Acid: well hello everyone you guys can be so depressing sometimes but forget that no flames please they don't help and don't make sense but besides the point thanks to those who did enjoy it.

Zetsu: well you took for ever aint nobody got time for that

Acid: I swear the next person who evn says that I'm sticking a purplr lightsaber up their butt until it comes out their mouth got it (narrows eyes)

Pein: dame it bitch please im god all mighty along with the kings of the seven seas ima joysey gal mmmhhmm (snaps fingers in a z formation)

Acid: your on drugs shut up any way take it away Kisame

Kisame : Acid chan does not own Naruto only the hands that feel up her legs (background kisa stop stroking my legs!)

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Chapter 9 Hide like the Pussys you truly are

Pein P.O.V

"ok bitches its code gray espionage so get your asses up! " I yelled the lot dickwads and nincompoops .

Everyone P.O.V

"oh shit un!" gasped Deidara."Go go go!"Pein yelled like the god he thinks he is. We all scatter like cherry blossoms in the wind as we here our tortures death song . "excaliber ,excaliber…."

Some kind of P.O.V

We are all scattered Kakazu and Pein and pein under two gigantic pillows , Tobi behind the curtains, Kisame in sakuras pants draw (cause he cant get to her panties xD), Deidara and Zetsu hugging each other in sakuras night stand draw, Madara perched on a shelf in the closet … totaly didn't see that coming? , Konan in a pile of paper .(O.O WTF Konan!) Sasori and Itachi under the bed in some of Sakuras shoes hiding . then they hear the nose stop and a "Kazu-San where the fuck did you all go?!" he says and starts looking in a trash can near Konan , she holds her breath praying to god shell piss on his grave when he dies. Madara slinks off the shelf and scurrys out of the room faster than Lindsey lohan can get arrested and down to the closet down stairs (A/N why is obsessed with closets) he's clear and 9 more left. Hidan starts to serch the closet that Madara high taile out of wile he was busy searching the closet both Deidara and zetsu bolt of the draw and into the safety of the coaches in the living room. With fruitless effort in the closet he pounces into the hamper full of clothes . Konan pops out of the paper and races to under the bed and under a sweater that was forgotten. while tobi ninjas behind the bed, Kisame was gonna go till he saw hidan come up and of the hamper and he sank down all very dramatic like while he thinks I swear this is like a real espeanage mission . Hidan belly flops into the pile of paper and Kisame launches right out in a pose that suggest that hes on crack not caring if he gets seen and out into the kitchen into a slightly opened cabinet. While hot on his trail like popos after you stole their donuts was Sasori,Itachi, and hiding under the coach , itachi jumping into umbrella stand and Konan hiding on a top cabinet you know the ones you need the chair for. Now with only to remaining they are left with the job of locking Hidan in the room if they don't succeed he wont stop his singing and their hiding would be for nothing and so they have to detain the threat to their mini society .Kakazu throws a marble he found under the pillow into the closet and him and Pein run like Tobi on acid and close the door behind them that conviently had a scarf wrapped around it then finally Kakazu calls out downstairs "Enemy has been detained !" then shouts of "Ya un" and "hurray" where heard and then silence then it happened "you fucking heathens you can not detain me " as they heard scratches and hisses and curses. Its night time now after planning on what should be done next time something like this happens again as the came up with team colors and names and noises, items and strategeys . after they finished their discussion the settled down in a comfortable spot and told their story of how the survived some more dramatic than they really were .Thats when the door opened they saw their awesome person sakura . after she let Hidan out of the room a bit confused but none the less apologize that she wasn't there to greet them this morning and telling them about her day and getting caught in conversations and brawls of that sort and got ready for bed . And they all thought damb this was the most fun and pathetic day ever.

Kisame P.O.V

"where's was Tobi" looks in a corner sees him in a ball crying to himself."oh"

Acid :whelp that is a wrap and Pein what kind of a leader hides under a pillow

Pein: squints like he can't see "shut up"

Tobi: Tobi was left behind to be tortured

Deidara: whelp guess you have to wait for next chapter read and review no flames and in the next chap there is a hyuga appearance. Bye un arts a blast but reviews are the boom to my zoom, un.