AN: HEY GUYS! So I know there have been a lot of mistakes. So let's just pretend that Tonks in a second year…and that Sirius was just being mean and teasing her about being short or something….
I do not own Harry Potter, or Scream 4.
EmJackson: Haha I will! Expect a review! I'm sure it's awesomeJ
Is A Bell X3: I added Jilly just for you! And I will definitely add some flirting over breakJ
DaughterOfTheHuntress: Ahh Ok, I had no idea how old she was supposed to be….and I completely forgot she was related to Sirius….I am an idiot…Let's hypothetically say she is a second year and that Sirius was just teasing her? HahaJ Thanks so much for pointing that out!
MyHarryPotterAddiction: Yeah, I had no idea either, I just took a random guess. Though I am pretty sure that I'm like five years off hahaJ But I need her at Hogwarts for some stuff…So I'm just going to go with itJ
NightSkyandGlowingLanterns: I read your fic! And I think that it is freaking awesome! I want to know what the revenge is now!1 (Haha watch me rant and you've already updated it…) And sorry about the typos! I was typing really fast cause I really wanted to get something up..and yeah…hahaJ And I've only seen one of those lockets once, but it was awesome!
: Haha, yeah, someone pointed out the Dessah/Brina mix up earlier and I wanted to put my head through a wall, I was so mad at myself lolJ And I completely forgot that Sirius and Tonk were cousins, and I took a total guess at the age…but I guess let's just hypothetically say that he was teasing her because she is hypothetically short? HahaJ Thanks for pointing those things out, I really appreciate it! Keep reviewing!
Lily POV
I plopped down on the couch as Brina returned with the popcorn and Dessah skipped through the trailers.
To my strong discomfort, Potter plopped down on the couch right next to me. I noticed Jay and Dessah exchange amused and knowing looks. "What are those two up to?"
"OK, everyone shut-up, it's starting!" Jay yelled, effectively silencing Black and Pettigrew, who had been whispering and shooting glances at Potter.
"I didn't know you like horror movies, Evans." Potter whispered next to me.
I just shrugged.
"Brina got us hooked on them, she loves getting scared." I replied, before turning back to the movie, feeling rather awkward.
Half an hour later.
"I'm in the closet."
"SO HELP ME WOMAN, DON'T YOU DARE GO ION THAT FREAKING CLOSET!" Black screamed, I could feel myself sinking into the couch in fear.
"I never said I was in your closet."
"AAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" We all screamed as the guy jumped out of the closet and began attacking the girl's friend. I grabbed for Potter's arm and threw it over my eyes. He just chuckled before turning his eyes back to the movie.
"OH! THAT'S RIGHT! KICK HIM IN THE FACE! GIVE HIM A RIGHT HOOK!" I could hear Jay and Black screaming fighting tips as the mother fought with the murderer. (AN: I can't remember any names from this movie.) Suddenly I heard a loud smack and laughter from Jay and Black.
"Those two are more alike than they care to admit." Potter grumbled. I just laughed.
"No kidding, Jay would make a good Gryffindor if she wasn't so freaking sneaky." I said, around a yawn, Potter seemed to notice, and once again laughed.
"Don't you dare fall asleep on me Evans."
I rolled my eyes.
"Wouldn't dream of it Potter." But I could all ready feel my eye lids closing as I spoke.
LE-LE-LE-LE-LE-LE-LE-LE
I woke up to the sound of giggles and flashing lights.
"Wuhzaa?" I grumbled, lifting my head to see six laughing figures, and three cameras aimed at me.
"What's so funny.." I asked looking to my right, where I thought a pillow was boy was I wrong.
Potter. I had fallen asleep on freaking Potter, who currently was hugging me in his sleep and had his face nuzzled into my hair….
"AAAGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!" I screamed, falling off of the couch and landing in a heap on the floor, causing Black to bark with laughter.
"Have a nice sleep? Eh' Evans?" He crowed, wiping a tear from his eye.
"Not as good as James, he's still smiling!" Jay cried, leaning on Brina for support. I turned around to see Potter, who was still miraculously asleep, with a soft smile on his face, and his hair as messy as ever….
"Lils, snap out of it!" Hadassah laughed, clapping her hands in my face.
"What? Me staring? No way, never!" I yelled, quickly getting up.
"Um, we never said you were…." Sabrina trailed off with a smile.
"Ohhhh Lily petal's in DE-NI-AL!" Sirius sang, walking towards the kitchen with the others to get coffee.
"AM NOT!" I protested, still blushing furiously.
"Sure you're not Bambi…Oi Black! Keep your filthy paws off of my machine!" Jay screamed as a loud explosion and smoke came from the kitchen.
"Ahhhh! Fireeeee!" Peter screamed.
"Crap!" Jay shrieked, sprinting into the kitchen with Brina and Dessah on her heels. I started to follow, but as an after thought, ran back, and pulled of Potter's glasses and shoes, and tossed a blanket over him, before continuing to the scene of chaos.
Honestly, it was only because I didn't want him to be grumpy when he woke up. Nothing else. Nothing at all.
Sabrina POV.
"PUT IT OUT!" Jay screamed, attacking the burning toaster with a broom, which did absolutely no good but to set the broom on fire.
"Aghhhhhhh!" Jay screamed, waving the broom around like a mad woman. (AN: SHOUT OUT TO ANYONE WHO KNOWS WHAT THIS SCENE IS FROM!)
I looked around, and my eyes landed on a fire extinguisher. I ran over to the wall and grabbed it. "Whoa, this is fancy, how do you….um…YOLO?"
That was my last thought as I pulled a random pulley thingy, and the thing let out a winter wonder land from the hose.
I would like to say that what happened next was in no way my fault. I mean, how was I supposed to know how hard it was to hold one of those things when it's on? And how am I expected to know that if I let it go, it would fly around the kitchen, knocking everyone over and coating us in whatever the heck that foam stuff is? And in no way, could I have know that James would walk in just as it went flying at the door.
"Hey, what's going-oof!" Potter went flying backwards, skidding to a stop on his back as the extinguisher ran out of cold foam.
"So much for abs of steal mate." Sirius chuckled weakly, as we all rushed to help the hurt boy up.
"OOOwwww…I think I broke something…" He groaned, attempting to sit up.
"Hey Lils? You took a wizards healing course over the summer didn't you? Why don't you check it out?" Hadassah suggested, laughter shining in her eyes.
"I hate you all." Lily grumbled, kneeling down beside James as we backed up to give her room.
Lily (very awkwardly might I add.) carefully lifted up his shirt, her face as red as a fire truck.
"Umm..uhh…does this hurt at all?" She asked, pressing down on his. (I honestly thought it was just an excuse to feel his abs; something she strongly denied when asked..)
He winced and sucked in his breath.
"Just a little bit." He chuckled. (Which I honestly think was him trying to act all manly for Lily, something he also denied when questioned. The little liars.)
"OK, well, I think it's just going to bruise badly, but I can put some healing salve on it to help the pain." She said, summoning her first aid kit and applying it to his stomach.
"Padfoot mate, what did I tell you about trying to make toast in a toaster?" James asked as Lily set to work. Sirius just hung his head like a wounded puppy.
"Let the adults handle it." He said, pouting.
"Good boy, sounds like his two brain cells finally gave birth to a third." Remus laughed, cuffing him over his head.
"OI! Don't you dare insult Arnold and Amy!" Sirius shouted in mock offence.
Lupin was about to reply, but was cutoff by and owl that flew in and dropped a note in Potter's lap
"It's from Mum and Dad." He said, unfolding the letter and began to read it out loud.
"Dear James, Sirius, Peter, and Remus,
We are sorry to say, but we have been assigned another mission over the holidays. Some deatheaters were spotted in Austrailia, and we will be there for the next two weeks investigating.
We are truly sorry that this has come up, and we will miss you all dearly on Christmas. Prehaps you could ask the friends from Hogwarts you are currently visiting if you could stay for the break? We don't trust Sirius to be alone in the mansion with that toaster Author Weasley got James for his birthday…
We are so sorry for what has come up, and we promise to make it up to you boys.
Merry Christmas, we love you.
-Jackie and Harold"
The eight of us looked around simultaneously as the letter came to a close.
"Well," Hadassah said awkwardly, "this will certainly be interesting."
Next Time:
The Marauders and the Angels take a go at karate.
The next order meeting
Christmas!
A new bet is issued.