AN: I'm in agony guys, I wanna post the next few chapter so bad it almost hurt lol jkJ But seriously, I can't wait for you guys to read the up coming ones. I proof read them to my sister and she was laughing her butt off. Well, she is younger, but I hope you guys think they're just as funny! Anyways, This is a slow chapter, I just thought I should do it separately, but since it's so boring, I'll post the next one soon.

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Chapter Four: I got who?!

Jay's POV

I woke up that morning with a start, rushing down to breakfast with my laptop, excited to see who my boyfriend of two years would be. I quickly poured myself some Lucky Charms, quickly eating the marshmallows so they wouldn't ruin my poor milk. While I ate I logged onto my computer and went to the Marauders fanpage.

Oh. My. Gosh….I have never wanted to puke so badly. The website was just disturbing. Pictures of the four boys doing everything. Eating, quidditch, pranking, there was even one of Potter sleeping! Disgusted with these girls, I quickly went onto the love test section of the page.

The questions were simple, are you hot? Favorite color? Hobbies ect. I filled out the test as fast as possible and waited for my results, promised to me in two minutes. As I waited I could have sworn I heard an air horn followed by shrieking. I really needed to sleep more.

As I watched the screen my mom walked in and greeted me good morning.

"I'm glad to see you're eating finally, your father and I were starting to get worried." She confessed as she made herself coffee.

"Oh, don't worry mother," I laughed. "I just needed to get my stomach used to muggle food."

"That's odd," Mom mussed. "The Evans family said that Lily was eating as usual, inhaling everything."

I frowned at the thought of Mom going that far to question my eating habits, I needed to be more discreet.

"Well, you know Lily," I joked weakly, "always eating, well I need to go get dressed." And with that I sprinted up the stairs.

Before I did anything I ran to my bathroom and locked the door. Taking a deep breath I walked up to the toilet and shoved my fingerss down my throat, letting my Lucky Charms come right back up. I flushed my stomachs former contents and walked to the sink to brush my teeth. I sighed as I finished and looked at my face. All I could see was fat, everywhere.

I had never meant to let it get this far, my dieting, but what those Slytherin girls said really opened my eyes. I started setting weight goals, using healthy dieting and quidditich to help me get there, but as I I hit my growth spurt, my weight only went up, and I went to extreme measures, my current goal was 100 pounds. But judging by my size I figured I should once again lower it, I took a pen and quickly scribbled down 95 onto my wrist as a reminder. Afterwards I took a quick shower and dressed in a pair of black shortie shorts, and a white slouchy shirt with a sequined black cross on the front. I stuck in a black belly ring, since if I raised my arms even the slightest it would be shown. And then out in four diamond earrings. I then pulled my hair into a very lose messy bun. I had to smile seeing the green in the bottom half. I honestly didn't care if people thought it was weird. I loved it.

I quickly put on my now signature gray and black smoky eye and eye liner before running down the stair to check on my test results.

I eagerly ran to the computer, desperate to see. I regretted looking at it in an instant. No, I was imagining things. I double checked and was horrified to see I had read right. In that moment I let out the biggest blood curdling scream possible.

Sabrina's POV

I answered the final question on the test and proceeded to eagerly gulp down my coffee before sprinting up stairs to change into a floral sundress with a sweetheart neckline that came to mid thigh. I proceeded to do my make up with my normal brown smoky eye and eye liner. I left my hair down in soft curls and grabbed my purse before heading to my computer to check my results.

I grinned. "Take that ladies." I thought to myself before running out the door to head to Lily's.

Hadassah's POV.

I jumped out of bed at the speed of light and took the fastest shower ever. I had to know my results! As soon as I got out of the shower I ran a brush threw my hair, and pulled on a ruffled white lace skirt, a brown belt, and a tucked in teat tank top with a blue jean vest. I quickly applied my makeup and sprinted down the stair after I grabbed my Smart Phone. Not wanting to waste anytime, I snatched a granola bar and started out to Lily's house, taking the test on my phone as I went.

A triumphant grin slipped onto my face as I checked my results while walking into the house. "This is going to be easy."

I spotted Brina perched on the island in the kitchen and headed over to her.

"Hey Brina, Lily up yet?" I asked, bursting to rub it in the girls faces.

"Nah, I was going to go up and wake her, care to join?" Brina offered, a smirk on her face that would make Jay proud.

"Do you know me at all my darling? Let's go!" and with that we raced up to Lily's room, evil plans to wake her running through our heads.

"Awww," Brina crooned as we looked down on Lily, "she's so cute, I'd just hate to wake her." I had to agree, Lily was curled up in a ball hugging a pillow, an adorable smile on her face. Lily had a serious cuddling problem, something we endlessly teased her about.

Lost in my thoughts, I failed to notice Sabrina climbing onto Lily's bed, pulling and air horn out of her purse and holding her Smart Phone out to take a picture. (Why she had an air horn is beyond me.) First, she took a picture of our sleeping Lilypad, then slipped the air horn by her ear. The effect was amazing, I barley had time to cover my ears I was laughing so hard. Lily had jumped several feet in the ear, screaming her lungs off, a crazed expression on her face. By the time she had realized what had happened, Brina and I were rolling on the floor in laughter, tears streaming down our faces.

"That-gasp-was bloo-gasp-dy-gasp-awesome!" I chocked out.

"Man I can feel a six pack coming on!" Brina laughed out.

Lily didn't share our amusement.

"Your prats! You almost gave me a effin' heart attack!" she shrieked, her face going red. But I was laughing to hard to care, even when she stormed to her bathroom to get ready.

By the time Brina and I had managed to calm down Lily walked out in ripped up skinny jeans, black flip flops, and a tight sequined green tank top. She had on her smokey eye and eyeliner with her hair in a lose side braid. She looked good.

I gave her a smile of approval. Out of the three of us, Lily had always been the worst about her looks, preferring to spend the time studying instead; I was pretty proud to see her finally paying attention to herself.

We all headed back to the kitchen, muffling laughter as Lily's sister, Petunia, Sprinted out of the kitchen with a repulsed look on her face.

"Good to see you to Tuney darling!" Brina yelled at her, Petunia in response let out a shriek, horrified one of 'our lot' had addressed her.

We laughed and joked around as we waited for Lily to finish her test and for Jay to arrive so we could share our results.

"NO!" Brina and I whirled around to face Lily, who had a horrified expression on her face.

"What is it? Who'd you get?" I demanded, knowing that she hadn't gotten Lupin judging by her horror.

Lily just shook her head, "Let's wait till Jay gets here before we tell each other." she muttered, obviously not wanting to discuss it.

"Aye, speak of the devil, where is Jay?" Brina questioned.

I just shrugged, "Probably over slept again." I replied.

We were once again distracted as an ear piercing scream went off. I knew that voice anywhere. Jay.

Lily cackled madly. "I think she got her results." She laughed.

About to minutes later Jay burst through the door, a furious expression on her face.

"I GOT BLACK! FREAKING SIRIUS BLACK! WHAT KINDA SICK AND TWISTED JOKE IS THIS!?" Jay roared, her face near purple.

I couldn't take it anymore, I was rolling on the floor laughing my butt off. Of course Jay would get the Marauder she hated most. I suddenly remembered Lily, and asked her who she got.

Lily's laughter was replaced with a scowl as she shared her news. "I got Potter." She mumbled. Yep, I was going to die from the irony here. This time it was only me and Brina who laughed, Jay sharing Lily's pain on the subject.

"Sucks to suck guys! I got Lupin!" Brina crowed in glee, I froze…What?

"Wait, I got Lupin though…" The room went dead silent at this,

"Well," Jay began. "there's only one way to solve this."

Brina and I looked at each other, we raised our fists in sync and…

"ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS, SHOOT!." I swore under my breath. I had freaking Pettigrew!

Lily's POV

I just laughed at Dessah's miserable face. It's not that Pettigrew's as bad as Black or Potter, but anyone would take Lupin over those three.

Wait…Potter. Crap. How the heck was I, Lily Evans, resident bookworm, supposed to make James Potter fall in love with me? I glanced at Jay to see a similar expression to mine. I almost had to feel bad for her. Her and Black fought as much as me and Potter, except Black was completely prejudiced against Slytherins.

"OK girls, we have some serious work to do." Dessah's voiced my thoughts perfectly.

"No kidding, how the heck am I supposed to make Black fall for me?" Jay groaned.

"Simple, we are going to spend the rest of this summer working on how to act around them and the rest of the school." Brina said with a confident smile.

I sighed. "Well my Angels, let's get to work." The disgusted expression on Jay's face at the name cheered me up immediately.

-LE-LE-LE-LE-LE-

I let out a sigh as I collapsed in my bed. We had spent the entire day practicing how to act, catching up on schoolwork, learning how to choose clothes, walk in heels,and much much more. All in all, I was exhausted.

I couldn't sleep however, as my mind was on a certain hazel eyed boy. I was honestly worried. How the heck was I supposed to make James Potter fall for me? In second year, I sadly had a small crush on him, but that ended when he began bullying people.

I groaned and rolled on my side, sleep finally hitting me. As I of the messy haired boy.

Coming up in chapter Five:

The girls come to the Hogwarts express.

Our Angels cause an uproar and a wrestling match.

The girls have their first confrontation with our dear Marauders.

AN: So, what did you think? I am so excited for you guys to read chapter five, I think I might die! Well, until next time! Review!