My brother says thank you for all the kind words and well wishes, he also says that we're a bunch of crazy people obsessed with a bunch of nonsense. I told him, he definitely hit his head too hard LOL.
Disclaimer: I am NOT SM. If I was, I wouldn't be here now would I? Nope I'd be out propositioning Kella Lutz to get in my bed...oh wait...she's married huh? See? Couldn't be her at all.
Warning: This story is Rated M for a reason. I have a potty mouth and a naughty imagination. You will see words such as 'fuck', 'dick', etc. I will say shit like 'Rape the review button' (which by the way is an inanimate object and can't actually be raped) *rolls eyes*, so yeah...if any of these things offend you that little 'x' in the top right hand of your browser? Click it. Otherwise, sit back and enjoy the ride :D
Chapter Forty-Two
EmPOV
When I woke up the next morning, with the birds chirping on my window sill, I wanted to sing right along with them. I was actually happy. The reason for this happiness chose that moment to snuggle closer into my side, her leg coming over to cover my hip. I looked down at her face and there was no way I could stop the smile from that came over my face.
My hand went down and around her, pulling her closer to me and she sighed in her sleep, her nose scrunching up before she settled again, still sound asleep. I could feel her stomach in my side and there it was again, the little flutters. I thought I had imagined them.
"Bella!" I half shouted, half whispered.
Her eyes flew open and she sat up abruptly, then groaned and held her head.
"Got up too fast," I said tugging her back down gently. "I didn't mean to startle you."
She groaned and tugged the covers up over her head, grumbling something I couldn't quite make out. She was definitely not a morning person.
The little fluttering was still going on and I pressed my palm against her stomach in awe.
"Why are you feeling me up?" she growled, peeking from under the covers.
With a start I tore my hand from her stomach, my eyes meeting hers. She looked adorable, hair rumpled sexily and the cutest frown on her face.
"The baby's moving," I said foolishly.
I watched as her face softened and she smiled, "Oh."
"Oh?" I said, "This is amazing!"
Yes, I was more than a little excited. Sue me.
She rolled her eyes at me, covered her mouth and stifled a yawn. "It's been happening for a few days now."
"And you didn't tell me?" I asked, trying to keep the hurt out of my voice.
How could she keep that from me?
She leaned over and rubbed my cheek, "I was gonna tell you last night, but well..." she trailed off with a blush.
Oh!
The grin that spread across my face was blinding, how could I have forgotten last night?
Did she just get redder? I wouldn't have believed it if I hadn't seen it with my own eyes. I wonder how far that blush goes. Hmm.
"Stop looking at me like that," she whispered.
"Like what?" I asked, dipping my head so that our foreheads were touching.
She cleared her throat, her eyes flicking up to meet mine, "Like...like you want to eat me."
Oh hell.
Think of something smooth to say. Come on brain, work with me.
"I did that already."
Yes! Go brain!
"Oh," she said and then she bit her lip and I was lost.
I closed the distance between us and captured her lips in a sweet kiss, running my tongue over her lips and I couldn't help the sigh that escaped my mouth when her lips parted, granting me access into her mouth.
Morning breath be damned, she was fucking delicious.
I could spend all day kissing her, and I would've if my idiot phone hadn't rang.
"You should get that," she said tearing her mouth from mine, panting slightly.
Fuck, fuck, fuck!
This had better be fucking life or death or I swear...
"Hello," I snapped into the phone.
It was James.
"Dude, you better have a good reason for calling me at," I paused to look at the clock, "Six thirty in the morning."
I listened as he rattled on quickly, sounding extremely panicked.
"Slow down," I said sitting up, "Come again?"
Two minutes later I hung up after promising James I'd be over in a few minutes.
Bella had sat up and was watching me with a worried expression on her face, "Is something wrong with James?"
I shrugged and wiped my hand over my face, "He sounds a bit freaked out and demanded I come over there this instant."
"Then go," she said with a light shove against my shoulder.
"I'm sorry..." I trailed off looking at her, sitting in my bed.
God, she was beautiful.
Yup, and there goes my man card. Sheesh.
Months ago when we met I thought she was the Wicked Witch of Zendor and now, well now I wanted to bury myself so far inside of her that if we were to melt we'd dissolve into goo together.
"Go, I'm gonna go get a bath and head up to the main house," she said with a shy smile. "I haven't spent any time with your parents in a while."
I raised my brow at her and then decided not to say anything. She and my mother got along surprisingly well and my father, well, I wasn't gonna touch that one with a ten foot pole. Their 'relationship' was almost as weird as the one she and I had going on.
"Ok," I said getting off the bed. "I'll see you when I get back, probably in time for lunch."
"Somehow I think James might need you a bit longer," she said with a little laugh.
"Don't joke woman," I said with a grin as she headed out the door.
"See you tonight," she said and her laugh floated back to me.
I was definitely gonna smack James up alongside his head for interrupting us.
-TA-
JPOV
To say I was freaking out was a mild understatement.
First I got blown in the hallway of a crowed club by my...boyfriend?
And if that wasn't weird enough for me Edward Fucking Masen shows up and watches me getting sucked off. And the icing on the cake, I fucking said his name when I came.
What the fuck was that about?
I was a terrible person.
I couldn't even look Al in the face afterwards, I just wanted to go home.
He was probably hurt and who wouldn't be after just giving someone a mind-blowing blow job only to have them brush you off.
Where the hell was Emmett?
As if on cue I heard my door open and then close and his booming voice sounded through the house.
"Hey dick wad, where the hell are you?"
I smiled despite my anxiety and called out, "I'm in the kitchen."
His large frame filled the doorway and he grinned at me, "You better be making me breakfast."
"Do you not have food at home?" I asked cheekily, glad for the distraction for a minute.
"I do and I would've enjoyed sharing it with Bella but you interrupted us when you called," he said snagging a banana and sat on the bar stool eating it.
"She was up early," I said throwing a smirk at him.
He merely nodded, a grin on his face, "So you're not gonna share?"
He shook his head and chuckled, "Nope. Came over here to hear what has you so flustered. Did you and your little boy toy have a fight?"
"He's not a toy," I said bristling slightly.
"Ah, but he is a boy," Emmett said with a smirk.
"He's legal," I snapped.
"Barely," Emmett quipped but stopped talking when he saw my glare.
He raised his hands in front of him in surrender, "Sorry. Geesh what crawled up your ass? On second thoughts, I don't want to know."
I couldn't help but laugh at that, and I was glad that Emmett knew about my sexual preference now. It was good to have someone support you, and love you despite of everything else. And I know he did love me.
"You're such a dick," I said pouring the pancake batter into the frying pan.
"Yeah, but you love dick so," he shrugged a look of feigned innocence on his face. I scooped some of the mix up on the spoon and launched it at him.
The war cry he gave as he sprung over the island grabbing my face and planted a big sloppy kiss on my cheek was hilarious and he tipped the bowl and it landed on the ground with a big splash.
We were both laughing and I grabbed his shirt and tugged him over the island. His weight crashing into me caused my legs to give out from under me causing us to land in the mess of pancake mix on the floor.
"This is a fucking hundred dollar shirt you dick," he said scooping up some of the batter and plastering it in my hair.
"And it cost more than that to do my hair, you cock sucker," I retorted.
"You wish," he chortled as he flopped back on the ground.
Breakfast was ruined. I could smell the pancake burning in the pan and I wobbled to my feet to turn off the stove and dump it in the trash before it could send off the smoke alarm. I walked back to the spot where he was lying down and threw a kitchen towel on his chest, "Clean yourself up bitch, and then we can talk."
"You mean you're not gonna feed me?" he asked with a pout.
I rolled my eyes, "I'm gonna go change. Meet me in the living room in five and then we talk."
-TA-
EmPOV
I know I was probably catching flies with the way my mouth was hanging open, but I couldn't stop gawking at James. He had just finished telling me his little story and I was fucking stunned.
"Let me get this straight," I said with a snort considering the subject matter.
James rolled his eyes and glared at me, knowing exactly why I snorted, but remained quiet.
"You went to a gay club, your boyfriend blew you in the hall, Edward watched this go down and when you...came," I coughed before continuing, "You said his name?"
"Yes," he hissed. "How many times do you want to hear it?"
"Easy there buddy," I said raising my hand. "Once is quite enough, trust me. So you're into Edward?"
His glare intensified, "This is not even remotely funny McCarty."
He was using my surname. Oooh.
"I think it is," I told him leaning back and munching on a slice of pizza I found in the fridge.
"How the hell is it funny?" he snapped at me.
"You spent so much time avoiding him that it's snuck up on you," I told him.
His eyes widened, "Oh yes," I said laughing at him once again. "I know all about your little fall out. Took me a while to pry it from Bella's lips but I managed."
I saw him flush and lower his head into his hands, "Fucking peachy," he groaned.
Moving to his chair, I patted his shoulder, "So what are you gonna do?"
He looked up at me, "That's why I called you over."
I looked at him and shook my head, "Hello? Do you not see me floundering in my own shit? How the hell am I supposed to help you?"
James shrugged, "Fucked if I know."
We sat there in silence for a few moments neither of us knowing what to say, lost in our own thoughts. Well this wasn't what I had been expecting at all.
"Wait till Bella hears you have the hots for her Eddie," I said, breaking the silence.
"Fucker," James said slapping me behind the head.
I just laughed.
A/N: Well there we have it. A bit short, but I'm happy with it, hope you are too. I think it's cute how flustered James is and Emmett as always the comic relief. And how cute was the morning scene? Isn't Bella growing so wonderfully, bet some of you thought she was gonna be a bitch about it huh? *grins* Nope. We're moving forward with this relationship, no backward steps. Up next we have Bella and the parents and maybe a little Ed/James moment. Not sure yet, but we'll see.
These replies include the reviews from the two previous chapters, since I was too tired to do it last time. Sowwy. Mwah
teamhotmen: Definitely gonna be going forward and Em will get his relief even if *sighs* I have to give it to him myself. *grins*
Lalina92: LOL yes it went somewhere and girl don't we all? *smiles* And as for the Al thing...you might just be right ;)
pinklady105: Thank you for your prayers and kind words, he's on the mend and already driving me crazy, I'd have it no other way :) And I'm glad you enjoyed the chapter.
manda2784: Yes, God is indeed awesome! Thank God for thunderstorms is correct. *winks*
Marie One: Glad you enjoyed it babe xx
sam's-lurker-droid: *giggles* About the a/n...ikr? :D
chey: Thanks love, on both accounts :D
BellaBooBoo: Greedy, lol. I'm so happy you're enjoying this story.
Vl15: Amazing can't begin to explain how it feels to know he's doing much better. And yes, a little spice is needed at times ;)
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CowgirlKelly: I'm glad too and thank you so very much *mwah*
Guest #1: I love me some Emmett too ;)
Sassy Mami: Thanks doll, and yes moving forward is key :D
lloveLION: I love you! Ack! Your reviews ALWAYS make me smile. ALWAYS! And lookie, you get to see Bells and the 'rents next chapter. See how I cater to you? *giggles* And I'm terribly sorry about the a/n slide. I won't ever let it happen again. Henceforth it shall be done after every chapter. *snorts* And I don't mind you being unsatisfied, and you're NEVER annoying. *kisses*
An Avid Reader Forever: Thanks sweetie :)
vampgurlkisses: Yes, a little ease for the stubborn pair huh? Lol
Nonita: He's doing fine now thanks and yes HOOOT! LOL
Mickeyluver33: Good lord woman, Emmett is going crazy at the chance of sex...smh...now I'll have to appease him *smirks* As far as the whole James/Eddie thing...I'm working on the little intricacies of that :D I LOVE QAF...gosh will there be nothing about us that's freakishly alike? Oh yeah, you're an Nsync girl I'm Backstreet...*shrugs* Oh well we can live with that *snorts* As for the mystery person and Emmett...I'll never tell muhahahah. Although...you're so close it ain't even funny. Hmph. Love you too SS.
DayDreamer147: Why thank you for the compliments on my writing, so glad you enjoy and yes...the build up is awesome :D
ahhleesaaa: Thanks babe. It's good to be back :D
Toxic Angel: Trying to get him to take it easy is like stopping yourself from breathing but he's getting his rest and giving me trouble so he's well on his way :D And addiction can be so good and so bad at the same time LOL
thelonelybooknerd: I'll definitely touch on that :D
tee hill: :)
LillyZ: I'm so glad you're all caught up hun and thank you for asking about my brother :) He's doing much better. LOL the a/n.
KCLutz4475: Emmett said that he loves when you lose your panties *snorts* and you can tell him, I miss him. And oh he definitely will remember what James said muhahaha. Love you too babes *MWAAAHHHH*
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brosserrat: Thank you for your prayers and I'm glad you enjoyed it. :D
WestCoastGirl16: With Emmett? Who could wait for more? XD
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KimberlyAnnT: Is exactly what I'm gonna say to Emmett and yes it was fucking hot! *fans self*
neverest: It was, wasn't it? *grins*
nesciamema: James isn't a whore either. It was a blowjob from his boyfriend lol. Don't be so quick to judge my babies.
Guest #2: Thankies :)
Guest #3: It was sexy though huh? :D
Guest #4: I'm glad you think the POV's give it dimension. :)
Guest #5: Yes, the games have definitely begun ;)
Guest #6: Yummy is right!
Lissie Boo: Ikr? It just makes you want to grab him and cuddle him close ;D
wedeltrey: I did and he says thank you. And I'm so very happy you're enjoying my story.
mary ali cullen: Yes they most definitely are :)
Okay, that's all of it. Didn't miss anyone. Love you all. Gonna go watch Xmen 2 and perhaps three, also I've started obsessing with Paul...gosh. I have another story brewing in my head...someone come get the plot bunnies please? Thanks. LOL. Until next time my lovelies. ~ Riney.