WOW I am amazed at all the feedback I have gotten! Every fav, review, and follow counts and I'm so happy you guys like my story ;-; I'm gonna respond to the reviews noooow so you can skip this part if you want.

lianacat; ahaha thank you! yeah i was debating whether or not to have him say "babe" but i thought it was cute and badass at the same time so i kept it ;-;

mysterious; yes and no? i got the title from the anime but i have never seen it or really know any of the plot! my friend likes it and i thought that the title would be cute ahaha

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Thank you guys so much! I am so happy you like it. :) This chapter doesn't really have much fluff (or funny really) but it's just moving the plot along. Bear with me, omg!

The two boys walked side by side, pushing the doors out as they went outside.

"Can you believe him? The nerve of that…that no good- and the ridiculous notion that we of all people would be doing—that—"

"I didn't think it was that crazy." Shit, why the fuck did I just say that? You fool. Kevin tried to change the subject to distract Double D's mind from analyzing his comment too much.

"Oh hey, so like…you workin' Saturday?" Kevin asked. Double D started working at a footwear retailer during the summer when his mother insisted on him gaining some real-world experience before he had to start filling out college applications. She suggested he work in retail; after all, shouldn't everyone? He didn't object to her request, even though he would have preferred to spend the summer studying, it was nice to earn some spending money. Even though the school year started a month ago, he kept the job. He liked his coworkers enough and the pay was decent.

"Yes, I open the store Saturday morning. Why do you ask?"

"Oh, well…I just wanted to know if you could help me pick out some shoes? Like…okay…the last ones I got sucked ass—" Edd shot him a knowing look (Yeah, I know, language—Kevin shot a knowing look of his own right back) "And I apparently don't know what the fu—what I'm doing. And I'll be really piss—uh, really mad if I fu—screw up? Again." He took a deep breath. Shit, that was hard.

Edd giggled. He giggled, what the fuck? "I'd be happy to supply my services, Kevin,"
Hell yes I want you to supply your services "My shift ends at 4.30 p.m. We can meet outside of the store, and when we decide on some suitable footwear, you can take advantage of my employee discount."

"Oh, woah, hey, i-it's not like I want it or anything. I asked you because you're…you know…good at what you do? I guess," he stumbled over his words. Why is it so hard to talk to him sometimes?

"Ah, thank you for the compliment, Kevin. I knew ever since I was a lad that I dreamed of serving in footwear." He gave that sly little grin he always gives when he thinks he's being clever.

Kevin chuckled. "Heh, whatever man. Want me to bring you lunch or something on Saturday?"

"That's very nice of you, Kevin. I would love to have lunch with you."

Kevin rolled out of bed at around 10.30, after awaking from a rather suggestive dream about a hamburger. Man, I really want some food. He checked his alarm clock, 10.38. Double D's already been at work for an hour. He missed his opportunity to text Double D before work, so he'll just have to text him now and hope he takes a break before his lunch. He groped his way around his mattress until he found his mobile device.

Sent: 10.03 A.M To: Double Dork

"ay what do u want from mcdonald's tho"

He pressed send and waited for the reply, whenever it may be.

What do I even do with my life for three hours, Kevin wondered. He decided to turn on the television and see if anything good was on. Flipping, flipping, flipping; cartoons, ugly cartoon, news, golf? Hell nah… teen show, teen show, some baby show, celebrity news program… oh hell yes, basketball highlights from last night. Choice.

An hour later his phone buzzed.

Sent: 11.27 From: Double Dork

"If you insist upon fast food, I will have a Chicken McNugget Happy Meal with unsalted French fries. Feel free to keep the toy provided with the meal. My lunch is scheduled for 1:00 p.m. Also, if it isn't too much trouble, may I please have a jawbreaker from your garage? Thank you kindly. - DD"

Sent: 11.29 From: Double Dork

"Also, you really should be eating better. – DD"

Sent: 11.30 To: Double Dork

"o k mom. Drink?"

Sent: 11.31 From: Double Dork

"Just an ice water, please. Much obliged. – DD "

Sent: 11.31 To: Double Dork

"noted. see u soon"

At 12.30, Kevin got up from his sofa and decided to start the long journey to the mall. Well, it wasn't that long. It was only like ten minutes. Kevin opened the door to the garage and grabbed a jawbreaker from the many piles in the garage. He probably has a toothbrush in his pocket or something, heh. Is that a toothbrush in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? Stuffing the jawbreaker in his backpack, he opened the garage door and advanced to his precious baby, his motorcycle.

He put his helmet on and started his motorcycle, speeding out of the cul-de-sac and onto the suburban roads.

It was around 12.45 when Kevin got to the mall. It He had just enough time to get lunch from the food court and bring it to Double D. Awesome, he thought. I'm perfect. He meandered his way to the food court and stood in line for Mickey D's, waiting patiently. After two orders, the cashier's "next?" was aimed at him.

"Okay, like…can I haaaave…..uhh…" shit, why was ordering from McDonald's so hard? He decided to start with Double D's order. "Okay, I'll have a Chicken McNugget happy meal…and can I get unsalted fries with that?"

The cashier just looked at him with a fuck you oh my god look on her face and replied, "I guess we have to make a whole new batch for you, then. Expect to wait like ten minutes."

He grimaced. "Oh, thanks…sorry about that….and…I'll get a Big Mac meal," noticing the look on the cashier's face, he quickly added "and uh I guess I'll have unsalted fries with that too…since…you have to make a new batch…" Jesus, why did Double Dork have to be so high maintenance? Who the fuck gets unsalted fries? You're already eating at McDonald's, you've pretty much thrown in the towel at this point, might as well go big or go home.

"Medium or large?"

What the fuck kind of question was that? "Large, of course." He replied, giving her a weird look of his own. What do I look like, a pansy?

"Your total is 12.53, sir." Kevin took out his wallet and slipped her a $20. She gave Kevin his change. "Your number is 808." She said, handing him the receipt. Dripping with venom, she added, "Have a nice day."

As soon as 808 was called (which took a while), Kevin grabbed the food and hightailed it to the shoe store. It was 1.05 and oh god Double D started his lunch already and he was waiting on him and Double Dweeb was probably starving, even though it was actually Edd's fault that he was running late because of his stupid fucking special fries

"Hi, welcome to –"

"Where's Double D? Er, I mean…Edd….? Eddwar…d?" He had no idea what his coworkers called him, but he assumed it wasn't Double D. He immediately felt guilty for interrupting the poor girl (Double D's voice in his head scolded him "If you ever interrupt an employee who is trying to speak to you, then you are quite possibly the rudest person in existence." )

"Oh, he's in the back. Are you his boyfriend?"

Why the fuck would you ask that to someone? I could be his evil non-identical twin brother or something. Weirdo. "Oh, no, uh, I'm just his friend. I'm….bringing him lunch." And he's not going to eat it if you don't tell me where he is, you ass.

"Ah," she replied. "He's in the back." She pointed to where the stockroom was located and gave him a wave. Kevin rushed back into the "employees only" area and looked around for Double D. He was sitting down, reading. Of course he's reading.

"Oh, look who decided to show up." Double D commented with a smirk.

"Hey, I would've been here on time and with time to spare if it wasn't for your dumb special snowflake fries. Who the hell gets unsalted fries?"

"As a matter of fact, plenty of people do. Now if you don't mind, I am rather hungry." Kevin put the bag on the table and rolled his eyes.

"Yeah well, chick guilt-tripped me into getting salt-free fries, so, I guess I eat them now. Thanks a lot." Double D took out a checkered gingham hankerchief and placed it on the table. "This table is filthy. Always has been, always will be. Filthy, filthy, filthy."

Kevin looked up from his sexy burger. "So clean it, dork." he said, although it sounded more like "Spho cwahn it", but Double D knew what he was saying.

Edd cringed but didn't comment on Kevin's obvious disregard for basic table manners. "Sadly, I don't have enough time to clean this room. I wish I did." He separated his chicken nuggets and put them in rows of two. "By the way, how much do I owe you?"

"Nothin, bro. I got it. Payback for Thursday." Kevin shrugged. " 'S what friends are for."

Edd beamed. "Thank you Kevin, b-but it was really nothing…"

The two boys talked and laughed until it was 1.30 and time for Double D to get back to work.

"I'll see you at 4.30, correct?" Double D asked, washing his hands.

"I guess. What am I going to do until then?" Kevin leaned against the wall with his hands in his pockets.

Edd blinked. "Golly Kevin, I don't know. I don't know anyone who comes to the mall and spends three hours here. How are you going to kill time in a shopping mall of all places?"

"Okay, roll back the attitude. I'll just go check out a movie or something." Double D giggled. He giggled again, what the fuck.

The two friends exited the break room. They started to part ways, Double D returning to the computer to clock back into work and Kevin exiting the store. Double D waved at Kevin and Kevin waved right back.

"See you later, Double Dork."

Kevin walked toward the movie theater, hoping to catch the new superhero movie that he's already seen twice.

This chapter wasn't too…fluffy? I guess, but that will change in chapter three. UM, I'm getting real nervous that I'm ooc writing for Kevin? I've only watched one EEnE episode recently so I'm just going off of what I remember ;; ahaha if you liked it please review! Reviews make me more motivated to write so if you liked it I would really love to know (and tell me what you laughed at omg I love when people tell me what they laughed at)!