pretended to be oblivious about. But Kana could see the glint in Kuma's eyes whenever Shinra steps up to defend her honor from Cobalt. Or whenever Cobalt demands for Shinra to actually be a friend and not an associate to the musical star and actress since they knew each other for so long. It was in Kuma's nature to want to please and so with her good looks, acting skills, and ability to lie smoothly under pressure and time; she kept both boys guessing and on toes. Fighting for her sheltered and chained heart that she wouldn't open for any further relationship besides being nakama and family.
Lastly was Erza. The mighty Titania, Queen of the Fairies, were as confident as they could come. But the woman didn't know a damn thing about flirting. And so on the rare occasions she wore any other clothes than armor, they complimented her body beyond belief. Yes she was already beautiful, but then she adds things like this and she was irresistible. The way she crossed her legs and spun in the barstool with a lazy smirk on her pink lips and claiming a strawberry, she looked just as sweet. If not sweeter.
And then her prey froze and stared.
Kana could tell because she saw Erza's smirk widen just the tiniest. The ice-make wizard blushed and quickly turned, his red Santa jacket making him look sexier than ever.
Kana, the fortune teller, rather not read and find out ahead of time. No, these three were her guessing party. And she would have fun watching each chapter unravel. As she faintly hear Lucy complain about Laxus giving her homework on Christmas and Kuma talking about the battle types for the next mission and how Gray approached Erza and they both started talking, Kana knew she would love each and every single detail.
Yummy!
"Kuma, sweetie! I need a HUGE favor!"
Kuma, who was just conversing with Shinra, turned to Mirajane who was carrying diffrent pans in her arm.
"What is it, Cousin Mira? Want me to take those pans to the kitchen for ya?" She guessed while standing from her seat– which was ironically Shinra's lap. The boy was wearing a simple green tshirt that said "Dear Santa...let me explain.." And black jeans with a green belt that dropped like a chain.
"No that's not it. You see, the cake is taking longer than I thought it would so I need you to sing a Christmas song. Don't worry I have a row of acts so you'll only be opening." Kuma shrugged and said a quick ok. Mirajane smiled and told her to knock em dead.
"Well then, looks like I have to start introducing the show." Shinra muttered and Claire and Dennevah ran there way with Neeya. They were visiting Fairy Tail along with Lyon from Lamia Scale. So did Koga from Blue Pegasus. The twins were both wearing identical spaghetti strap blue dresses with snowflakes all around. Koga wore a light blue button down with surprisingly red pants and high top sneakers.
Poor Neeya was sleeping away, Happy having to talk the poor cat's head off. "We'll watch her while your on!" Dennevah exclaimed and Kuma sweatdropped. "You've been watching her."
All of Fairy Tail lounged around the guild, happily awaiting for the show to start. Usually Mirajane would sing first breaking the ice, but Gramps decided it was time to break tradition. She actually had the cake done on time but he just wanted to give the poor child a break.
So they broke out with a new star.
Music began to play and the curtains opened, revealing a wandering Kuma. Like she was thinking. She kicked imaginary rocks and sat down on the edge of the stage. A skinny headseat microphone sat on her head as she winked and began to sing.
Santa Baby,
Just slip a sable under the tree
For me
Been an awful good girl
Santa Baby,
So hurry down the chimney tonight
Kuma had stood again and began sauntering off stage to wander the crowd. All of the nameless charecters drooled at the teen vixen.
Santa baby,
A 54 convertible too
Light blue
She wandered over to Lyon and Natsu and looked at them with a dazzling smile when she said 'convertible.' Natsu smiled wildly while holding his arms up in an x-formation. Lyon just flat out said "Nope" while popping the P. Kuma just patted their backs and kept singing.
I'll wait up for you, dear
Santa baby,
So hurry down the chimney tonight
Kuma wondered over to Juvia and Gajeel's table. Juvia was swaying along with the music.
Think of all the fun I've missed
She held Juvia's hand and pouted and Juvia laughed she swayed to Gajeel and pinched both of his cheeks which made him growl ferally.
Think of all the Fella's that I haven't kissed
She kissed the man of iron on the cheek and threw her arms in the air while the man tried to contain his laughter. Kuma ran over to Erza and Gray who were watching on with amusement.
Next year I could be just as good
The girl reached down between her breast like it was a secret and looked around before handing it to the two. She leaned down and shrugged suggestively with a smirk.
If you'll check out my Christmas list
Ooohhhh's were sounded as Erza took the list and leant over so Gray could read it. Kuma walked over to Master Makarov who was smiling at the performance (more like perving out with all the women dressed like this)
Santa Baby,
I want a yacht and really that's not
A lot
Gramps chuckled and took a sip of beer watching her feign innocence.
Been an angel all year
He snorted loudly at that line and that made everyone laugh good heartedly. Kuma chuckled and walked away.
Santa Baby,
So hurry down the chimney tonight
She skipped over to Alzack and Bisca who were watching on while containing laughter. What ridiculous thing would she ask of them?
Santa Honey,
one little thing i really need
The deed
To a platinum mine
Alzack snickered and muttered 'when he gets one they'll share' and that made everyone roar with laughter. Bisca and Kuma hugged each other while she walked to find her next target.
Cobalt looked away when her eyes landed on him and she started smiling wildly. Laxus watched on from above with a brow raised at the scene. This girl was way to happy during Christmas.
Santa cutie,
Fill my stocking with a duplex
And cheques
Sign your 'x' on the line
Santa cutie,
and hurry down the chimney tonight
Cobalt laughed loudly at that and Kuma kissed him on the cheek which earned a few cheers. She strutted over to Lucy and surprisingly Loke, who came out to celebrate with his Fairy Tail family.
Come and trim my Christmas tree
With some decorations bought at Tiffany's
Lucy put a hand on her chest like she lost her breath. "You really do have expensive taste!" Loke chuckled and handed her a small box that fit in her palm that was wrapped with a pretty bow. Kuma pretty much jumped out of her boots. Hugging him, she muttered:
I really do believe in you
Let´s see if you believe in me
Lastly she swayed to Shinra who rose a brow in intrest. What ridiculous gift did she want from him? Perhaps a golden swimsuit or something?
Santa Baby,
Forgot to mention one little thing
She batted her eyelashes and he prepared himself.
A ring
Shinra knew what she meant and so did everyone else because they all started laughing and cheering. Shinra wanted to be funny so he pulled out his cell.
I don't mean on the phone
Kuma waved her fingers in his face and he grabbed her hand and kissed the knuckles. He said loud enough "Sounds like a plan." Kuma blushed but winked and headed to the stage once more.
Santa Baby,
So hurry down the chimney tonight
She sat on the stages edge like at the beginning and Neeya flew into her lap. She laughed and squeezed her tight.
Hurry down the chimney tonight
Seeing the curtain closing Kuma winked and waved.
Hurry!... Tonight!
The audience stood and cheered there heads off.
After awhile Shinra introduced the 'Drummer Boyz'. The curtain reopened again and on stage were three boys. The two on the ends had black and pink hair. The one in the middle, brown. They're backs were turned as the two on the ends began to play drums. Surprisingly, Laxus played a trumpet from above, where no one could see him but they knew he was there.
The one in the middle was little kid Romeo. He opened up his mouth and began singing and it was just the cutest thing! He was singing Little Drummer Boy.
Natsu and Gray drummed away on stage, as stiff as soldiers. People were surprised they didn't start fighting, but then again Erza was right there in the front row.
After that song, the roars were amazing! Kuma couldn't stop hugging the boy. He had admitted being nervous to her and so she was proud that he conquered his fear.
Next Erza started off a group performance by singing a song called "All I Want For Christmas is You." With all the ladies (Mira, Erza, Lucy, Kana, Levi, Kuma, Bisca, and Laki) dancing on stage and then they continued with an acapella lead by Levi named "Opera the Bells" and lastly a song called 8 Dayz of Christmas.
Surprisingly, Laxus and Gajeel performed as well, forced by Master Makarov. They sung a song called "This Christmas" and one of the lines said shake a hand. They had grabbed Lucy and Juvia and made them sing the rest of the song with them which was a touching sight since both girls were nervous but both sung wonderfully. At the end Natsu and Kuma sung one last song which was a touching moment that made the crowd shed some tears.
It was definently a program to remember.
Laxus heard the familiar steps of his demon partner as she bounded up the stairs with his little sister.
"Go! I promise he'll like it!"
"No he won't!"
Their bickering caught his attention but he just settled for waiting untill they came to the landing to interrogate them. As soon as Lucy's flustered person stepped onto the second floor, Kuma bolted downstairs to have her drinking contest with Kana. Lord knows it took some convincing to change Erza's mind.
Lucy looked at Laxus nervously and gulped. Taking a deep breath she walked over to the couch he was laid across and felt a blush coming to her cheeks when his left eye opened lazily.
"What is it, Blondie?"
She froze and then without warning quickly shoved a woven basket into his lap. He blinked in surprise and looked inside to see at least twenty strawberry shots that she always made and diffrent assortments of alcohal. She bent over and kissed his cheek and exclaimed "Merry Christmas!" Before trying to run away faster than his lightning.
A pull on her skirt stopped her.
"Have a drink with me." He said with a smirk, noticing how embarrased she was. She gulped and he pulled her into his lap. Lucy blushed as he passed her one of the shots. Grabbing one for himself, they unwrapped the plastic wrapping (she put alot of effort into this) and made a toast.
Lucy relaxed and drunk her shot back. She remembered when Juvia commented that they were way to comfortable with each other. "Juvia means, Laxus could kiss Lucy-chan and they would still be friends!" Juvia had said and Lucy held back the fact that he had done so. So. Many. Times.
"What are you doing tomorrow?" She asked, looking up at the man who seemed content. "Hunting." He replied and she scoffed.
"On Christmas?!"
"Mhmm."
Lucy gasped dramatically and sat her glass down on the table with a clink.
"No you will not! If you are then so will I." Laxus chuckled and she could feel the rumble of his chest. "It's not like Im working all day. Just at night. Usually the Raijinshu make me stay in and take a break. We open up a few gifts, eat, talk. You should come on over." He said suggestively and Lucy rolled her eyes when his hand carresed her slim abdomen.
"Ho Ho No." She said with a confident air around her, but didn't remove the lightning mage's hand. Laxus lips curled up into a wicked grin when his hand continued up so noticebly yet she didn't do anything. Just when his large hand almost reached its destination, Lucy stood smoothly with a coy smirk and winked.
"Not without a chase, Sparky."
Just then Mystogan appeared, snatching a request off the board. He nodded at the two and let out a small smirk. What was Lucy doing up here with one of the biggest perverts in Fairy Tail?
"Be careful, Ms. Lucy. Laxus might want a diffrent gift for Christmas. Oh and, give this to Kuma for me." He gave the blonde a wrapped box that was huge in size and dissappeared with a thank you and a small "Merry Christmas, Lucy. Perv." Laxus growled at the dissipating figure and Lucy laughed.
"What? The truth hurts!"
Laxus's response was a lightning bolt and Lucy expertly ducking before heading downstairs yelling "Rapist!" With a laugh which made Laxus's cheeks burn with anger and embarrasment.
Thats a Merry Christmas from the fairies!