Ayo Hows it going everyone ya I take forever to like update im so sorry TT-TT im such a bad person shame on me any ways all I can say that ist super hot its like a 100 degrees in my house its stupid im melting in here any ways just wanted to say hi every one hope you all had a good forth of July and stuff

Acid note ~

Pein: ….. Acid chan why do you leave with long un presidented what ever it is presents you leave me with them all.. by myself.. alone..with them. Why? TT::TT

Acid : Pein you're a ig boy now stop crying all over my akatsuki blanket … there there your fine (shoves pein on bed and turns around and walks out the door)

Pein : NOOOOOOOOOOOO DOOONT LEAVE MMEEEEEEE ALONEEE AGAIN PLEASEEEE its scary(sucks thumb)

Sasori: hey Acid-chan Pein's do a weird seductive thing with his tounge

Acid: (totally turn around calm and not super fast phssss what) …oh..oh ..my.. gog (blushing really hard) when did he get a tounge ring why is my name on it Pein .. sssstop it no don't do that dsihcfihibvkjsncksnclsnvinlcampappf KAZU, KISA HELP TOO MUCH SEXYYYYYYYYYYY

Kakazu & Kisame: Oh shit #blushes also# hey stop that (picks acid chan up and runs out sticking their tongues out) ok some get dei in here

Deidara: what is… huuuuuuuuuuuu omg (does Cpr)

Everyone : ( stares daggers at Deidara )ehhmmmm!

Deidara: saem saem saem saem saem saem saem nagi saem(this is from one of my favorite songs by zico called sam heres the link for the song watch?v=hzqbrk5moTc)(he saying jealous repeatedly than saying are you jealous) :P :p :p :P

Acid : Im alive ohhh um hi Dei any ways this was a adventure um ya someone do the thingy while I sit in the corner for a little I had a overload sorry

Killer Bee: she is una_

Everyone:NOBODY LIKES YOU GET OUTTTTT!

Tobi and Konan: we do not belong to Acid chan but she BELONGS WITH US

Acid : sweat drops (signs I do not own Naruto or any soul eater or harry potter referances )

Chapter 9 life threatening game #1 code gray aka Code fuck me hide , save yourself

KAkazu P.O.V

Oh my fucking kami ima fucking die I remember when Hidan would sing that song everyday was I none stop nothing stops him . iv cut off his head , I would still hear him, id sew up his lips but hed hum it louder than he sang it , ivdecapetated ans sewed his lips and put in the far corners of the base were no body can hear him but you can hear perfectly fine no matter where you are, iv hide in storage rooms in the basement with that fugly statue I swear I can hear it breathing heavely like a dumb ass but everyones like "your hearing things kakazu" or "kazu you need to get laid so wont here voices" or "what are harry potter where you can all the whispers" and stuff nobody understandssss! Any ways the fuckers voice would carry threw air vents too .

I got my stitched ass up and was gone like Buddha on a holiday up the stairs and into sakuras room and on to her bed an under her pillow an started to shiver .no it was not in anticipation it was fear. Cause In all my years which is a lot I have never had such torture aid rather sit in konaha and be tortured by Ibiki than this id rather kiss Deidara's Lips full on French kiss all his lips while riding Tobi like a cowboy while having zetsu eat me out….ummm STFU.

Pein P.O.V

Out of nowhere some one comes shooting in the room like black star in the rain and under the pillow I was on.i check under it too see who it is probably Tobi or something . well I don't find Tobi I find Kakazu Shaking in OH my Piercing prince Albert (=u= ohhh) he is shaking in fear dare I ask il ask as nice as pawssible :3 "why are you shaking like a wee pussy kakazu " ok I said I tried but im the fucking leader so im fabulous (Deidara: ya fabulously Gay not in the good way either)

(acid note- I try to stop the extra notes hehehe) any ways im scared shitless in the inside cause Kakazu is never afraid he usually smacks afraid in the face saying bitch please suck my balls this has to be bad . Kakazu whispers "Run , Hide , save yourself its begun "I blanched "oh shit"

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SIDESTORY TOLD FROM PEIN

Ok so being in the akatsuki is not just plotting and all the stuff you think we do its full of bull shit hard core antisapation shaking survival and trivial things such as hide ans escape the hidan and others like hide in your fucking closet and lock your doors or leave the hide cause zetzus plant misha was stolen or killed save your self and games like holy shit tobi just got bear grab a box and hide yourself you see we are not just lying at the base doing nothing and burning small amount of paperwork its about oh shit tobi has a bazooka or holy mother fucker Kakazu just lost his money in a bet and stuff like that realy this is what makes us head strong or pussys but sereiously these games are highly dangerous and you will see some of these later on or see some I did not list there are thousands any way back to CODE GRAY FUCK ME.

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And I say all concerned "its him" then he looks at me with squinted eyes and malice "what?" I said confused as to why the hell hes glaring at me. That's when I hear the evil vile sound coming closer . in a bright not vile and heart full sound "excaliber Excaliber"sings hidan joyfully .I hiss at his disgusting song the filth that is spilling from his stupid lips and dive bomb under a pillow

KIsames P.O.V

What the flying fuck some just ran me over I was about to holler at them then I hear the scared and malice filled voice triggering code gray aka code fuck me and he whispers "its him" oh shit fucking jaws is out in the open the game has begun

Itachis P.O.V

WTF what is Kakazus problem like id ever say this out loud he woke me with his paws stomping all over my poor tail then I hear one of the forbidden words even an uchihas afraid of "its him" holy fucking Uchihas pride shit why!

Konans P.O.V

Those bitches oh shit whats happening purple fox is confused I hear Kakazu ""its him" ….No..No..Fuck no not this shit noooo

Tobi P.O.V

Tobi woke up when somebody steped on Tobis face it hurt a lot so when Tobi was gonna get up and cry Tobi Hears the fucked up words I never wanted to hear from Kakazus mouth Tobi almost Peed he said "its him"

Madara P.O.V

Ok right now I just woke up and the first words I hate and fear the only thing I fear to hear at any time of day is the words that came from the stingy stitched mans muzzle "its him" Bitch please Uchiha Madara out well when the special words say hee hee its more fun that way heehee

Sasori P.O.V

Holy Balls of justice the words spoken "its him" ok I think just about everyone said that its kinda getting annoying. Oh god

Deidara P.O.V

"its him" My lil ears flatten back and I hear Pein hiss and I do the same . motherfucking bitch cow tits licker suck my dick shit not now

Zetzu P.O.V

Oh –my-Fucking god we are gonna die- no we are not – hide now-what's wrong –its him-oh my glob-hold me I want sakura

Acid: ok that's it for chap 9 ill probly have the next up a little sooner please review and I may go faster than usual and hurry that's when the games begin

Madara : hey acid you never talk to me Im feeing kind of.. unloved

Everyone: you have feelings

Madara : shut up

Acid: heeheheehehehehehehe cute sorry everyone who actually bothers to come up I talk to hey im running a business here not really but you are not unloved and Sasori stop be seductive to the readers

Sasori: (big anime eyes)but it works (the eyes get bigger I freak)

Acid : ok please stop with the big eyes kay

Sasori: ok (seductive glance)

Madara & Hidan : please read and review we love you and if you don't we will look at you sexly