Acid Notes:
Hey sorry its been like forever bros un x3 im like the worst I let th lazy take over me im so sorry so just for you I am gonna make this chapter extra long oh and anyone going to ANIME BOSTON if you are in reviews id like to know and who your going as me and two of my friends are going as vocaloids im cross dressing as a guy im gonna be teito and stuff ya please do share and again if the chaps are boring don't worry Ill get into the good stuff soon I was just stumped along with writing new storys that iv yet to put up or type so anny way hes your prize for putting up with me.
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Kisame: yo acid chan were in blue sams hill hell of a sharks im Blue Da Ba Dee Da Ba Dah Gamzee have you been lady iv missed you so much (TT= ^=TT)!
Freakacid: (gets tackled by kisa)wait…. Ufff haha if I came all the time were would the affect of me coming here go it would be borng
Zetsu: say no such thing acid chan ! your affect will always be grand and plus we …we.. we missed you too! Do you hate me for trying to eat Dei I won do it again please don't leave for that long ever again.
Freakacid : ok
Everyone in whisper : plus Deidara and kakuzu were wrecks they idnt do anything ecept read our fic over and over saying as long as they read it you are with them and bunch of other weird shit .
Freakacid: ok then I will see them after the story for reunion so someone do the little thingy or something
Konan: I want to be turned into a guy or something any way acid chan dose not own naruto but she owns our heart.
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Chap 7 Fuck my life
Kakazu P.O.V
I finaly wake up from my cat nap …. Wow that pun was realy stupid anyway in the in between hours and minutes the gang keep telling me that im not a a kitty ha pallllezzz im kakazu im whatever I want to be anyway so what if im a puppy im not suppost to be one in the kami sama damb place jezzz …. I have to stop hanging around with idiots every day cause their idiocy spreads like the fucking Black Death its very on healthy … ring around the rosy pocket full of posies ashes ashes we all fall down. I sincerely hate that song its realy a song about death and crap … wait what was I doing akkkch damb you infernal idiots! I walk to the kitchen and breakfast is waiting a little soggy but edible. I finish up eating my portion and scamper over to the living room were im able to smell sakura , she was peacefully drinking her tea . she saw and beckond me to her .so I jump on the coach and trotted to her with all my kazuness me and my friend Budah .. gotta stop with that kami forsaken catnip makes me sound like a twit. Over to her yup that's right the money grubber heartless kakazu S – class criminal of the Akatsuki trotted over to a pink haired kunoichi who can punch a whole through Hidans forehead and through a mountain at the same time. Sereiously I have problems…. But Budah bear don't give a Shhhittt weeeee ya ! ( Ya I know kakazu is realy OOC he got into catnip so hes kitty ..um puppy high well ya any its better that way though) I swiveled a few times on her lap and listen to her and felt her hands they are fricken magic as they stroked my back to tell the truth it was like having a orgasam and it got INTENSE when she started to trace my stitches too " OMK im a very happy man" kakazu said half way drooling (ha (^-^) ) " you're as much a man as to fucking Pein-sama being god and we all know that he is nowhere fucking close to being a fucking god the closest he is to a being a fucking god is being a god of being a Pein in the as HaHaHahhahah" " Well there goes my happiness whhhhy you realy ruined my day , you just ad to didn't you Hidan" I said pissed off about the fact that this pompus idiot brought me from my high. After Sakura left . " Yes Fucker now stop acting like a bitch-ass-greedy…man..whore..dog….puppy….cat .AAAAAAHHHH whatever the fuck you terd mcmuffin are" " shut the -!" the saggy slipper cut me off before I could finish
Hidans P.O.V
I just woke up from the weirdest dream and all the fucking Jashin, ADHD, heathens are still a sleep. Wait where's stitch-sac-butt-sex-cowboy kakazu. Whers that mother fucking king of heathens? So I walk out of the sexy pinkettes room . her name is sakura , ya shes real nice im putting tabs on her in the *Hidanotebook so lets sit here and start.
Hidanotebook
What I know her name is sakura Harano her age I think maybe around 19, she has pink hair, and soul eating green eyes, nice beautiful milky legs , toned stomach, great buns I can probly pop a berry off them, oh my Jashin her breast they re gorgeous I swear they are D's or DD damb she is hot.
I stopped my writing cause I heard some weird growling purring sound it was realy weird O~O i was gonna go investigate but the delectable food the pinkette makes was calling my name like a sin, so after I finish my share I continue my espionage mission bitches ! but turns out it was a waste of time it was just the old man spazing out on the couch did he get more catnip? He can be such a fucking Dickmuffin and he starts to blabber to himself saying "Omg im a very happy man" he said with his purrgrowl thingy whatever it is he does so I tell him what I feel about him and say " you're as much a man as to fucking Pein-sama being god and we all know that he is nowhere fucking close to being a fucking god the closest he is to a being a fucking god is being a god of being a Pein in the as HaHaHahhahah" im so fricken funny you know omj I just fucking crack myself up then kazu all like "well there goes my happiness " then he thought he so damb annoying he acts like I care whatever floats his financial, cheap ,crumby , probably wont float much less stay together boat "you ruined my day whhhy you had to didn't you Hidan?" the grumpy fart said I told what I felt cause im hidan and no one can stop me and sigh and tell the stupid heathean " Yes Fucker now stop acting like a bitch-ass-greedy…man..whore..dog….puppy….cat .AAAAAAHHHH whatever the fuck you terd mcmuffin are" then he has all "SHUT THE- " and to save myself the trouble start to sing that super annoying Excalibur song from soul eater "excaliber excaliber excaliber excaliber excaliber im from the united king ima looking for her im going to California excaliber excaliber "
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*Hidanotebook: its just a normal note book he stole from sakura and dubbed it his where he just writes random crap when hes not bothering someone
Freakacid :ok I did this for all of my readers. Hey Dei , kazu
Deidara & Kakazu: *jump up and bolt to acid chan* were the hell have you been
Freakacid : places very busy I missed you guys I brought happy cookies
Everyone:: omy globness!
Pein: ok there was no real interesting things happening except dei and kazu are at her heels like animals….. well whatever anyways I want attention so sasori , haku, neji do the thingy.
Sasori,Haku,Neji: well please review if you put more of what you want so Acid chan can form the story chps even better and your suggestions will be used if you do so please review and Acid chan thxs you all for the reviews shes happy
Tobi,Shikamaru,Madara: weres the love Honk review.