I'm a horrible person guys, like I swear, I feel awful. I started home schooling for math on my computer, so I was leaving it at the school, and then it broke, then I got a new one, then I couldn't figure it out, and then show choir season started and I am so sorry!

Thank you to whatever readers I have left now…I

I'm going to reply to your comments in the next chapter, I want this one up as soon as possible. I sorry this is such a rushed chapter, and it sucks, but I just needed something up, fast. The next chapter will be better, promise!

Sabrina POV.

"Um…Jay?"

"Yes, Hooves?"

"You are aware that you grabbed four different colors of paint, right?"

"Yes, Brina I'm aware."

"What are we going to do with the fourth? I thought we were going to leave the mirror?"

"Oh, I forgot about that, hhmmm…paint the floor."

"…OK." I said uncertainly. I didn't know much about paint, but I was pretty sure that painting a floor wasn't normal. But hey, it's Jay's floor.

After we had finally left the dojo (aka, after Jay stopped beating the crap out of all of us.) We had made the long, deadly drive back to The Blaze, which was currently getting a paint job.

I sighed in boredom as I tried to decide what color to paint the first wall. Jay had somehow managed to grab orange, teal, purple, and hot pink. In the end, I finally picked up the purple, setting aside the orange for the floor.

I walked over and grabbed a brush and began painting the wall.

And I painted.

And painted.

And painted.

"OK! That's it! I can't take this anymore!" I groaned in exasperation, flinging my brush to the ground.

"Awwee…you can't take this anymore?" Sirius pouted from his spot where him and the guys were attempting to build some shelves to keep our stuff on.

"Yes, Black, I can't take it! It's Christmas Eve and this is boring!" I whined, picking up my brush and flicking some paint at him. He managed to duck it, Peter however, wasn't so lucky.

"Hey!" He yelped furiously, before dipping his hand in some paint and flinging it at me. I hit the floor, and watched in horror as it nailed Lily in the back, and splattered across the wall she had been painting.

Lily gasped in horror and whirled around.

"Someone's gonna pay for that!" She shrieked, scanning the faces to see who it was.

Don't get me wrong, James Potter is actually intelligent when he wants to be. But laughing at Lily's predicament didn't make him look very innocent.

"POTTER!" Lily shrieked, and before I could even blink, she had picked up her pan of paint and chucked it across the room, nailing him in the face.

We all watched in silent fascination, as the tray slid down his face, covering it in a nice shade of teal. James turned a rather interesting shade of purple, before a maniac grin slid over his face.

"PAINT FIGHT!" He screamed, grabbing two fistfuls of paint and smearing one hand through both Sirius and Jay's hair.

Everyone jumped to action. I grabbed the first color I saw, hot pink, and pitched it towards Remus, it splattered across his face, and got sprinkled across the wall behind him. The next hour was a colorful blur of paint flying across the room, slamming into both walls and bodies alike.

And that's how little Tonks and Albus Dumbledore discovered us, slipping around in the attic. Sadly however, no one noticed him until Remus hit them both with a lovely combination of pink and teal paint.

I have never seen my Headmaster with anything but a knowing, and occasionally amused expression. So his shocked face was quite a sight for me as we watched him take in the scene before him.

"So, I see the moving in is going well, am I correct?" He finally got out, spitting out paint as he spoke. I looked around the room and had to keep in a small burst of laughter. Hadassah, Remus, James and Peter looked like a unicorn had thrown up on them. Lily's crimson hair only added to her new look, and it appeared that Sirius had just finished dumping the remains of the purple paint onto Jay's head just as Dumbledore had walked in.

Tonks giggled as she wiped the paint from her eyes. "I think the room looks pretty!" She laughed in delight.

"It looks like a rainbow got splashed across the walls." Peter snorted.

Sure enough, the walls were now a lovely combination on splatters, swirls, and mixes of the three original colors.

"Well, I don't know about you guys, but no way am I cleaning this up, just let it dry." Jay groaned.

"Well we can at least say it has a homey feel?" I suggested, trying to look on the bright side. I walked over to grab a rag to wipe my face, however, I never noticed the giant glob of paint before me. I quickly lost my balance and flew forward, one leg going either way.

"AAAAAAAAAAHHHH SON OF A MOTHERLESS GOAT!" I shrieked, looking down to see I had landed in a very painful split.

Everyone was doubled over laughing, even Professor Dumbledore was hiding a smile. I however was more focused on a tiny fact they had forgotten (well besides the killer pain I was currently in.)

"Suckers!" I screamed, jumping up. "I did the splits first! I win the bet!" I shrieked, jumping up and down.

"Dang it Hooves!" Lily groaned flinging her hands in the air and spraying everyone with paint.

"That doesn't count! It was and accident!" Black called out, most likely grumpy he had actually lost a bet.

"Nu-uh! You just said we had to do a split you never said how!" I shouted back, sticking out my tongue in his direction.

"Well, children," Dumbledore cut in. "in my misinformed opinion, I would like to say that it appears Miss Sorg has won the bet-"

"Ha!" I cried triumphantly, pointing at Black.

"And-I also need to inform you about some Order of the Phoenix business."

"Oh.." I pouted, sad he had killed my mood, either way they still owe me money!

"As we know, many children have parents involved in the dark arts at Hogwarts, I want you to spy on them get information, and foil any plans that might be made. I have given you all permission to leave class at any time necessary to do so. Tonks, you are younger, so you won't be called on missions, but I might need you older students at some time." He finished gravely.

"No problem Professor, will keep an eye out for you." Lily said, while attempting to comb some of the rainbow goop out of her hair.

"Excellent, now that will be all for now, and ah yes, Tonks, I'll apparate you home." Dumbledore finished, reaching down to grab Tonks' hand.

"But I hate appa-" And then they left with a pop, right before she could finish her complaint.

"Soo," James drawled out, "What now?"

"Now, we Angels go home and sleep, while you guys set up your beds here." Hadassah laughed.

Jay POV an hour or so later

I sighed in exhaustion as I sank onto the couch in the living room, freshly showered and with a cup of hot tea.

It had been a long day, I had to stay behind after the girls had left to give VERY detailed instructions of what not to touch, explode, destroy, ect. to the boys, before finally being able to return home.

The entire house was dark, as I was the only one home that night.

I was about to take another sip of my tea, when suddenly, there was a frantic knocking on the door. I froze, surely my dog, Banjo, would have started barking by now, he always makes a fuss when someone comes to the drive way…oh my gosh.

"Someone stabbed your dog!" A voice screamed in my head. I immediately dove into action, hitting the floor and army crawling into the kitchen, so the crook wouldn't see me through the windows. As soon as I made it behind the counter, I opened a cabinet and grabbed the biggest butcher knife in the kitchen. I sat down, and quickly dialed Lily's number, trying to ignore the heavy pounding on my door. Finally, after what seemed like a lifetime, Lily picked up.

"Jay, it's ten O'clock at night, what do you want?" She grumbled, obviously having been asleep two seconds ago.

"Lils, there's someone on my pourch and they've stabbed Banjo! They're gonna kill me!" I whisper shouted into the phone.

"What? Are they still there!?" Lily cried, I could hear rustling and assumed she was getting out of bed.

"Yes! They've been pounding on my door fo nearly five minutes now!" I cried, checking my watch.

"Okay, I'm going to get in the car and drive by your house and take a look, have the police dialed on your cell phone and I'll tell you if you need to call them." Lily instructed, I could here her walking down the steps in the background.

"Okay, I have them dialed." I said, putting my home phone (that Lily was on) on speaker and setting it on the ground so I had the Cell in one hand and the knife in the other.

"And really Jay, don't worry, your door's locked and it's not like they can get through the garage." Lily comforted, a car roaring to life in the background.

Suddenly, I could hear a strange noise from outside.

"OH MY GOSH LILY THEY'RE IN MY GARAGE!" I screamed at the top of my lungs.

"Okay! I'm pulling out, I'll be there soon!" Lily cried before hanging up.

"Okay Jay," I thought to myself "you can do this, your best chance is if you attack them before they attack you. You got this." I took a deep breath before trying to figure out where the intruder was. But there was no sound. "Maybe they're going back to the porch." I thought, before crawling over to my front door. I wonder what was taking Lily so long…

I took a deep breath before easing my door open, holding my knife above my head, but nothing happened. Curious, I peaked out my door and saw Lily talking with….

I flung the door open and leaped out onto the porch, violently brandishing my knife above my head.

"POTTER, BLACK, LUPIN, PETTIGREW! WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH YOU!" I screamed at the top of my lungs, waving my knife around like a mad woman. The four boy's eyes grew as big as saucers, before screaming and taking off down the side walk.

"YEAH YOU BETTER RUN! YOU ARE SO DEAD! WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU I'M GOING TO SKIN YOU FOUR ALIVE!" I cried, and I continued to until they were lost in the night.

Suddenly I heard loud laughter, and saw Lily walking up to me, clutching her sides.

"What was that!?' I demanded.

"Well," Lily gasped out "I saw the in your garage, they had unlocked it with their wands, so I pulled up and asked them what they wanted."

"And?" I hissed.

"I'm getting to that- they wanted to know how to cook toaster waffles, I was about to tell them, but then you went all mad chick on them." Lily finished with a giggle.

"You have got to be kidding me!" I yelled, flinging my hand up in the air. (of course after putting my knife down.)

"Now I have a question for you Jay." Lily said with a mischievous smile.

"What is it Bambi?" I groaned.

"Why were you holding a knife and not your wand?"

"…No one speaks of this." I said, before slamming the door in her stupid smug little face.