AN: Hey guys, it's me, you know, that author who suddenly vanished, yes, I'm back! And I've left a cliffhanger for my own writing inspiration, because this chapter SUCKS! Well, I'm sorry this is so late, I've had a hectic past few months. I have a slight medical condition that has gotten a bit out of hand recently, but I'm feeling a ton better, so expect an update soon! But here's the catch YOU GUYS WRITE THE NEXT CHAPTER!

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Lily POV

I sighed and wiped the sweat of my brow before I continued to stir the potion Hadassah and I were brewing in the her attic. It hadn't been easy to find time to do this over break, so Hadassah and I agreed to meet up after celebrating Christmas with our family's that morning, before heading over to The Blaze to celebrate it with the Marauders and Sabrina and Jay.

"So how much longer should this take?" Hadassah groaned, as she flopped backwards.

"Well, at this point, the longer it brews the stronger it will be, so I'm thinking we let it go for a few more days, then if we let it set until school starts back up, well, then we'll have a serious show." I laughed as I stirred it counter clockwise, then clock wise another five times before putting a lid on the cauldron and plopping backwards.

"Sooooo….you and James? How's that working out for you?" Dessah teased, poking me in the stomach.

"Nothing!" I cried out, blushing furiously under her gaze.

"Liar liar hair on fire!" Dessah sang with a laugh, yanking on my flamming hair, now an identical shade to my face.

"I'm just following through with the bet." I retorted, swatting her hand away.

"Surreeee…but just admit, you thought he was cute when he was sleeping." Dessah cackled, climbing to her feet.

"Ohh yeah, he was adorable, now can we go meet up with them, please?" I snapped as she yanked me to my feet.

"Wanting to see someone are we?" She laughed.

"Oh shut up!"

Brina POV

" I'm heeerrrreeee!" I screamed, as I walked into The Blaze. I froze however, as I took in the scene before me. Jay and Sirius were in what appeared to be a serious (no pun intended.) argument, while Remus, James and Peter where all watching from one of the couches

"Get off my case, Black!

"I would if you'd stop being so stubborn!"

"Agh! You infuriating imbecile!"

"Jokes on you! I don't know what imbecile means!" Sirius crowed triumphantly.

"Whoa guys! What's going on?" I questioned, hoping I could break up the argument before Jay noticed (and used) the butcher knife behind her.

"It's her fault!" Sirius yelled, jabbing a finger in Jay's direction, who in turn, stuck her tongue out at him.

"Okay Sirius, wait just a second…" I trailed off, before setting to work. I quickly moved one of the small tables and a chair in front of them, before grabbing a pen and a sheet of paper and sitting down.

"Um, Brina, what are you doing?" Jay questioned, looking at me as if I had grown a second head.

"Hush, my patient, you will get your turn to talk to me to." I said, before focusing on Black.

"Now Mr. Black, first I would like to state that whatever you say is in complete doctor patient confidentiality, secondly, now that that's settled, I want you to focus on the root of your frustration and tell me, why are you angry at my other patient?" I questioned, leaning forward and pressing my finger tips together.

Sirius just stared at me with an open mouth.

"Uhhhhhhh…"

"Oh just play along Padfoot." Remus snickered from the couch.

"SILENCE! I am with a patient!" I screamed at him. "I am so sorry for that interruption Mr. Black, now tell me, what is the point of anger that we are addressing today?" At this, James began choking on his coffee in laughter, and Peter began o furiously beat on his back.

"Oh, well this will be easy." Sirius claimed, before bulling up a chair opposite me, and propping his feet up on my 'desk'.

"You have got to be kidding me." Jay groaned into her coffee cup, but was quickly silenced by a quick glare from me, myself and I.

"Well Doc, I'm angry because our dear Miss Barton is lacking proper nutrition." He explained.

"Go on." I encouraged, taking down notes as he spoke.

"You see, for breakfast today, she had a single cup of black coffee, and a granola bar, and now for lunch, she's trying to get away with a measly apple for lunch! You heard me, a freaking apple!" Sirius roared, pounding his fist on the table. I'll admit, I was startled for a second, but quickly gained my composure.

"Miss Barton, is this true?" I questioned her.

"Yes, but I'm just not hungry today, and I need to stay in shape for quidditch!" Jay snapped, crossing her arms over her chest.

"Um, may I object?" Potter asked, standing up from the couch.

"Ah, and who might you be, oh great third party?" I asked him, leaning back in my seat.

"I am…oh! I'm Mr. Black's lawyer!" James cried triumphantly.

"This is ridiculous! Why is a Lawyer in a non existent therapy office?!" Jay cried in exasperation.

"Well, I have more evidence to prove my client's case, Miss Barton." James said, shooting a smug glare in her direction.

"Continue please." I said, lazily flicking my hand in a carry on motion.

"Well, if Miss Barton continues to eat this apple, she will have in total, consumed…ummm, Remus, how many was it when you added it up again?" James hissed over his shoulder.

"Ugh, you idiot, under three hundred."

"Oh yes! Under three hundred, and therefore, you are not eating a healthy diet for that of an athlete, and I personally know this as I am in fact, an athlete." Potter said, flexing his muscles at the last part.

"Okay, I have reached my conclusion, Jay, eat a muffin."

"What?" Jay asked, frustration written all over her face.

In a flash I had jumped over the desk and got in her face.

"Eat a freaking muffin!" I screamed\

"AAHHHHH!" Jay shrieked, before leaping over the counter and grabbing the nearest muffin.

"My work here is done." I said triumphantly, right as the door bell rang, signaling Lily and Dessah's arrival.

"We're here!" Lily called, before her and Dessah walked in to see my temporary office.

"Umm… what did we miss?" Hadassah asked. Jay just groaned as she popped an piece of muffin into her mouth.

"Nothing important." I said, dusting imaginary dirt off of my pants.

"Okaaayyy…So, what do you guys want to do?" Lily trailed off awkwardly

"Oh! We could watch more of those talking pictures!" Peter cried out excitedly.

"That sounds great, how about while you guys set that up, I go grab something upstairs, kay?" Jay asked, sending a discreet look in me, Dessah and Lily's direction.

"Okay, sounds good." Dessah said, an evil twinkle in her eye. And with that, Jay turned on her heel and jogged up the stairs.

Jay POV

I sighed as I finished emptying out my stomach, and flushed the stupid muffing down the toilet. I quickly hopped up and splashed some cold water on my face and brushed my teeth with a spare toothbrush, before heading out of the bathroom to grab the package, which I had conveniently used as an excuse to get the muffin out of my system.

However, I was horrified to find that I wasn't the only one upstairs.

"What are you doing?" I yelped as I ran into a startled Remus.

"I was just grabbing some chocolate from my pillow case! What were you doing?" He retaliated, narrowing his eyes at me.

"You were what? Oh never mind, and I was just using the bathroom, is that a crime?" I defended myself as I crossed over to the girls side of the room and grabbed a box out from under my bed.

"No, I suppose not." Remus said.

"Well then come on slow poke, we're going to miss the movie." I said, forcing a laugh as I walked down the stairs, feeling Remus's suspicious gaze on my back the whole way down.

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"Okay, now can you tell us what's in the mysterious box?" Sirius begged, as the movie credits began to roll.

"Oh fine." Hadassah laughed, as she opened the box and passed four smaller boxes to each boy.

"Are these…"Peter asked, his eyes widening as he read the label.

"CELL PHONES!" All of the boys screeched, tearing open the packages.

"Awwee you girls shouldn't have!" Sirius cried, as he tore his gift out of the box.

"It was no big deal, my Dad's involved with the company, Jay just gave him free coffee for life and had practically paid us to take them." Hadassah laughed.

"Woohoo! Best Christmas ever!" James yelled, as he and the other boys eagerly began to activate their new phones.

I suddenly heard a beep come from my cell phone and pulled it out of my pocket to see a group text from Lily.

"Suckers" -Bambi

It read. I smiled, suckers indeed. My evil thoughts of revenge were cut off however, as there was a loud pop and professor McGonagall was suddenly in the room, white faced and covered in sweat.

"I'm sorry for the disturbance, but Mrs. Evans, I need you to come with me to Mad-eye' house immediately, we've set up a temporary hospital there and we need anyone with healing experience."

"Professor, what's going on?" Potter asked, as Lily leaped to her feet and grabbed her coat.

McGonagall sighed, as she waited for Lily to gather the rest of her things.

"The ministry wanted to encourage the relationships between muggle borns and the wizarding world, so they held a convention of sorts for the muggleborn student's parents, where the could learn the basics of the wizard world."

"Oh yeah, I read about that." Sirius exclaimed.

"You and many others Mr. Black." McGonagall sighed, straightening as Lily walked over to her.

"What are you saying?" Sabrina whispered, her face pale.

"The death eaters have attacked the convention." McGonagall declared, before her and Lily disappeared in a pop.

Coming up Next:

More on the attack

Lily may be in over her head

One of the Angels is fatally injured, could it be there end? Who is it/ You decide! (how messed up!) PM or review with which Angel you want to..well…you'll find out.