Ok to day is 9/11 so plzz sit in silents and pray for those poor souls and look around at your family and say thank and if your nice say something nice to someone just for this one day so please befor you read this do that id apritate it pzz and thxs im just emotinal after watching videos at school where people were jumping and hitting concrete i almost cryed to think my parents almost went to the twin towers, T-T tell your fam ya love them very much cause any day and any breath could be your last plus my dads a firefihter so i get paranoid when he has to go to fires - in memories of 9/11 freedom hope and peace
Chp 5 wtf kami damb you to jashin damb hell
Freakacid: im super didapper sorry I have had the longest writers block of my life and add in mini vak with zero wifi it was hell worse than hidan on a lightning and thunder day no WORSE its was like toby at the Charlie and chocolate factory it was that bad
Tobi:tobi is that bad freak chan tobi was only trying to get short ugly people away from WHAT WAS RIGHTFULY TOBIS TOBI GOT REAL ANGREY WHEN THEY TOUCHED TOBI! THEY PAYED NOBODY M -E-S-S-E-S WITH TOBIS CANDY EVER but tobi did say please keep a way from tobis candy its there fault not tobis tobis a good boy a REAL good boy
Kisame: ya that's what madara said
Madara: shut the fuck up you blue headed nipple you fuckin ugly ass piece of sushi u might as well had had a fricken fin
Kisame: freak-chan ! Tell the mean man to stop it *cuddles up to me and starts rubbing head in boobs *
Freakacid: its ok kisame ill kill ya if ya don't stop squeezen my boob ill be the end of ya
Deidara: ya un only I can do that
Pein: and me
Freakacid: ya un ha ha ahaha Iv beein hanging around dei to much
Sasori; hey you forgot about apologizing to the readers for your absents
Freakacid: oh yeah ok sorry for the wait -
Itachi: wait
Freakacid: what my sweet uchiha
Itachi: well can I tell a side story that's part of the story
Freakacid:ok
Iitachi: ok so what realy happened in the tub was that me mada were scared shitless of gaara and afaraid he was going to sand coffin us and we started humping sakuras hand cause we be puppys and it stated to get mad because gaara kept taking us from our bloosom so we kept runing to her to get away from big scary gaara not that sasoris any beter (Madara and Itachi mental shiver and a sweat drop) with a sythe wheeling it round klaffing like a bozo
Sasori: hey Beautiful itachi would you like to be my new creation
Iitachi:ahahhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaahhhhhhh
Konana well there goes the Neighborhood hope you enjoy the story and get more insight from the rest of us
Names
Tobi-Bolt
Konan-White Rose
Sasori-Beowolf
Kakazu-Budah
Hidan-Blade
Itachi-Roxas
Deidara-Sunny
Madara-Trojan
Kisame-Disel
Zetzu-Zach
Pein-Pierce
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Sakura (p.o.v)
KYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAA wtf what the hell are you doing here pein and your heavy and smell like beef. i yellled at pein and he puffed his cheecks out like a adorable munchkin ""wel you dont have to be so blunt about it and you smell good and your realy fricken pretty ya know. i looked at him then freaked again and thenn...i woke up fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuu what the hell was that about it was still late at night and i seemed to hav waken up all my new guest "Holy fuck that was fricken creepy" ok that was weird jezz whats got into me sereiously i think to much has happened latley ya thts it Hey inner is it just me or do you feel like we are being watched- ya outter and its not the animals- hmm . i got up to check but get this the animals were stuck to me like fricken velcro... how do you like my fur coat heeeee heee. i took steady steps towards the window and opened my black curtains and then "Ahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" i screamed "why the what fuck.. what the fuck sasuke why are you staring atme through my window ya creeper" i yelled exsasperated from this weird confrontation saskae pouted with lp out like hes five "Im not a creeper im just socialy awkward is all" he said for a matter of fact. "Dude not cool ahh bubbye" and i pushed saskae out of my window what its just two storys my room and bathroom ae upstairs living room and all the other crap id downstairs. i shut my window tight and close the curtains and turn around look up and ten little eyes are staring at me like im a phsycopath or like i shot a baby bun with a machine gun "whhhhaaaat its not my fault Sasukes a creeper i think that Orochimaru the pedophile had rubbed off on sauke ok but before we go to bed... again let me tell you this if sasuke starts to fucking barfing himself up i am outand he starts doing orchimarunlike things more i swer ill be out of konaha faster then you can fricken say konahamaru ha i will be far away even my love for his village cant stop me from leaving.. eeeww just eeww.. gross id rather have a hot make ot session with the akatsuki reguardless of their gender thats how freaked id be. jezz if it comes down to that ima have to start dating rock lee... " every one gave a shiver all tem thinking the same thing green jumpsuit big eyes ugly bowl cut who da hell let him dress him self we all sweat dropped . good point outter remind me to ask tenten. and with that i wrapped myself up like a burrito on tuesday in my blankets and snuggled deep in it and gave sigh from the bottom of my heart and drement of what the hell im going to do
Akatsuki P.O.V
"Nee Itachi.. your brothers is growing up to be a creeper you know" kisame said with actual consern "hn" itachi said alittle awkward of his brothers new found creepyness though he wil never admit it "Itachi-sama Tobi thinks that sauke isnt right in the head " Tobi said "thats fucking scary when its coming from tobi" hidan saidpawing at his chain and praying to jashin that hes not going crazy but jashin didnt answer cause if he did hed never hear the end of it "ya un i realy and i mean realy hate to say this but hidans right, i think that sasuke needs to have a phycological therepst" deidara said with glasses (aww so cute on him as kitten but sexy in his normal form) every body stoped and stared "tobi is scared when did sempai learn such big smart words" tobi said while holding on to pein and pein holding on as well"what you thought i was stupiid"he said a bit pissed . everyone said "yes" "so its a myth that blondes are stupid" saori said a little curiouse learning that his partner truly is not dumb "hai and no well us blondes are know more for the morans in the blonde society" deidara statrs fixing his glasses " while the blondes that work their ass off for living are bashed by the stereotypes that idiot blondes display for our society of blondes" he says once again fixing his glasses (hee hee random guy from bleach uruhu) "and plus how the heck do you think i got my fricken clay to fuckin explode of corse id call it art do have any clue of all the chakara math has to go in to that so i can make it stable to not blow us sky high so ya and im prode of my hair caus it represents the hard work i did each inch repreasents a new discovery or a flow and a memorie" he said everyone stared but nodded he fixed his glasses"i thought you were nut case so wait if your that smart howd you end up in akatsuki"pein asked "oh ya im freakof nature un" out of no where his glasses disappeared every one sweat dropped then said "wow"anyays ya itachi what you do hes realy getting creepy"kakazu said ""well considering that itachis a moran irresponsible brothrer we are not fricken surprised that hes stalking our blossom yes indeed zetzu said everyone stared o.0 o.0 o.0 "so im gonna go and snuggle with cherry blossomsso ya goodnite bitches" "wow he so open to his opinions un " deidara said "shut up my opinion is go to bed brat" "ok danna no baka" they all took there spot near or on sakura and ested from a day of shock and to much staring
Freakacid: ok hello everyone i know i feel bad that i havent typed in a while so ya hope you like this story
Deidara: see im not stupid kisame im actualy smart un ha
zetzu: ha i lkie ya freak your awsome
Freakacid:k enouh happy go luck ness
Pein: gross i was hugging tobi
Tobi: shut tobi didnt grab first you did so ya ja nae tobi loves you you must reveiw for next chap cause ts ready for ya tobi is out