A/N: Hey guys! Thank you for the reviews :) This story is for sunshine who asked for all of the CSIs getting drunk. This is quite possibly the most random story I've ever written, there's no plotline just fluffy friendship XD Slight mentions of GSR and a little M/M action, but you'll have to see ;)

Summary – The CSIs decide to welcome Greg into the family by going out and getting drunk. What secrets will be revealed? Fluffy Crack Fic!

Drunken Ramblings

It was the night of Greg's promotion, he was officially a CSI level 1, and the entire team – even Grissom – had gone to a hotel bar for celebratory drinks. Alcohol had been flowing freely all night, ranging from beers to whiskey to some pretty strong Vodka shots. Soon enough, everyone was more than a bit drunk, and even Grissom found himself a little tipsy – he supposed it would be good for him to let go a little every once in a while and join in with his colleagues.

"Greg, Greg you should totally make a speech!" Nick slurred.

"Yeah, speech, speech!" Warrick chanted.

"Alright, alright" Greg said with a wave as he stood up and held up his beer "I jus' wanna thank all you guys for helping me get this far…because we all know, one day I will ultimately rise to power and destroy Ecklie and his minions!" he raised his bottle in triumph and the other's cheered "I am officially CSI Sanders! But ya'll can just call me Greg, except Sara, you can call me Sexy" he said pointing at the brunette with a wink.

"Sure thing, Sexy" Sara giggled as Greg plopped back down on his seat.

"You can't call him that" Catherine insisted as she gently tapped Sara's arm "I thought you liked…"

"Pancakes!" Sara interrupted her "I like pancakes" she mumbled before taking another sip of her beer and glaring at Catherine.

"I'm gunna get the next round" Nick pronounced and stumbled off towards the bar.

"We better go with him" Warrick said, ushering Greg out the booth. Sara went too.

"Cath, what did you mean when you said Sara liked someone?" Grissom asked curiously.

Catherine sighed and rest her head on the back of the seat closing her eyes "Fine, but you have to promise you won't tell Grissom" she slurred.

"Fine, I promise" Grissom replied.

"Sara likes Grissom, I mean it's sooo obvious" Catherine said.

"It is?" Grissom frowned.

"Yes!" Catherine insisted "But it's a secret, okay?"

"Right, okay" Grissom said, taking another sip of his drink.

Meanwhile at the bar, Nick, Warrick, Greg and Sara were all leaning heavily on the frame and laughing at each other.

"Sara! Why didn't you tell Grissom that you love him?" Warrick asked.

"Because I don't!" Sara insisted.

"Whatever" Nick scoffed "Sara and Grissom sitting in a tree, K – I – S….S…Z…etcetera, I forget the rest" he said waving his hand dismissively.

"I dare you to tell him" Greg said "I …the highest number I can think of dare you"

"Fine, but only if…I dare you kiss Nick!" Sara retorted.

"What! No way" Nick exclaimed.

"Hey, I am a total catch thank you very much" Greg said placing a hand on his chest.

"Do it!" Warrick encouraged "Nick, I will pay you a thousand dollars…"

"You don't have a thousand dollars!" Nick countered.

"You don't know nothing about me" Warrick argued "haven't you ever been bi curious, Nicky?"

"No!" Nick retorted "And I'll never…"

"Oh for God sakes" Greg said impatiently, before grabbing Nick's collar and pulling the older man towards him so their lips crashed together.

Warrick and Sara just stood in shock for a moment before laughing and wolf whistling at the other two CSIs.

"There! Now where's my thousand bucks?" Greg demanded as he pulled away. Nick was left looking shocked and speechless.

"Erm…is Monopoly okay?" Warrick teased.

"Oh my God, that was so magical" Sara added as she pretended to wipe away a tear.

"Greg, you jerk!" Nick said thumping the younger man's arm "Don't do that ever again! I mean I love you man, but not like that!"

"I know, I know" Greg said waving his hand "I just want Sara to tell Grissom because she deserves to be happy like I'm happy when I get delivered Blue Hawaiian!"

"Which is hidden where, by the way?" Warrick asked.

Greg just folded his arms and nodded his head "Not telling you" he said childishly.

"Tell us!" Sara said with a smile before tickling Greg's ribs.

"No, I'll never tell you where the treasure is!" Greg managed to cry between giggles as he tried to squirm free.

"Well, then I'm gunna have to pick you up…." Nick said, before not so carefully flinging Greg over his shoulder "And I won't put you down until you tell us"

"Fine!" Greg conceded as he folded his arms in a huff "It's under the sink in the break room, hidden behind my stack of porn…"

"Ewww, you keep porn at work, in the break room of all places?!" Sara grimaced in disgust.

"Tis true" Nick slurred as he put Greg down on the floor, and the young man wobbled on his feet for a few moments "he says he likes to move it around, right Greggo?"

"Right" Greg nodded his head "'m not sharing"

The four younger CSI finally picked up the drinks and made their way back over to Catherine and Grissom. Catherine appeared to be laughing at something hysterically whilst Grissom looked awfully confused.

"What's so funny, Cath?" Warrick asked as they sat down and handed around the drinks "Did you see Nick and Greg kiss too?!"

Grissom nearly spit out his drink "What?" he exclaimed.

"Hey, we are never to speak of that, ever again" Nick stressed sloshing his beer around for emphasis.

"Yeah, I'd only rate it a four out of ten anyways, slobber mouth" Greg mumbled and Nick playfully punched his arm, although Greg moaned about it anyway.

"Well as happy as I am for Bonnie and Clyde – not specifying who is who - that wasn't why I was laughing" Catherine said as she calmed herself.

"Well, what was it then?" Sara asked "C'mon, we wanna be in on the joke!"

"It really wasn't that funny" Grissom mumbled as he took a sip of his drink.

"Oh, don't be so modest" Catherine said patting his chest "this chick just came over and asked for Grissom's number, way too young for him, so he just starts lecturing her about how she should stay in school and have higher ambitions in life then hanging around in bars" she started giggled again "I'm telling you, it was like he was her freakin' dad!"

"What, Grissom?" Warrick said incredulously "I always thought he was a secret ladies' man, you know, into some real weird stuff cos he likes bugs so much…"

"Guys! I am still here you know" Grissom said sounding offended "I'm still your boss too"

"Oh, lighten up" Sara said "We're supposed to be celebrating Greg becoming one of the family!"

"Yeah, he's our ickle baby CSI" Nick teased as he put on a childish voice and pinched Greg's cheek.

"Laugh all you want" Greg said batting his hand away "But I'll always be younger and taller than you, so suck it!" and with that he rested the side of his head on the table and closed his eyes.

"Pft, what a light weight" Nick jibed.

"Aww we tired baby out" Warrick continued to tease and went to stroke Greg's hair, when Greg suddenly whipped his head round and clamped his teeth down on Warrick's hand. The older CSI let out an undignified yelp, snapping his hand away and rubbing it furiously "He bit me!" Warrick exclaimed in disbelief "the little spaz bit me!"

"I told you when we first met" Greg mumbled, his head still on the table "my number one rule, never ever touch the hair" he said pointing to his head, and then slamming his hand back down on the table.

"It's true, Warrick" Sara chimed in "He reminds us of that at least once a day"

Warrick just continued to sulk and edged a little away from Greg after that.

"Man, I'm bored of this place" Nick complained as he propped his head in his hand "Let's go someplace else!"

The other's agreed and after waking up a very sulky Greg, they headed out the back of the hotel.

"Hey, a pool!" Catherine exclaimed as if the others weren't able to spot it for themselves.

It was becoming the early hours of the morning, and the CSIs were some of the last few staggering around. The pool looked really tranquil, the shimmering waters reflecting off the various vibrant coloured lights, giving a dancing rainbow effect on the surface.

"I say, we use it to welcome Greg, properly" Nick said. The young CSI was so out of it at this point he didn't even protest this time when Nick threw him over his shoulder again "Greg, we are all so very proud of you, it's time to cleanse you of your geeky lab rat aura and officially make you one of the cool kids"

With that, Nick flung Greg off his shoulder, and the young man hit the water with an almighty crash. All the other CSIs laughed hysterically as the young man resurfaced, a fountain of water spewing from his mouth.

"My hair!" Greg cried in annoyance "God damn it, Nick!"

"Oh, c'mon it was just pay back for earlier" the Texan teased "besides, it looks like fun" and then Nick jumped into the water himself, and Greg immediately started splashing him.

"Hey, wait for us!" Warrick said, scooping Catherine up into his arms bridle style.

"No, Warrick!" Catherine protested, but she laughed all the same, as the male CSI plunged them into the water.

"Sometimes I feel more like a babysitter than a supervisor" Grissom mumbled to Sara, but she gave him a lopsided smile.

"It's not very often they get to hang out like this" Sara pointed out as she watched the others splashing around. "…does look kind of fun though, doesn't it?" she said raising an eyebrow at Grissom.

"Yeah…I guess" the supervisor shrugged.

"Then why are you still stood here?!" Sara asked with a laugh. She pushed Grissom into the water much to the older man's surprise and then jumped in herself.

"Woo, now it's a party!" Nick called.

Greg sighed in content as he rested his head on Sara's shoulder "I love you guys" he mumbled.

"We love you too, Greggo" Sara said "Once again, welcome to the family"

And as the CSIs continued to swim around with each other, their minds never strayed to work – not even Grissom's – as they simply basked in just all being together, feeling more carefree than they had in a long time, and not having to worry about the gruesome cases they'd have to face the next day. They truly were a family, and that was all that mattered.

Okay so, quite obviously OOCness due to being drunk, and I hope this made you smile at least once XD Definitely the weirdest one I've written, I was maybe a little drunk myself when I wrote it… no, I wasn't I promise :P

We're back to Greg Angst next which will be better than this I promise XD

Prompts and reviews would be great :) Xx