I'm having writer's block on Capsule Monsters Remake and I swear if I don't come up with a good chapter, I am continuing At-Em-Oh or something! Anyways, I'm gonna continue with more wackiness. Review please!

Normal Jared's POV

I woke up from the universe travel and found a blade of grass about my size. I gasped slightly before looking behind me to find wings on my back and everyone else on the ground that seemed giant to me. Great! JUST GREAT!

"OH COME ONgtr!" I yelled in complaint. "A FAIRY? I'M A FREAKIN FAIRY!"

"NOT THIS AGAIN!" Yami complained with crossed arms. From what I could see, he was... a mermaid. I started chuckling.

"He's a mermaid," I chuckled.

"MERMAN!" Yami corrected, seemingly annoyed.

"Still."

"OH COME ON!" Dr. Doofenshmirz complained. Apparently he was a fairy as well, but in a pink dress, was a girl, and had no wings. Oh man, this is just too good!

"You're a girl!" I laughed, pointing at Dr. Doofenshmirz.

"Yes! I'm not alone!" My psychic self screamed in joy. He was a fairy like me.

"Neither am I!" Psychic Emily replied with a sly smirk. Of course, she's a ghost. So was my normal sister.

We all had turned into the most pathetic magical creatures we would want to be the least. Me and my alter ego were fairies, the Emily's were ghosts, Dr. Doofenshmirz was a girl fairy with no wings, Yami was a merman, Gaz was a preppy fairy, and Vanessa... oh man, she was Princess Peach!

"This has got to be a joke!" Vanessa cried aloud.

"At least you're still six foot four!" Dr. Doofensmirz replied.

"Hey, where's Aurora?" Yami asked. That was a good question, where was that damsel?

"Who knows? We should probably look for her," Psychic Emily replied.

"So where do we look first?" Vanessa asked.

"We can search though the woods for her. She shouldn't have gone too far," Emily replied. She had a point.

"Problem, I CAN'T FREAKIN MOVE!" Yami pointed out.

"Can't you just change to Yugi? I mean he is a dragon in this particular universe," My psychic self asked. He must've been in this universe before.

Yami sighed, then his puzzle glowed and he turned into a huge ferocious black dragon. WHY DOES HE GET ALL THE COOL STUFF?

"Oh sure, he gets to be the big mighty dragon and I'm stuck as a freakin' fairy!" I complained.

"At least you have wings and you're not in a dress," Dr. Doofenshmirz replied.

"I normally don't agree with nobody, but I have to agree with Dr. Doofas," Gaz said.

"Doofenshmirz!" Dr. Doofenshmirz corrected.

"You're still creepy, you know," I replied. Gaz just stared at me with that creepy look in her eyes.

We all searched around the forest, but Princess Aurora could not be found. So far, she was not anywhere in the forest. There was nothing around besides us and nothing weird was coming to pounce us. We were also wondering if maybe she turned into a magical creature like us.

"We looked everywhere!" Dr. Doofenshmirz said.

"I wonder if she's around the water areas," Psychic Emily thought. "I mean Yami's a merman, maybe Aurora is a sea creature."

"Hm, maybe Yami can look," my psychic alter ego suggested.

"Good idea! There's a river over there! We can let Yami search for Aurora!" Psychic Emily smirked.

Yugi flew to the river and changed to Yami from a dragon to a merman. He reached his hand over to the edge of the lake and pulled himself toward the waters. As he kept pulling, we all heard a growling noise coming from a huge wolf. It growled at us with its huge ferocious teeth showing.

"Uh... nice... doggy," Dr. Doofenshmirz said fearfully with that fake smile on his face.

The wolf leaped into the air and ran to Yami, slightly biting the end of his tail to pull him away from the lake. He cried, "YAH!" With that, the wolf used it's mouth to pull Yami onto its back and began running off into the woods with him hanging onto the back of the animal.

"HEY!" I cried out as the psychic me and I flew over after the wolf. Yami was still hanging onto the wolf to keep from falling. The psychic me was able to fly over on top of the wolf's nose.

"Hey, you wanna..." The psychic me glared before the wolf used its paw to whack my alter ego off and land on the ground. "HEEEEEEEEEY!"

We both chased after the running wolf for a long time. Evenually we were able to reach for its fur and hang on, but the wolf just knocked us off. We just got up and continued to fly after the wolf who kidnapped Yami and probably trying to have him for dinner. The wolf kept running and ran toward a waterfall. The force from the water was so strong, it knocked us toward the rocks below, luckily we had wings and flew out of the waterfall.

"Darn it!" I responded, knowing that my psychic self and me lost the wolf.

"I guess we'll have to return to the others," My psychic self shrugged before we flew on our way to the group. We explained our situation to the group when we got there.

"Great!" Vanessa glared.

"I hope Yami's okay," Emily said.

"I guess we should look for fish boy," Gaz said.

"Do you even have eyes?" I asked the creepy girl. I swear she looks like she has no eyes at all. Gaz opened her eyes and I swear, she's even more creepy with eyes. "AHHHHHHHH!"

"Let's just look for Yami before he becomes dog food," Psychic Emily said and we all began searching for Yami, wherever he was.

Yami's POV

This wolf that kidnapped me kept running through the woods. I wasn't sure if he wanted to eat me or not, but I never wanted to find out. Then again, there wasn't much choice I had in this situation with NOT HAVING ANY LEGS! I hate being fish boy! Here I thought mermaids were women that hypnotize men with their songs and eat their flesh. Then again, I've probably watched too many horror films.

This wolf finally slowed down and slowly entered a cave, then laid me down on the dirt ground. I was panting, not sure what was going to happen to me. The wolf looked at me with roundish eyes, then took its claw and began writing on the dirt ground. Wait, this wolf can write?

'Yami, can you tell me what's happening to me?' The Wolf wrote. Wait, how did he know my name? Unless...

"Aurora?" I asked with surprise as the wolf nodded. "Oh great, you get to be a big fearsome wolf and I'm stuck being fish boy!"

Princess Aurora wrote with her paw, 'you don't look so bad. In fact, you look really cute as a mermaid.'

"Girls," I muttered under my breath. "Anyways, we're in a bizzarre universe where we become creatures that we wouldn't want to be in a million years. Last time I was here, Kaiba was a Lawn Nome, which was funny."

I noticed that the nighttime was turning to dawn. The sun was slowly appearing, and then Princess Aurora began morphing back into her normal human self. To my surprise, she also had clothes on when she changed back to human when she didn't have any clothes as a wolf to begin with. Then again, this is a bizarre world.

"Hey, I'm back to normal!" Princess Aurora cried in joy.

"Yami!" Normal Jared cried as he flew between me and the princess.

"What happened?" Psychic Emily asked.

"Aurora is a werwolf in this universe apparently," Yami replied.

"Wait, you mean she was the wolf that whacked me?" Psychic Jared asked with a slight glare.

"That was you? I thought you were a bug," Princess Aurora replied with a hint of blush. "At least we're together now."

"Whoopee," Gaz said sarcastically.

All of a sudden, two cloaked witches appeared out of nowhere. Everyone stood their ground as the witches talked amongst each other.

"Who are these strangers," One witch asked the other.

"I don't know sister, but they will make a fine stew," The second witch replied.

"Ew," Normal Emily cringed. I have to agree, that does sound gross.

"You witches aren't gonna make food outta us!" Normal Jared glared. Seriously, he's six inches tall, how is he invulnerable against a witch, two for that matter?

It didn't matter anyways, because the witches cast a spell, which put us to sleep. There was nothing much I could do since I was a mermaid on land. Might as well call me fish out of water. I felt sleepy and my whole world turned black. Nothing much to say about that.

Princess Aurora's POV

I woke up in a steel cage. Seriously, what's with these universes and steel cages? So, I found my friends, who were tiny people, or fairies, inside bird cages or inside steel cages, like me. Nobody knew where we were at and I knew if we didn't escape from here, we would be witch dinner.

"So, anybody got an escape plan?" Vanessa asked us.

"Nope, nothing," Psychic Jared replied. "AND I'M STILL A FAIRY!"

"There has to be a way out of here," Yami said, then stared at me. "Wait, you're a sorceress! Maybe you know a spell to help us escape!"

"I'm a werwolf remember?" I reminded Yami.

"Only during the nighttime," Normal Jared reminded me.

"He's got a point. Right now, you're still human, which means you can use magic," Normal Emily agreed.

They were right! I made a spell book appear in my hands and searched for any type of spell, but just when I was in the middle of searching, the two witches came. I made the spell book disappear and eyed the two ugly witches.

"Hello. Glad to see you kiddies are awake," The Second Witch smirked.

"Listen, you ugly old lady, you ain't gonna make a stew out of us!" Psychic Jared glared.

"I'm afraid you have no choice in the matter," The Second Witch replied.

"That's still gross," Normal Emily replied.

"I bet you're ugly and have alot of warts!" Normal Jared mocked.

The First Witch turned Normal Jared into a toad, then said, "that should shut your trap while we finish our stew."

The witches left and I returned to searching for the right spell. I finally found it and said, "FOUND IT!" I cast a spell on the cages and made them automatically open. I also changed Normal Jared back to normal.

"HEY! I'M NOT TINY ANYMORE!" Normal Jared cried for joy.

"Wait, you can change the rest of us back to normal!" Dr. Doofenshmirz realized.

"I'll try," I replied, finding the same spell I used on Normal Jared. It took more energy to cast a spell on a huge number of people, but I did. Everyone changed back to their normal selves from being magical creatures. I also changed myself from being a werwolf.

"Hey, I'm normal!" Vanessa cried joyfully.

"Hey, you're not supposed to escape!" The First Witch glared before and I turned and cast a spell out of reflects.

"DARK MAGIC ATTACK!" I cried out as dark energies escaped from my hand and hit the witches, making them disappear into thin air. "Wow, that actually worked."

"Yep," Normal Emily agreed with me.

Suddenly a portal appeared and sucked in two of the psychics, Emily and Jared. The rest of us were left behind. What was it with these portals randomly coming out of nowhere? It's like somebody purposely makes portals come out of nowhere for no particular reason.

"Well, this is great! At least we're not lame creatures anymore," Jared said annoyed. The psychics were gone, so I'm just gonna call Emily and Jared... well they're actual names.

A fist crashed right through the wall and grabbed Emily before she said, "wow, I'm a damsel in distress... this is ironic." The giant then took her and began stomping across the plains. "I'M A DAMSEL IN DESTREEEEEEESS!" Emily began singing, "I'm a Damsel in distreeeeeeess! I'm a damsel in distreeeeeeess!"

"YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HAPPY ABOUT THAT!" Jared cried in annoyance.

"I'm a damsel in distreeeeeeeess! I'm a damsel in distreeeeeeess!" Emily kept singing as the giant took her to his cave.

"Why do we bother saving damsels that are just plain annoying. I finally found one that's more annoying than Bella from Twilight," Yami said.

"Who cares? She's still my sister! Let's go rescue Emily... even if she is obnoxious and annoying," Jared replied. "Onward!"

Yami's POV

We all began climbing the mountain where the cave was at. I could hear complaining and groaning from Jared, who was a few feet from where I was. I swear Joey is more athletic than this guy! He was slowly trying to climb with sweat pouring down his face and his cheeks turning red from the heat.

"Can't... move... anymore," Jared painted, still climbing.

"Oh co'mon! I'm all the way up here and I feel just fine!" I replied.

"Yeah, but you're wearing dragon armor!"

"But I don't need that to climb up here and what does having armor have to do with..."

"SHUT UP!"

"He has a point. Even Vanessa and I are higher than you," Gaz mocked.

"Nobody asked you!" Jared replied.

"Baby," Gaz muttered under her breath as we kept on climbing up. I just hope Emily's okay.

Emily's POV

The giant carried me into his cave, and then placed me on the floor, guarding the entrance. Finally, I said, "OKAY, I'M BORED!"

"Well, you're a damsel in distress, what did you expect?" The giant asked rhetorically.

"I was expecting excitement. I WANT EXCITEMENT!" I whined before a portal appeared and a knight and a ninja appeared.

"I SHALL SLAY THEE YOU FOUL... where am I?" The knight asked.

"That was what I was about to ask," the ninja replied, then they both saw the giant. "I believe we should defeat this giant."

"Yes, let's."

The giant roared and I FINALLY got to see excitement. The knight stabbed the feet of the giant while the ninja hopped from the giant's leg, to the arm, to the shoulder, then took his double-bladed weapon and stuck it at the back of the giant's neck. The giant reached for the ninja while he twisted his weapon, still inside the back of the neck, and ripped the head off. The giant fell as green goo gushed out, and then the ninja slid on the head like a surfer before jumping right in front of the knight.

"... that still only counts as one!" The knight shouted. "... maybe a half since I helped."

"Whatever," the ninja replied before my friends finally arrived. The first person I saw was Yami.

"Huh, looks like somebody already beat us to it," Yami responded before entering the cave with the gang behind him, except for Jared. He was struggling to make it up here, but he did eventually make it.

"Finally... made it... so... tired," Jared panted as I chuckled in reply.

"So, who are you guys?" Yami asked.

The knight took off his helmet, revealing Jared's face saying, "my name is Jared, knight under his majesty."

The ninja glared at Yami, saying, "I reveal my name to no one, but if you know her name..." he pointed to me. "Then you know mine." …. so... he was a she? And she's me? AWESOME!

"So, you're Emily?" Jared asked Ninja me.

"Yes," Ninja me replied.

"Nice to meet you," Yami said before a portal appeared and all of us were sucked into it. Another day, another adventure being sucked into.