Chapter note: the "BBW" stands for the "Big, Bad Wolf" and will be part of a sort of scattered series of Bad-Wolf-Rose-Tyler and Bad Wolf Bay / Dårlig Ulv Stranden limericks. If you're not on the Rose x Ten ship, then sorry in advance.
A couple was visiting the Bay:
One less substantial for the day.
He burned up a star,
And left quite the scar...
(It's unfortunate he couldn't stay.)