Author's Note: Thanks for all the support. Owe it to you guys, seriously. Now, if you guys want any requests, please message me or write through the reviews. I'm serious. I will add it in. Oh, by the way? The plot line won't exactly be like the Sound of Music. I'll add my own stuff and change a few things. Just a warning.

When Kurt walked into the dining room, Oliver jumped from his chair and reached out to take Kurt's hand. Kurt melted inside and he took it. "You look pretty," Oliver declared, and Kurt blushed.

Marie looked up and she beamed when she caught sight of Kurt. "Sit with me Mommy!"

Kurt froze. Mommy? He...Sebastian, thankfully, stepped in. "Please, Kurt. Sit in the chair between Olivia and Christopher."

Kurt shot Sebastian a deliberately pleasant smile. "Of course, Sebastian." He walked over to the chair and was about to sit down when he caught sight of a pine cone. A pine cone, for goodness' sake. Smirking, Kurt slipped in in his pocket and sat down. Sebastian frowned a bit when Kurt remained pleasant and smiling the whole evening.

Finally, he couldn't stand it any longer. "Excuse me, I need to go to my office. It seems I've forgotten to place something." He got up and left the room. Placing a finger against his lips, Kurt pressed the pine cone on the chair.

A laugh bubbled out of Olivia, and she slapped her mouth shut, horrified. Christopher smiled slightly but kept his eyes on his plate, occasionally glancing at Kurt. Marie and Oliver were oblivious, talking quietly to themselves and blushing and looking at Kurt. Kurt was pretty sure he was in everyone's thoughts. As he sat back, he made a show of looking everyone of them in the eye and placing the finger back on his lips. Oliver cocked his head, confused, and Marie was even more puzzled.

"What happened?" she squealed, but everyone shushed her. Oliver pouted. They were about to beg for some information when Sebastian's distinct footsteps clacked through the marble floors. He appeared oddly puzzled, tilting his head to examine Kurt, who was innocently eating his veggies like his mother always told him to do. Inside, there was this insane cackle in his head.

"I could've sworn…" Sebastian trailed off. He stared at Kurt. He suddenly seemed unsure how to word his next inquiry. "Do you feel a certain...uneasiness down your…" he gestured downwards.

Kurt cocked his head. "I'm sorry…?" he loved acting clueless. Sebastian seemed much more uncomfortable.

"Never mind," he hastily said and sat down. The moment he jumped off with a yelp. Kurt covered his laughter behind his hands, and the children did the same.

Jules had grabbed Emelie and stifled his laughter in her back, and she did the same with Emelie. It was an adorable sight, but Kurt was more focused on Sebastian. The man caught his eyes and time seemed to freeze. They stared at each other for eternity, each breath a lifetime. And then, he smirked. "Why, Kurt, did you do this terrible crime?" he had put on a British accent, standing in the rod-straight stance of a Scotland Yard constable.

"Innocent until proven guilty," Kurt reminded him. Sebastian suddenly had a mischievous gleam in his eyes.

Kurt really didn't like that gleam.

"Children," Sebastian suddenly commanded. Kurt stiffened. "Did you see Kurt put the pine cone on my chair?" Kurt pouted when Sebastian's smirk morphed into a (beautiful) smile. Sebastian was enjoying this far too much.

Olivia had a huge grin on her face and she shook her head, curls slapping her face as she did so. "No, Father," she said innocently. "None of us did, didn't we?"

Christopher was smiling as well, and he shook his head. Sebastian turned to Oliver and Marie. "My darlings, " he cooed. Kurt coughed as he choked on a carrot, and Emilie hid her giggle behind her hand. "Did you see anything that the mean"-Kurt rolled his eyes. Sebastian was a big baby, really- "Kurtsie did?"

Kurt huffed. "Kurtsie? Really?"

Sebastian ignored him, and Oliver shrugged. Marie was clueless as well. "I don't know Papa," she said sweetly.

Sebastian sighed. He took the pine cone out of the seat and placed it on the dining table. "You win this time," he told Kurt. "But not for long."

Kurt smirked. He'd like to see Sebastian try his best, because there was no way, no way, that Kurt was going to lose.

Author's Note: Meh. Wasn't really into this chapter (there is something about the second and third chapter that really doesn't move me), but the next one will be better. I hope. Lol, okay, so reviews? Please?