It was another awesome Monday Night Raw as Chris Jericho, The Ayatollah of Rock 'n Rolla, was in the locker room preparing for his match against Dolph Ziggler tonight. John Cena then walked in waving at Chris. Chris only glared at John while he pulled up his knee pads.
"Hey Chris!" John said chipperly.
"What the hell do you want Cena? Here to pester me again?" Jericho asked angrily.
"Damn. I was just sayin' hi. No need to get your panties in a bunch." John replied a little taken aback by Chris' response. Chris sighed annoyed.
"Well I'm busy so get to your point. I have a match soon." Chris ordered as he and John sat down on a bench together.
"Are you a virgin?" John asked quietly. Chris only looked at the younger man stupidly.
"Really?" Chris scoffed. "I'm 41 John, of course I'm not a virgin. Now if you'll excuse me-"
"Wait!" John interrupted. "When'd you lose it?" He asked curiously. Chris sighed.
"John. Now isn't the time to be discussing this." Jericho replied and tried to leave but John blocked the door to prevent him from leaving.
"No Chris! You tell me! Unless... You're still a virgin!" Cena gasped sighed annoyed once again. John was acting like an idiot.
"Well, if you really must know it was a long time ago. I went to this party, it was... Unsuitable for children..." Chris began. John's eyes widened in interest.
"Was it an orgy?"
"I'm not saying it was." Chris replied.
"So it was?" John prompted. "Chris you dog!" He said turning red.
"Yeah so what about you?" Jericho asked as he ran his hand through his dirty blond hair. He was just trying to move this conversation along.
"Well." John began, "I don't like to talk about it. But I was raped." He said quietly. The locker room was quiet.
"Oh." Chris replied, unable to think of a more proper response.
"Yeah." John said rubbing the back of his neck.
"I'm sorry." Chris said putting a firm hand on John's shoulder.
"Good luck on your match." John said before leaving Chris alone in the locker room. Chris shook his head confused.
Why did John bring up this topic anyway?