Santino finished his match with the strike of his cobra and walked backstage. Kane approached him, a hateful expression on the man's face.
"Uh... Hello Kane." Santino chirped. Kane continued to glare not saying anything. Santino glared back, furrowing his unibrow.
"Guys in the locker room said that you could kick my ass." Kane sneered.
"W-what guys?" Santino stuttered in fear. Kane grabbed Santino by his singlet straps and lifted him off the ground.
"The Raw superstars." Kane growled.
"O-oh. I never said anything a-about you, my dear friend Kane." Santino said an octave higher than his regular voice. His singlet was riding in his crotch. Violently, Kane threw Santino down and grabbed a steel chair ready to strike. All of a sudden, John Cena appeared in front of the high pitched Santino.
"Kane... Shouldn't you be... I dunno, somewhere else?" John asked.
"No. I have to kick Santino's ass." Kane said.
"Why?" John asked then looking over only to see Santino silently escaping.
"Where the hell are you going?" Kane bellowed running over to pick up Santino by his straps again.
"Let me goooo!" Santino screamed as John tried not to giggle.
"I have to kick your ass." Kane said pissed. Santino shot pleading looks at Cena.
"Save me!" He yelled to John.
"Why?" John asked. Kane smirked, a glint of evil in his eye then threw down Santino.
"Leave." Kane sneered.
"Excuse me?" Cena asked, "Who do you think you are?" He said snapping his fingers.
"My name is Kane, and I can kick your ass."
"Wanna go ugly boy?" Cena taunted.
"Bring it." Kane said.
"Boys!" A feminine voice called. All looked up to see Eve with her clipboard.
"Damn." John muttered.
"Shut up." Kane said. John then went to push Kane but tripped over Santino, who was lying on the floor. Santino and Kane burst into idiotic laughter.
"Are you done?" Eve asked pushing her glasses up her nose.
"Maybe." Santino retorted. Eve then slapped him and Kane and Cena laughed. Her expression turned to anger.
"What is wrong with you three?" She yelled. The boys remained silent with stupid grins on their faces. Eve then huffed away and Kane did a double choke slam on Cena and Santino.
"Bitches." He said smirking and walked away.