An: AAYYYYEEE! So, I of course know where I'm going with this story, but I have no idea how to get there, so this is going to be a chapter that finishes talking about their first day, the next one or two will be normal school, then I jump to Christmas break, and things get big there, so I hope you like it!

Now I need to address some things that have been brought up in reviews.

FORBULAR: Haha, biscuits and gravy is an american food that is usually eaten in the south. Both my parents are from up south, so I've had it some. And I don't like it. At all. In the long run, it's unhealthy, and most likely fattening. I'm not knocking people who do eat this. That's just my opinion, and I'm a health nut at times. But the only reason I used it was I thought it'd be funny for James to get a face full of it.

UnicornGirl25: I am so glad you like the story so much! Your reviews have made my day! And if anything they make me want to update faster. Depending on the length of the chapter, I post them every other day. Unless I'm super busy. But sometimes I'll post them everyday, it depends.

Petitefeeme: Thank you for your lovely review! And I should probably mention this…I'm not completely crazy about Snape. I mean, I love it that he was a double spy and a goody guy and cared for Harry and such…I don't know, hit just kinda bothered me that he was completely obsessed with another mans wife like that I guess. It just seemed wrong. And I hated how cruel he was to the Gryffindors when it wasn't necessary. I can't really remember if this was addressed or not. But I feel like he completely judged Harry because of his father. Though I am most likely wrong. That's my opinion. H ewill be viewed in a better light in seventh year, but for now, he's gonna be 'dark Snape' this is before he went light.

The Trouble With Slytherins.

Jay POV

My head pounded as I walked to class. Dessah had noticed I hadn't eaten! I felt sick really sick. This had started happening every time I tried to eat lately. But that wasn't one of my main concerns.

I didn't even want to think about what they would do if they found out about my secret, Black would probably announce it to the entire school, Potter would probably go into that obnoxious hero mode of his and spend every waking moment following me around and shoving food down my throat. I don't know what Lupin and Pettigrew would do, but it would probably be just as bad.

The girls are what really scared me though. They would be disgusted, and mad that I had kept something from them. No doubt Lily and I would get into a huge fight, Sabrina would be really upset, and well, Dessah would either be super pissed or disappointed. And that's what I hated most. A lot of people think yelling at me works, but its disappointment that gets to me, because I let some one down.

So no, I would never tell them, even if it means puking up every bite, they can't know.

I walked into Potions and sat down with Dessah, Lily and Brina right in front of us. I caught Dessah's eye and winked, phase one of our plan was going to take place soon.

As Potter took out his parchment, I pointed my wand at it and whispered the incantation, linking our papers together. Since on the first day of class Slughorn gave a welcome back speech, this was the perfect time.

( JAY=bold James=italics)

OI! Potter!

James looked at his parchment in confusion. I rolled my eyes and began to write once again.

It's Barton you idiot! Our parchment are liked together, because I need to talk to you.

I'm flattered Barton, but I don't date Slytherins.

Not like that kind of talk moron, I need to know something.

Ask away.

You're in love with Lily, yes?

At this, Potter stiffened up considerably and sneaked a look at Lily to make sure she wasn't reading the parchment.

I don't know what you're talking about.

Oh please, I'm not stupid, your reaction was enough, plus…

Plus what?

I may or may not have heard you in the hallway with Lupin.

Typical Slytherin.

That's insulting, I'm not some inbred dog! If anything you are!

…Did you just refer to the Malfoys and the Blacks as dogs?

Of course, you turn the insult on them. ANYWAYS! YOU LOVEEEE LILY AND DON'T YOU DARE DENY IT MISTER!

FINE! I LIKE HER! A very tiny miniscule amount, happy? Stop writing so big! Someone will notice.

So you LLLLLOOOOOOVVVVEEEEE HEEEERRRRRR!

Yeah yeah whatever. Why?

No reason, just confirming it. Oh, and one more thing.

What?

If you manage to somehow snag Lily and break her heart, I will burn all of Lucious Malfoy's hair products, (Including his lucky comb, Sherman.) And tell him that it was you. Then I will bury your dead body beside Snape and throw a party on your grave, and coat it in dragon dung weekly.

….noted.

And with that the bell rang and I made my way to charms, only to be held back by a certain blonde.

"What did you do to Snape?" Malfoy demanded, his face inches from mine.

I yanked myself out of his grasp.

"Nothing, I just stopped him from molesting Lily Evans." I said dryly, knowing this information would piss him off. I was right.

"He wouldn't." Malfoy hissed.

"Oh, he would and he did. Resulting in him finally getting a shower, your welcome by the way. Merlin knows he needed one."

A small smirk slid onto Lucious's face.

"Not bad Barton, for a filthy little mudblood that is. And tryouts tomorrow after classes." He added, before strutting of.

I just rolled my eyes. Malfoy and I both hated, yet respected each other. This started up in second year after I made the team and landed Black and Potter in the hospital wing at our first game.

"Back off my boyfriend mudblood." A voice snapped, right before Narcissa Black shoved into me.

"He's all yours Cissy." I said dryly before continuing to class. Those two had been going strong since fourth year, I thought Malfoy could do better, but oh well. Who knows? Maybe Narcissa will get over herself someday. Yeah, not likely.

As I reached Charms I slid into a seat and Dessah, who was sitting beside Brina. Lily had gone to the loo, perfect.

Double checking that there were only three seats available, I nodded at Dessah, who waved her wand at Snape.

As Potter and Black walked in, Snape began dancing uncontrollably, which led to Potter and Black doubling over in laughter, just then, Binns came in. I nearly did a happy dance.

"Potter! Black! It appears you two haven't changed a bit, so in that case, Black, you go sit next to…Barton, yes, and Potter, you can take that empty desk, and."

Suddenly Lily burst through the door.

"You can sit at that empty desk with Miss Evans."

"By now, I felt like sprinting in circles shrieking. It had worked!

Black stormed over ad plopped down beside me, the only downside to this small victory.

I flashed him and innocent smile and his eyes widened before he fixed me with a glare. I snorted under my breath and tried to focus on the lesson. My grin eating my face alive.

JB-JB-JB-JB-JB-JB-JB-JB-

That night, Lily was still complaining about how her and Potter had wound up sitting together in half of her classes.

"Honestly, you would think that the boy planned this! It's completely ridiculous! This can't just be a coincidence!"

I wanted to laugh, but for my own sake, held it in.

We had been exploring the passageways, and so far had found all but the Ravenclaw common room, which I think we were now approaching.

"Here it is guys!" Dessah cried excitedly, before prying open the door slight to make sure the room was empty.

After mouthing it was safe, we all slipped through the portrait one by one, before crashing on the couches.

"Nice place, Tails." Brina said, looking around the blue and silver room.

"Thanks Hooves. Now girls, anything interesting happen today?"

Lily let out a loud groan before opening her school bag and pulling out a huge pile of notes.

"Snape seems to want to keep in touch." She said dryly, before tossing the pile into the fire.

"You're kidding!' Brina snapped. "That boy has some nerve!"

"No dip, I should hex the little punk into the next century." I spat in disgust, I was getting sick of this guy.

"Let's just hope he never has kids, I would hate for poor Alfie to be stuck with Snape junior." Dessah groaned.

"Oh please Tails, no one would have children with him." Lily grumbled, as she glared at the notes.

"I can't believe he thought you might!" Brina cried dramatically.

"I'm scarred for life." Lily laughed. At least she could find some humor in this, because I couldn't.

"Slytherins, what do you expect?" Brina giggled as she through her arm around me. I just rolled my eyes and shoved her off the couch.

"Hey!" She squeaked, as she toppled over.

We all just laughed as she sat in a heap on the floor.

"Speaking of Potter and romance…" Dessah began.

"Purple Sparkly Panda!" Brina screamed, returning to her seat.

I groaned. I did not want to talk about this.

"Besides Lily, and her new study buddy, we don't really have any othe good leverage." Brina announced.

I quickly thought to every single romance book I had ever read. Yes, I'm a sucker for Nicholas Sparks. THAT'S IT!

"Wait!" I shouted, jumping up. "Isn't obvious? We can't just expect them to fall for us randomly like we planned, we have to become enemies, then slowly become friends, but most importantly, we have to become friends with their friends! And then BAM! Their crushes turn into loveeee! And we win!" I finished in one big breath.

The others just stared. Until one by one they slowly began to grin.

"I knew we kept the little snake around for a reason." Lily laughed.

NEXT TIME :

Friendships are beginning.

A life changing idea is formed

A life is taken.

AN: Next chapter up by Saturday atleast, gotta give people time to read this one first. But anyways, the next chapter will be pretty awesome. Well, kinda dull until the end. But hang in there, this will pick up soon, promise. I just gotta let things settle a bit. It will get good when they are all on Christmas break, well, that's when a bit of romance starts up;) Keep reviewing please!