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I don't own em, just like to play with them :)

Chapter Twenty-Seven

BPOV

The party after the party was amazing.

I was having a great time.

Alice and Rosalie were soaking up the attention of Emmett's friends and grinning at me like hyenas.

"Sooo lucky I have a man," Rosalie said to me as she joined me on the sofa.

I raised a brow at her and she laughed, she was slightly intoxicated, and I was glad she was having fun.

"Where's your hot man?" she asked leaning back, letting her head rest on the back of the chair.

"He's not my anything," I said although my eyes searched for Emmett among the small crush of people.

He was laughing loudly at something one of his buddies was saying, and I felt myself smiling along with him.

"Just admit you like him," Alice said flopping down next to us.

I groaned and looked at her, and she looked right back at me. I rolled my eyes and took a drink of my virgin piña colada.

"The two of you need to butt out of my life," I said.

"We're not butting in," Rosalie said, "We're just saying, it'll probably be healthier for the baby if you and Emmett play nice with each other."

Oh, she played the baby card. Sly witch.

"We're getting along just fine," I said with a frown at her. "Do you all think I'm a class-A bitch?"

"You are not exactly butterflies and kittens B," Alice said.

"I speak my mind, and I'm highly opinionated, doesn't make me a bitch," I said with a frown.

"I, personally have nothing against it," Rosalie said.

I looked over at her, "I'm sensing a but."

"But you haven't really gone out of your way to be nice to Emmett, and he's trying. I can tell," Rosalie said with a nod in his direction.

That wasn't true.

Emmett and I were getting along much better.

We may not have been besties, but we were working on it.

I swear.

"Go ask him to dance," Alice said with a dreamy sigh.

"Why don't you go dance?" I said. "I'm not really in a dancing mood."

"Well make yourself get in one," Rosalie snapped. "He hasn't danced with anyone in here tonight."

"He danced with you guys," I said stubbornly.

"Get your ass up Swan," Rosalie said already pulling me from the couch.

I swear, she would've made a good soldier at some point.

"Fine," I grumbled and cut my eyes at the two of them, who had sat back down and were waving at me with big grins on their faces.

Bitches.

I loved them so much.

I took a deep breath and made my way over to Emmett, catching James' wink as I continued on. I waved at him and moved closer to Emmett who was talking animatedly to the group of guys, and just as I was about to call his name, a woman in a red dress stepped up and threw her arms around him.

I literally froze, watching in slow motion as she threw her arms around his neck and kissed him.

Who the hell was this heffa?

And why did her kissing Emmett make me see red, and I wasn't talking about her damn dress.

-TA-

EmPOV

One minute I'm talking to the guys, and then they are lips pressed against mine.

Holy hell.

It was one hell of a kiss, I'd have to be dead to not admit that.

Who the hell was kissing me?

I broke away and looked down to see a smirking Jane.

"Jane?" I asked slightly bewildered.

"Ciao Emmett, stato un po 'non vero?" she said in flawless Italian.

"Cosa stai facendo qui?" I replied, while all my friends were busy making cat-calls and slapping me on my back good-naturedly.

"Questo quello che mi piacerebbe sapere," a voice behind us said.

I turned to find Bella standing there, her face devoid of all emotion, but her eyes were flashing.

Dangerously.

Crap.

Jane peered around me to look at Bella and a smile came over her face.

"Oh!" she exclaimed. "Is this the lovely Isabella I've heard about?"

"That's amazing as I've heard nothing about you," Bella replied dryly.

I rubbed my hands against my pants, the damn things were sweating up a storm.

"I'm Jane," the wraith of a woman said, stepping around me to offer her hand to Bella. "I've heard so many things about you, I just had to come and see for myself."

Bella's eyes flashed over to mine then back to Jane before she smiled slowly, "Well like I said, you've got me at an advantage. I know nothing about you."

Jane laughed, "Em and I go way back," she said giving me a wink.

Way back?

Was this woman insane?

We barely spoke to each other, other than to give sexual commands in bed.

Jane was still talking.

"How long have you two been dating?" she was asking Bella.

"We're not," Bella replied her frame rigid, expression stoic.

Jane's brows rose, "You're not? But I heard that you were...incinta, is that not true?"

I wanted to strangle her, this instant.

I was going to announce that tonight, how the hell did she find that out?

Bella's eyes widened and she glanced at me before turning back to Jane, "I don't see how any of that is your business."

Jane held her hands up, "I meant no harm," she said. "It was nice to meet you though Isabella, I'll let you get back to your party. Emmett," she nodded before moving away into the crowd.

I was too stunned to even move, those close to us had turned away giving us some semblance of privacy and were now starting to resume the chatter.

"Bella..." I said.

"Interesting friends you have," she said.

"She's not a friend," I said with a grimace.

"That greeting said otherwise," she replied.

She had seen the kiss.

I was going to kill Jane.

"What the hell just happened?" Rosalie said joining us.

"I just met one of Em's friends," Bella said, sweetly. Too sweetly.

"A friend?" Alice asked, a brow raised at me.

"No one important," I murmured wishing that I had security here.

"Hmm," Rosalie said. "You good B?"

"I'm fine," Bella said nodding. "Wanna dance Em?"

"Don't call me that," I snapped and she laughed.

"Fine by me," she said grabbing my hand and leading me off to dance.

I breathed a sigh of relief and let her lead.

At least this part of the night was fun.

-TA-

JPOV

I really wanted to slap the stupid out of Emmett.

How could he not have known that bitch Jane would not make an appearance?

The little weasel was there to draw blood.

Bella's.

Ever since Bella had dropped unceremoniously into Emmett's life, things had started changing.

For the better I might add, and that included no more sordid affair with little Ms. Jane.

And word around the socialites, was that the woman was pissed.

And you know that saying, Hell hath no fury...well you know the rest, well I believe that Jane was going to create a stink.

Dammit.

"Hey, you'll give yourself wrinkles," a voice behind me said.

I started and turned to find a very handsome, albeit young man before me.

Well hello there.

"I'm too young for wrinkles," I said with a smirk.

The hottie blushed, so fucking cute.

"I'm James," I said sticking my hand out.

He blushed again, and I grinned, "I'm Alec."

"Nice to meet you Alec," I said.

I looked away from him and saw Jane glaring at me.

Et tu bitch?

I didn't like her and she knew it.

The dislike we had for each other was probably the only thing we agreed on mutually.

Alec cleared his throat, drawing my attention back to him, "Sorry," I murmured, "Got distracted."

"She's very pretty," he said looking over in Jane's direction.

I scoffed, "Some people believe that snakes are pretty too."

"She an ex?" he asked.

"God no," I sputtered. "Thankfully, I'm gay."

That felt good to say, I silently thanked Bella for outing me to Emmett because now I felt as though I were free to just be me.

"Really?" he asked, his eyes as wide as saucers.

Did I mention this guy was cute?

I nodded giving him a smile.

"Me too?" he said so quietly I nearly missed it.

"Well...wanna dance?" I asked with a grin.

He gave me an answering grin and took my hand.

Jane was forgotten, for the time being.

A/N: Meh...not how I wanted it to go, but my brain is in vacation mode (which ends Tuesday *sobs*) but hopefully you enjoy it anyway :D

Translations: Ciao Emmett, stato un po 'non vero? - Hello Emmett, it's been a while hasn't it?

Cosa stai facendo qui? - What are you doing here?

Questo quello che mi piacerebbe sapere - That's what I'd like to know.

Incinta- pregnant

And remember Bella was engaged to an Italian, and she was/is a lawyer so she's learnt Italian...I'll talk about that next time though so no one's confused :)

Oh...and my favorite little story stalker jessa76 is the only person who guessed correctly as to who the unknown persons are. Muhahahaha.

Gonna go back to bed now. *besos* ~ Riney