Ok, I'm a teetotaler so I wasn't drunk when I wrote this. Nor am I fond of lemons or any other naughtiness. I just couldn't help laughing at this idea.
On a serious note, *WARNING - wondering into Niqsta's personal life* I was watching something on youtube, a user I'm subbed to, and he had this drawing done of him as a Cog from GOW, and a lot of people were making stupid comments about 'compensating'. Which is seriously dumb. That caused me to go ahead with this idea. *cringe*
Compensation
"Squall." Rinoa called out to the brunette sitting on the other side of the couch.
"Yeah?" Squall replied looking up from his reading book.
"You should get a smaller gunblade." She said, pressing her lips together trying hard to hold in her laughter.
"Why?" He asked curiously, lowering his book.
"Because people might think with such a big weapon, you're compensating for something." She giggled hysterically in reply.
Squall just looked at her with an expression of stupidity.
"You're an idiot." He rolled his eyes and went back to reading.
*Hides face in shame*
I think it's safe to say this is one of my poorer works! So sorry for breaking any barriers. :P
Read and review all you want, i'm taking this down next update! :P