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She must have missed me, Merlin knows I missed her. Ron thought as he strode through the Castle. He fingered the ring in his pocket. We are meant to be together, she'll say yes. All you have to do is smile at her and drop down to one knee. It'll be easy.

Upon reaching her office door, Ron opened it and walked into the room – he didn't even knock.

"How can I help you Mr. Weasley?" Hermione sighed. She didn't want to deal with his juvenile infatuation at the moment.

"It's just Ron." The ginger flashed her, what he thought to be, his most charming smile.

Hermione frowned, he was mush to happy about something and the something seemed to be directed at her. She did not appreciate that.

Ron walked around her desk and dropped to one knee.

Hermione groaned internally. Please do not be what I think this is.

"Hermione Miriam Granger, marry me." Ron grinned foolishly.

And it is. Hermione shook her head. "No."

Ron was gob smacked. "What?"

"You heard me." Hermione stood up and, walking to the door, opened it. "I have no intention of re-marrying, least of all you."

"What is your problem?!" Ron jumped to his feet, red-faced. "We are meant to be together!"

"No we're not." Hermione smiled sadly, mind far away, in another time. "You can't even get my name right."

Ron growled. "Then what is your name?"

"Hermione Miriam McGonagall Gryffindor."

"I can't believe you cheated on me with that man whore." Ron sneered. "But I'll take you and his spawn anyway."

Hermione's magic crackled around her, lifting her hair. "I have never cheated on anyone. We were never together. I have only seen you as a little brother."

"Did you spread your legs for Slytherin too, like the whore you are?" Ron, never one to take rejection well, spat.

"You will leave, Mr. Weasley, now." Hermione lifted her hand, her magic swirling around it. "Or I will remover you from the premises – permanently."

"You can't do that."

With a flick of her wrist, Hermione sent her magic toward Ron. It wrapped around him and forced him to follow her. Hermione kept silent the entire walk to the gates, even with Ron screaming obscenities and accusations at her the entire time.

When they reached the gates, Hermione turned to Ron. "I am open to us being friends again, but that is it. I will never marry you."

"I don't want to be friends." Ron growled.

"Fine, if that's your choice…" Hermione flicked her wrist and sent him through the open gates. They banged closed behind him. "You are henceforth barred from even entering Hogwarts. The banishment does not pass down to your children, if you have any, they will be free to walk the hallowed halls of our great School. But never you. Even when you are dead and the skin has slipped from your bones, you will still be barred entry onto these grounds."

The gates glowed gold for a moment, sealing her spell into place for eternity.

Ron paled, he hadn't thought that Hermione could actually do what she had threatened.

Hermione turned her back on him and apparated to her rooms. She was going to have to owl Harry and tell him what happened, he would tell the rest of the Order. She would tell the teachers in a few hours when they had their staff meeting.

A tear ran down Ron's cheek and crashed onto the dirt. Because of his selfishness, he had lost one of his best friends. Maybe she had been married to Godric Gryffindor, how else could she apparate inside the Castle and cast that powerful of a spell on Hogwarts itself. He knew that he had screwed up worse than when he abandoned Harry and Hermione during the War. He was going to have to tell Harry what he had done.

Ron bowed his head, he wouldn't blame Harry if he lost two friends over this.